so fruit punch is worse than blue raspberry? oh lord...tomorrow night will also taste horrid, then.

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:19 PM. Reason : 13]

9/3/2010 10:19:28 PM

Oh shit, I forgot I tried Lemonade and Orange on the same night. I was so drunk that I don't remember which one I finished and which I didn't. I woke up in my car with the radio on, cell phone completely dead and a half of a 4loko in my cup holder. I really was just drunk dialing after everyone went to bed, but in hindsight, some neighborhood patrol cop would have hit the jackpot there.

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:26 PM. Reason : (440): Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?]

9/3/2010 10:23:24 PM

thinking about going to college beverage to pick up a blue raspberry

9/3/2010 10:26:54 PM

glenn i think that be yo name i met you at trivia, i was that awesome guy at the table, you know that wawesome guy haha

9/3/2010 10:27:46 PM

can 2 down!!! pwnt stupid crack ofa drinakk

9/3/2010 10:29:08 PM

lol I can safely say that most likely I can outdrink you, but I don't think I've finished two of these yet. I'm about to breathalyze myself after 1.

9/3/2010 10:30:50 PM

^^LOL you crazy as hell boy (i sounded that out in meatwad's voice in my head )

I will never drink more than one Four Loko in a night

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/3/2010 10:31:43 PM

im debating opening can 3 or not, stffff is moving on its own and my facae is numb athat is usually the sighn to stoppp

9/3/2010 10:31:54 PM

fuckkk everyone on my druinken text lsit is eitehr asleep or not responding, tghats no fun!

9/3/2010 10:33:19 PM

dude...i was relatively lucid after just a single four loko. so how were you feeling after just the one? because your typing skills trailed off pretty fast...

9/3/2010 10:35:23 PM

after one i was hyper, after 2 i was hyper and drnk

9/3/2010 10:37:15 PM

when the third one is done is probably when the second one will have caught up with you. an hour later and you better put a lock code on your contact list and hide it from yourself.

9/3/2010 10:38:39 PM

you are assuming that i can even find my phone haha

9/3/2010 10:40:10 PM

wtf 2/3 through and somewhere between .05 and .10

9/3/2010 10:46:20 PM

dont drive i acnt be bailing anyone out this evefning

9/3/2010 10:46:56 PM

lol

Someone is going to be hurtin' tomorrow morning.

9/3/2010 10:57:34 PM

I wanna goto bed, the worsd on teh screen are moving from top to bottom like a scrolling screen but im wide awake haha

9/3/2010 10:58:53 PM

lol, for anyone thinking about driving immediately after swishing mouthwash or taking 'one last shot'. Proof that a 20 minute buffer between your last drink is always key (within certain respects).

9/3/2010 11:02:46 PM

welcome to the officially druunk club! /highafive

9/3/2010 11:03:42 PM

lol once it's gone from my breath it should settle to ~.06 or so. Still within my legal right to drive to the DD's house!

9/3/2010 11:05:26 PM

if i drove right now i would definitelyh kill someone, we all know the atctual drunk driver usuallyy survives

9/3/2010 11:06:32 PM

God damn, no one has the right to take my keys from me ever again. I have this on lock.
<3 thinkgeek and their stupid frivolous party toys.

9/3/2010 11:09:33 PM

dint worry the cops will say twice that and you will spend the night in jail

9/3/2010 11:10:19 PM

http://www.craftbeer.com/pages/beerology/blood-alcohol-content-calculator

Here you go Doss, that was basically spot on for me. I'm pretty sure that you're .15 at least!

9/3/2010 11:15:20 PM

based on the default metoabolism it says .17

9/3/2010 11:17:01 PM

lets see if I can manage to pass out, if not Ill see you bitches soon

9/3/2010 11:29:20 PM

Quote :

"when the third one is done is probably when the second one will have caught up with you. an hour later and you better put a lock code on your contact list and hide it from yourself."

lol

--
If there are four lokos to be found in Estes Park, CO, I don't know where.
Goddammit.

9/3/2010 11:36:35 PM

I had to hitup the gas station as harris teeeter was lackin

9/3/2010 11:38:23 PM

getting my assss in bed, if anyone still wantss to entertain me text myy ass 919-413-5564 attractive females preferred peace bitches

9/3/2010 11:40:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am 8-10oz away from finishing my first and only for the night

9/3/2010 11:40:48 PM

good call
maybe
this is a tourist trap resort town

there simply may be none to be had

9/3/2010 11:44:47 PM

Good news I managed. To log in from my phone which has auto correct to fix drunk errors

9/3/2010 11:45:29 PM

How far are you from Boulder? Probably have more luck there.

9/3/2010 11:59:48 PM

this shit's popular as FUCK

9/4/2010 12:07:23 AM

^^A ways.
I didn't even want to drive to ft collins (a college town!) to a booty call tonight, with a bathtub and cuddling and other amenities.
boulder is farther from me.

9/4/2010 12:09:57 AM

Quote :

"getting my assss in bed, if anyone still wantss to entertain me text myy ass 919-413-5564 attractive females preferred peace bitches"

Ahahahahaha

^ Look for an, um, urban gas station.

9/4/2010 12:12:43 AM

Can you find Goat Vodka where you are? That shit is divine, from what I hear.

9/4/2010 12:12:47 AM

fuck it, i think its a listen to music and drink four lokos night, brb

9/4/2010 12:13:39 AM

^^^I really don't think you understand what kind of town this is

9/4/2010 12:16:10 AM

Go to wherever poor or mexicans or whatever go for beer and you should be good.

9/4/2010 12:18:31 AM

goin to bed huh? heh

9/4/2010 12:25:21 AM

Trying and failing so far lol

9/4/2010 12:28:49 AM

Quote :

"Go to wherever poor or mexicans or whatever go for beer and you should be good."

Srsly
yall really don't understand the kind of place this is
I've tried that :p
I WENT to the "poor" liquor store.

9/4/2010 12:39:28 AM

^according to the product locator, four loko can be found at:

RAMBO LIQUOR
1640 BIG THOMPSON AVE
ESTES PARK, CO 80517

9/4/2010 7:43:01 AM

this is my favorite thread

9/4/2010 7:47:04 AM

Well I didnt die at least... I did what many other people have done.. I got really hyper, then really drunk last night till I passed out about midnight, then woke up again at like 4 feeling jacked up again and couldnt get back to sleep. Now finally crawled outta bed haha. I dont feel like shit though so I guess thats good.

9/4/2010 8:50:35 AM

that's the beauty of Four Loko

all of the voodoo herbs and nutrients prevent hangovers

9/4/2010 8:56:27 AM

Doss2k is definitely going to have a bad day today

9/4/2010 8:57:10 AM

Quote :

"^according to the product locator, four loko can be found at: RAMBO LIQUOR 1640 BIG THOMPSON AVE ESTES PARK, CO 80517"

thxu sir

9/4/2010 10:44:39 AM

Quote :

"all of the voodoo herbs and nutrients prevent hangovers"

this is a fucking lie. worst hangovers ever.

9/4/2010 10:47:01 AM