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It's... you know what day it is.

3/9/2012 2:17:46 AM

Thursday? Saturday?!?! TELL ME YOU FOOL!!! I'M IN SUSPENSE!!! MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT!!! I HAVE NO CALENDARS WHERE I'M FROM!!!!

3/9/2012 3:22:56 AM

3/9/2012 8:49:22 AM

this is still the absolute best version ever

3/9/2012 9:05:26 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTNquPzvbWY

3/9/2012 9:20:30 AM

Quote :

"this is just me going on a mini rant here 1. these people who are attacking her are pretty sad. yeah the song sucks, but some of these people are especially mean...i don't really get it. but then again it comes with the price of fame i think. (this is a weird line for me) 2. i have several, several friends who are up in arms about this and how this poor, poor girl is going through so much and blah blah blah. and while i agree(and hell even i was on it for a little while yesterday) i feel like they are being a little too dramatic for me. it's taking me all of my might not to post "meanwhile in libya" underneath said statuses and updates (yes-updates...and both are like 20ish comments long) but i dont because it's a little hypocritical of me, bc im sure ive done the same...but for some reason this particular story annoys me. ok. im done now "

this is why joie is one of my favorite posters, shes so rational

3/9/2012 12:35:17 PM

It's not because of the boobs?

3/9/2012 12:49:15 PM

Nah

She and I see eye to eye on several things I've noticed over the years; at the very least we recognize similar perspectives

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 1:23 PM. Reason : G]

3/9/2012 1:22:04 PM

lol, they have to be kidding right?

4/19/2012 10:34:56 AM

I find neither attractive.. guess thats their number one hot girl problem.. they arent hot

4/19/2012 10:46:49 AM

^^

Quote :

"2,684 likes, 33,805 dislikes "

fantastic.

4/19/2012 10:57:42 AM

wow - the hot girls video deserves it's own thread. Wonderfully horrible.

4/19/2012 11:00:28 AM

maybe it's a joke??? god Ihope it's just a bad joke.

4/19/2012 11:01:10 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit that was fantastic!

4/19/2012 11:01:49 AM

The beginning of this video could be a fantastic White People Dancing gif

4/19/2012 11:14:17 AM

Hey girls, I have a video camera, let's make a music video!

Just get in the back of the car, close the door...

4/19/2012 12:02:12 PM

damn, how did i miss that steven colbert version.

4/19/2012 12:15:17 PM

oh shit, it's joe_schmoe

4/19/2012 12:23:43 PM

Quote :

"On April 17, a video for a song called "Hot Problems" by two girls calling themselves Double Take surfaced on the Internet. The track aroused widespread and intense loathing, with outlets from The Huffington Post to Gawker to BroBible calling it the worst song/video/thing of all-time and thousands of commenters comparing it unfavorably to Rebecca Black's "Friday." Here's the video, in case you missed it (you only need to watch 30 seconds to understand): Double Take, "Hot Problems" Even the people who made the video, Old Bailey Productions, seemed embarrassed about it: The description on the video's YouTube page says, "Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor for a younger sibling of one of our friends." I was curious about the people who made this video, so I started hunting for information about Double Take and Old Bailey. It was strangely hard to find. No Twitter, no Facebook and the only video on OldBaileyProductions' YouTube channel was this one. The bio on the channel, below a paragraph threatening legal action for "unlawful use of the music," says, "Film student at CSUN. Worked in the industry on several major films, student projects, and payed [sic] projects." I messaged OldBaileyProductions and said that Fuse would like to speak to Double Take, and he replied, "I will call you later this evening I need to talk to my clients." In the meantime, I looked up CSUN (California State University, Northridge) and found, through Google cache, that the OldBaileyProductions channel had previously uploaded 14 videos, now all private, including one entitled "Above the Influence PSA" and another called "Nissan Z," which looks like footage taken by a camera mounted on the front of a car. The owner of the channel listed their age at 24. A few hours later, a kid called me, sounding nervously excited, which I guess is how I would sound if a video I made had become instantly infamous. He tells me that he is Old Bailey Productions, but won't reveal his name. I ask him if he's had a big day and he says, "Yeah, a lot of emails from like MTV and Fox. The usual people. Heh heh heh." When asked about Double Take, he says, "Well, they're high school girls in California, and they're underage, so I have consent from their parents for the video, and for music rights, so as for interviews and such, I don't have consent quiet yet." I ask him when the video was shot, and he says, "A few weeks ago." He seems cagey about answering questions, saying, "I don't think I can answer any more questions." "Do you know if they're working on any other music?," I ask. "No, it's more like they just wanted to do it for fun. They're not really interested in a music career." And then he says he has to go! So there it is. Two high school girls from California and someone's older brother may have just created "the worst music video of all time," but it looks like they're not trying to do it again. It also looks like it's intentionally cheesy! Check back later for updates as they trickle out."

