emce's weiner didn't turn out like I thought it would

9/17/2010 10:19:19 PM

so it turned in?

9/17/2010 10:19:57 PM

I wish you were closer

so, I could beat you with it

9/17/2010 10:20:26 PM

exactly


looked like the inside of an eyelid

9/17/2010 10:20:28 PM

To me it look like a hatchet wound to me.

9/17/2010 10:20:57 PM

tha fuck is this shit?!

I'm getting scored on by Kiwi now? Man, fuck TWW. I quit.

9/17/2010 10:22:23 PM

<insert Bye picture>


(I'm too lazy to find it)

9/17/2010 10:22:53 PM

I'm just mad you gave me the monkey disease.

9/17/2010 10:29:24 PM

AIDS?

9/17/2010 10:32:25 PM

Quote :

"Until today, I'd never had a plum. They're tasty! "

9/18/2010 9:06:58 PM

Quote :

"Once I am settled in my life with my family, I will be very tempted to change careers from computers to being a Park Ranger. Nothing beats being out in nature in some of these beautiful locations. "

9/19/2010 12:13:47 PM

I'm ridiculously bored.
Please confess to me, children.

9/19/2010 9:10:12 PM

someone send me some confessions.

9/20/2010 1:51:30 AM

Quote :

"I have lost even more respect for this guy, and it may affect two other friendships that I have. I am very close to walking away before I see a mess get much worse. "

Quote :

"I <3 U. "

[Edited on September 20, 2010 at 10:52 AM. Reason : ]

9/20/2010 10:51:30 AM

^That first confession strikes a nerve with me. I hope it doesn't apply to me.

Confessions please.

[Edited on September 20, 2010 at 11:48 AM. Reason : .]

9/20/2010 11:46:12 AM

Quote :

"I have a size complex when it comes to my penis. It's above average, so I know it's stupid. But I still have a complex about it. For some reason I REALLY want to have a monster dong. I blame it on porn. "

Well...isn't that interesting.

More confessions please.

9/20/2010 12:14:18 PM

i, too, am open for confessions

tdub is failing to entertain at the moment

9/20/2010 12:18:57 PM

I totally agree. TWW you bore me!

9/20/2010 12:21:40 PM

I would like confessions, please.
Not for entertainment - for distraction kthxu

9/20/2010 12:25:09 PM

Quote :

"I joined this site this weekend because it showed up in a google search of mine. From the weekend i've read this site I've never seen a larger collection of narcissists, megalomaniacs, psuedo intellectuals, and attention whores (M & F) in my entire life, outside of my family. Its surprisingly comforting. "

9/20/2010 2:17:35 PM

"Megalomaniac" is my default away message on AIM.

9/20/2010 2:18:45 PM

Welcome

9/20/2010 2:19:05 PM

im bored and looking for jobs. distract me with confessions rubes

9/20/2010 3:23:33 PM

confessions, please!

9/20/2010 5:23:01 PM

Quote :

"i just had sex for way longer than i wanted to when i knew i would NEVER get off. because i was told if i did the person i was doing it for (/with) would make me a cinnamon raisin swirl bagel with butter."

9/21/2010 9:15:07 AM

confessions please

9/21/2010 9:36:17 AM

yo

hit me with your confessions

9/21/2010 11:01:58 AM

entertain me

9/21/2010 2:10:51 PM

i wish i had something entertaining to confess or that other people would confess things. But I think after 130 some pages that there's nothing left to confess.

9/21/2010 2:37:21 PM

I think you may be onto something.

9/21/2010 2:42:55 PM

nah, people do terrible things and think terrible things every day. confess these terrible things to me!

9/21/2010 2:44:20 PM

Quote :

"I must confess that im in the Dog House right now, and its really not my fault. Yesterday, I was in the shower, and in the process of rinsing the shampoo out of my hair. I had an urge to pee, and since I had my eyes closed, I just started peeing. Well as luck would have it and unknown to me, my girlfriend had snuck into the bathroom and stuck her head thru the shower curtain and was going to suprise me with a blowjob. With her mouth open and a few inches from my dick, well thats the same moment the stream started. I heard a scream and a sharp pain on my ball sack, and before I could realize what had happened, she stormed out of the bathroom, and has said exactly 3 words to me since. (2 of the words were motherfucker and asshole) What can I do to convince her it really wasnt my fault? "

Wow. Guys. . .someone needs some advice bad. I'm at a loss.

