2 men enter, one man fucks MJ
2 men enter, one man fucks MJ
2 men enter, one man fucks MJ

11/9/2006 5:45:56 PM

she's on her way over

11/9/2006 5:47:17 PM

11/9/2006 5:47:18 PM

there can be only one

11/9/2006 5:47:39 PM

This article searching is annoying! HELP!

11/9/2006 6:03:45 PM

sweet

I finally nailed down my thesis topic

11/9/2006 6:06:24 PM

at this moment you should be with us, feeling as we do, like we want you to.

11/9/2006 6:10:26 PM

awww I have the best roommate ever!!!

11/9/2006 6:19:47 PM

<3 mcdonalds so damn much

11/9/2006 6:51:18 PM

i cant think about how to use this oven timer to cook my waffles for 5:00

new kitchen stuff sucks, i swear by christ that my new fridge cost more than the cars most people drive in college

11/9/2006 8:35:33 PM

i love getting phonecalls from former coworkers saying that the company is falling apart without me...and it hasnt even been a week.

[Edited on November 9, 2006 at 8:53 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2006 8:53:34 PM

i think everyone hears that in their first week

or maybe its just us

11/9/2006 8:54:59 PM

sex date tommorrow.

11/9/2006 8:57:28 PM

bloody marys for dinner.

11/9/2006 9:00:30 PM

I don't feel good

11/9/2006 9:23:03 PM

I hope you feel better soon.

11/9/2006 9:24:33 PM

Me too...Panic! at the disco tomorrow and I wanna feel better for that!

11/9/2006 9:25:40 PM

I RRRREALLY wish I could get through an evening out without knocking over my drink.

11/9/2006 9:53:37 PM

"A couple of years ago I was sitting in the Kodak Theatre with my acceptance speech in my pocket, waiting to get up and say that I was the first openly gay actor to win an Oscar. Unfortunately, that was the year the blacks won." - Ian McKellen

11/9/2006 10:02:26 PM

Oh my goodness, Grits is running laps around the house. He's rampaging the living room right now. He just came out of the room across the hall a minute ago and pounced on my arm, landed on my lap, laid there a second, grabbed my hand, and took off for the living room!

NO MO' FRISKIES FOR HIM!!!!

11/10/2006 1:02:25 AM

i like to read books. i need to start getting back into reading books outside of schoolbooks. and i need to start eating right.

11/10/2006 1:03:11 AM

you should stuff cat nip in your butt and see what happens

11/10/2006 1:03:31 AM

Heck no!!

He has me cowering in my chair right now. He's under my chair, then on my arm, then behind my door, then stalking my toes and elbows, then in the living room! He's freaking me out! I'm afraid to lay down!

[Edited on November 10, 2006 at 1:05 AM. Reason : ]

11/10/2006 1:05:21 AM

i am much happier now that i have my very first kitty in my own place. it's so neat!

11/10/2006 1:07:46 AM

careful he might bite YOUR tail off!!!

11/10/2006 1:08:56 AM

But I need it for balance!

11/10/2006 1:09:29 AM

NYUK NYUK NYUK!

*goes back to homework*

11/10/2006 1:09:56 AM

i put my cat on my head and wear it like a hat and pretend i'm davy crocket with her little tail sticking out the back

11/10/2006 1:11:23 AM

my cat is so big. he's half maine coon so he's really sociable and he purrs constantly. he's a little older but he's the shit, and his name is scumbag, which is fucking AWSOME.

11/10/2006 1:13:52 AM

I'm beginning to think he's playing with a spider. I'm not going to find it, because I dont wanna see it.

But boy, there was a frickin huge spider in the kitchen last night. I hollered for my roommate to come kill it, and Grits beat him to the kitchen. He saved me! He batted it around, pounced on it, and distracted it for me to have enough to get the flyswatter. He's such a noble cat!

I wish everyone could see what he is doing right now! He's frickin crazy!!

[Edited on November 10, 2006 at 1:14 AM. Reason : ]

11/10/2006 1:14:12 AM

my cat was batting a dying hornet around the other day--- im sitting there yelling at her to quit being a wussy and just KILL the darn thing. meanwhile she's batting it back and forth like a yarnball

11/10/2006 1:16:38 AM

my cat in charlotte used to do that shit sometimes. she would just start going ape shit outta nowhere in the middle of the night and wake everyone up. it was crazy.

11/10/2006 1:17:03 AM

spray the cat with a hose!

11/10/2006 1:17:51 AM

Thats exactly what he is doing. I think my wall is going to fall down. He;s already knocked over 2 chairs! I hope the couch is rightside up and the bass is still on the wall!

^Dude, I think he has hidden his water bottle. We cant find it anywhere!

[Edited on November 10, 2006 at 1:18 AM. Reason : ]

11/10/2006 1:18:05 AM

toss it in the garage for the night

11/10/2006 1:18:53 AM

^^^for some reason when i read that, the line "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN" came to mind.

[Edited on November 10, 2006 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ^]

11/10/2006 1:19:02 AM

I cat put him out there, he's my snuggle buddy!

11/10/2006 1:19:45 AM

11/10/2006 1:20:00 AM

^^^haha or ELSE THE CAT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

The cat's hiding your weapons now?! smart feline

[Edited on November 10, 2006 at 1:20 AM. Reason : wow]

11/10/2006 1:20:08 AM

He's out smarting me. And I'm about to surprise him. I'm gonna sneak down the hall, stalk him, and flip the lights on and see what he does!

11/10/2006 1:21:05 AM

^^ahahahahaha

11/10/2006 1:21:14 AM

try doing what this guy did to his cat:

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=439803

that should scare him straight

11/10/2006 1:21:55 AM

not again, last minute

11/10/2006 1:22:23 AM

tried the farting, didn't work. He just smirked and matched it.


I snuck in there and flipped on the lights only to see a sign off the wall, but the fish still hanging! The couch was upright.
I smelled something weird, awful actually, and crept to the mud room-he was just sitting there in the middle of the floor.
I gave him MORE food cuz his plate was clean. And now I just heard him in his litter box. He's either about to rampage again or hes gonna come curl up in my lap.

11/10/2006 1:29:39 AM

Yep, hes in my lap, purring like a crazy kitty. I guess its almost bed time now. I dont have to sleep with one eye open.

11/10/2006 1:40:29 AM

I seriously have to wake up at 11:30?

11/10/2006 1:48:20 AM

i don't have to wake up at a specific time, but i think it'll be at like 8. o well, just got to find some o that addy.

11/10/2006 1:50:29 AM

women

11/10/2006 1:51:06 AM

No kidding.

11/10/2006 1:54:46 AM

fucking hell

women (not sex)

that's it - I'm going gay so I can go to sleep

11/10/2006 2:03:20 AM