http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/behind-the-double-take-video-for-hot-problems

4/19/2012 12:24:21 PM

So sad that Miley stooped this low

4/19/2012 12:26:32 PM

^ inorite

http://www.kiss925.com/2012/04/19/world-exclusive-interview-girls-of-hot-problems-video-do-first-interview-with-roz-mocha/

4/19/2012 12:34:04 PM

More like new p33n sensation

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4/19/2012 12:48:36 PM

LAWL WAT IS THIS SHIT

4/19/2012 1:36:32 PM

I never thought I say this but, for the love of God, these girls need Autotune. If it wasn't made for this exact purpose, then what for?

4/19/2012 1:42:24 PM

Furthering music's continued downward spiral.

4/19/2012 1:42:35 PM

i'd be lying if i said i didn't listen to this 3-4 times.

4/19/2012 1:43:39 PM

This is pretty funny.

Quote :

"Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor."

4/19/2012 1:50:21 PM

Is this a Rebecca Black backup dancer spinoff? It looks like it could be the same girl. Got her braces off and made a video of her own.







[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 11:10 AM. Reason : same]

4/20/2012 11:09:26 AM

That song makes me wish the internet had never been invented.

4/20/2012 11:16:22 AM

holy fuck, that song makes "Friday" seem like a classic.

4/20/2012 12:28:59 PM

at least rebecca black is hot

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4/20/2012 12:39:19 PM

^^^^ no

4/20/2012 12:42:19 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/04/hot-problems-dubbed-worst-song-of-the-year/

Quote :

"Both Garrett and Willey emphasize that they aren’t serious about the song, “We don’t think that we’re that hot, no.”"

Quote :

"While they might not have “Hot Problems,” the girls have another problem they have to deal with this month: the prom. Both Willey and Garrett aren’t sure they will attend because they haven’t found dates."

lolololololololol

4/22/2012 3:44:28 AM

They see my blonde hair, blue eyes, and class but they really don't know, I have a big......heart

[Edited on April 22, 2012 at 8:28 AM. Reason : funny thing is I didn't go to that party]

4/22/2012 8:27:24 AM

haha awesome

4/22/2012 10:15:49 AM

Well this won't be a teen sensation, but it's another god-awful song by a nobody

4/22/2012 4:43:31 PM

3 seconds is all i could take of that song

4/22/2012 5:15:55 PM

I could not make it all the way through either one of those last two videos posted. These girls make Rebecca Black look like a professional.

4/22/2012 5:38:54 PM

It's Friday Thanksgiving!

We We We so excited are gonna have a good time!

Quote :

"Good news for those of you put off by the complexity of Rebecca Black's "Friday" — ARK Music Factory's Patrice Wilson (who wrote and produced the 2011 internet hate-fueled hit) has introduced us to the musical stylings of yet another dewy-faced young thing who was unfortunate enough to have been gifted a music video by her parents. Nicole Westbrook's "It's Thanksgiving" is similar to "Friday" in themes — a bunch of tweens hanging out, calendars, the inexplicable presence of a fully grown man (though, this time, he's dressed like a turkey) — but lyrically, it's way more about listing different kinds of food and that's something we can all relate to."

11/9/2012 2:14:09 PM

It really picks up about half-way through.

11/9/2012 5:23:29 PM

She's got a good O face

11/9/2012 5:31:28 PM

Quote :

"but lyrically, it's way more about listing different kinds of food and that's something we can all relate to."

LOL

11/9/2012 6:09:34 PM

Aside from the ludicrous lyrics, the song is actually easy on the ears, and the rap part was actually half decent sounding.

11/9/2012 6:10:05 PM

I voted for Romney

11/9/2012 6:15:11 PM

LoL @ "dyne" giving dinner a good rating

11/10/2012 5:51:47 PM

i enjoy that they have my DVR in the 'new years' living room scene.

11/10/2012 5:58:32 PM

All I could think of during the turkey leg part was, "Don't just stare at it, EAT IT"

11/10/2012 6:57:29 PM

i dont trust a tdubbers opinion on whether or not a rap sounds good

11/10/2012 7:01:08 PM

d00d Patrice Wilson is fucking clown shoes

11/10/2012 10:49:17 PM

EGGS

11/10/2012 11:06:17 PM