9/21/2010 3:00:05 PM

haha... that's lame that she's that pissed (no pun intended )

9/21/2010 3:01:24 PM

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

9/21/2010 3:06:57 PM

hahaha

9/21/2010 3:24:39 PM

Quote :

"i was peeing in my girlfriends mouth and the she woke up and vomited on our cat. the cat then vomited on me and we all had a 3-way."

hey - why not, right?

9/21/2010 3:28:50 PM

I don't think I buy that story bottombaby posted. I mean...who doesn't realize when someone walks into the bathroom while they're in there?



Someone not very observant I guess.


Now GGMon's sorry is hilarious.

[Edited on September 21, 2010 at 3:33 PM. Reason : .]

9/21/2010 3:29:43 PM

Well, that was someone's confession.
Shit Pee happens.

9/21/2010 4:36:56 PM

Hehehe!

I believe someone confessed it to you...I just don't believe it was a real confession. But...what do I know...

[Edited on September 21, 2010 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

9/21/2010 4:43:57 PM

i am accepting confessions! i am bored at work, ahhhhh

9/21/2010 4:48:12 PM

I don't think I buy that story bottombaby posted. I mean...who doesn't realize when someone walks into the bathroom while they're in there?

At my girlfriend's place, she keeps the door open during showers to counter the steam buildup. Then its just a matter of sneaking into the right side of the shower. Plus its pretty easy to open a door silently.

Not that it was my confession.

9/21/2010 6:20:09 PM

Poor bmel

9/21/2010 6:23:44 PM

You should be feeling sorry for when I throw cold water from the sink in there

[Edited on September 21, 2010 at 6:58 PM. Reason : asdf]

9/21/2010 6:42:18 PM

Quote :

"It's been 90% confirmed that I have a rare disorder that is potentially life threatening. Part of me is relieved that the doctor could figure out what's wrong and surprisingly I'm not that scared. Well maybe if I find out I have tumors and need surgery but right now I'm okay. I don't know if I'm in denial or just hasn't absorbed all of this yet but you know, take it one day at a time. "

[Edited on September 21, 2010 at 11:01 PM. Reason : .]

9/21/2010 11:00:12 PM

9/21/2010 11:00:51 PM

konfess to me children

9/22/2010 1:17:05 PM

Quote :

" I signed up for a dating site. That part is fun and normal. The real confession: I just had a trannie contact me. I replied "

9/22/2010 1:58:58 PM

I'll take one

9/22/2010 2:06:23 PM

me too

9/22/2010 2:38:21 PM

Quote :

"I am going to be seeing this girl tonight that I really really like. I get nervous when I'm around her because I really want to put the moves on her, but I'm afraid that she's going to reject me. Even worse, that she's going to tell her husband and then they're going to laugh about me behind my back. "

I don't think they will laugh...I think it's sweet.

Quote :

"Last night, my neighbor and I finally had a heart-to-heart confession about a mysterious incident that occurred at his house several months ago while he had a girlfriend. We were both very drunk. I bumped into him in the parking lot and he invited me inside. We don't remember anything past that. I woke up fully clothed and alone on his couch, but covered in popcorn. Popcorn inside my dress. Shoes behind the couch. Popcorn was everywhere and the house was trashed. Last night he asked me if we did anything that night ... that he was worried that he had cheated on his girlfriend at the time. I had to confess that I had no clue. It seems we may have kissed. But there's really no telling. We have no clue what happened that night. "

That must have been one crazy night.

This confession came from the same person as the one before.

Quote :

"oh yeah, also that night, I recall that he and I went to the pool together and acted like nutjobs. He does not recall this. But there's a big memory lapse for both of us that night, so the pool may or may not have happened. "

[Edited on September 22, 2010 at 3:04 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2010 2:55:59 PM