I really feel like I should take a creative writing class.

5/13/2010 10:07:36 PM

fuck, im all settled in and i forgot my book in the other room

also i meant to grab a popsicle

5/13/2010 10:11:35 PM

lol you sitting in bed with a book and a popsicle makes me laff

5/13/2010 10:12:58 PM

haha me too

WHERES THE SHEET TENT AND FLASHLIGHT??

5/13/2010 10:15:22 PM

screw you guys, i like books and popsicles

5/13/2010 10:16:28 PM

I do too! I wasn't laughing AT you

5/13/2010 10:20:22 PM

i know

5/13/2010 10:22:41 PM

i'm ocean sailing for the next 3 days! wooooo!

just a little to hold me over till the bermuda races this summer

5/13/2010 10:27:42 PM

Why are all yall skurd?

5/13/2010 10:32:09 PM

Tired, sore, and ready for the weekend. One more night of work to go...

5/13/2010 10:38:40 PM

does tww get money everytime i accidently click on of those ads?

5/13/2010 11:02:11 PM

Bread expired on MAR17 but I thought it said MAY17. I ate about 6-8 slices. It tasted crunchy and like cardboard. It was whole wheat and that stuff always tastes bad.

I made brownies with a friend and something went horribly wrong. It ended up tasting like all the sugar was replaced with salt. After the first taste I planned to lie and say they tasted great to see if she would lie. It was so bad I couldnt make it that far, hahahaha.



[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 11:57 PM. Reason : bad food day]

5/13/2010 11:57:26 PM

5/14/2010 12:02:20 AM

Shit, DDK is pissed!

5/14/2010 12:10:53 AM

I didn't know the guy who plays Dexter is from Raleigh.

Is it just me or can y'all tell if someone is from North Carolina just by their accent?

Like if I hear someone talking on tv I can tell if they are from NC. 99% of the time I'm right.

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason : ]

5/14/2010 12:21:35 AM

^ How specific can you go, dialect-wise?

5/14/2010 12:24:38 AM

I'm pretty good at telling a Western NC from any other region.

Western NC is more 'country' sounding I guess.

It seems like people from the central part of the state have more of that smooth southern accent.

When I say this I'm talking about people who are native to this area or were raised in this area long enough to pick up the accent all the way.

There are a TON of dialects down here though.

5/14/2010 12:28:38 AM

i was hoping for shine a light but ill take loving cup

also sam rockwell and dr. john...BONUS

holy shit SURPRISE guest

not gonna ruin it for dvr folks

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 12:54 AM. Reason : .]

5/14/2010 12:44:18 AM

looking for places to rent in gboro

guess time to go to bed.

5/14/2010 12:56:45 AM

don't want to go home. not 100% sure why I am.

5/14/2010 12:57:06 AM

THANK GOD FOR HULU.

5/14/2010 4:24:35 AM

Jareth Cutestory

5/14/2010 5:08:09 AM

Damnit. I need want a drink. I'm not usually one to drink alone either, but what the hell. I'm totally craving one...



[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 6:33 AM. Reason : .]

5/14/2010 6:21:42 AM

why the hell am i awake right now...

5/14/2010 6:30:33 AM

Quote :

"Damnit. I need want a drink. I'm not usually one to drink alone either, but what the hell. I'm totally craving one..."

Drug addiction sucks, doesn't it son?

5/14/2010 7:49:58 AM

where should i go for breakfast this morning?

i'm doing a fatty week and only eating one meal a day but making it a really shitty one...

i'll get back on track next week...after i drink a lot of beer on saturday

so far this week i've had burger king, bada wings, zaxby's, bojangles....what should i do today?

5/14/2010 8:28:54 AM

BOJANGLES

YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE MOOOOOOOAH-AAAAOOOOOOH

5/14/2010 8:29:18 AM

but is it inappropriate to have bojangles 2 days in a row?

5/14/2010 8:31:18 AM

I don't think so, I often eat at a restaurant 5 times in a week son.

My other suggestion is Chick FILA (The shoe)!

5/14/2010 8:32:08 AM

i normally would go there without question...but i haven't been too thrilled with their breakfast the past few times i've been...


maybe i'll switch it up and get a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit this morning instead of a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit...

i like living dangerously

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 8:34 AM. Reason : ert]

5/14/2010 8:33:31 AM

I like women who live dangerously.


Get dat country ham or a country ham wif cheese too son.

Just don't get egg on it son.

5/14/2010 8:43:34 AM

not really a ham biscuit fan

5/14/2010 8:50:34 AM

MY COCK WENT LIMP WHEN I HEARD THAT SON.


YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DANGEROUS IS FOOL. YOU'RE A GOD DAMNED LIAR SON. I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE LIVING DANGEROUSLY.

5/14/2010 8:51:18 AM

i'll tell you how dangerous i am...

i'm going to skip breakfast altogether and maybe get mexican or chinese for lunch!


how's that for crazy

5/14/2010 9:00:00 AM

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO IS AMUSED?

I'M DISGUSTED WITH YOUR MILD LIFESTYLE AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LIVE ON THE EDGE.

5/14/2010 9:03:58 AM

ok...fuck you buddy


i'll eat the damn ham and cheese biscuit

5/14/2010 9:07:19 AM

CAJUN FILET

(FILLET SON, IT'S LIKE A BILLET)

5/14/2010 9:10:15 AM

I guess I should go sit on the beach now and then come in and clean later.

5/14/2010 9:10:41 AM

YOU MIGHT LOCATE A GOD OF SOME KIND OUT THERE, SO I AGREE WITH YOUR DECISION TO GO THERE FIRST SON.

OF COURSE YOU MIGHT ALSO LOCATE A GOD IN THE DIRT ON YOUR CARPET, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD CLEAN FIRST SON.

5/14/2010 9:12:08 AM

fuckers in the office after i left. do not come into my damned office, use a sharpie out of my stuff and write all over my whiteboard you fucking assholes

5/14/2010 9:20:46 AM

so much anger in here today

it's Friday ya'll

and i'm graduatin' tomorrow

5/14/2010 9:22:00 AM

I don't see any anger son!

I'm just smokin' the legend son.

I just live son.

5/14/2010 9:25:16 AM

Haha I see lots of ALL CAPS and !

5/14/2010 9:25:59 AM

Yeah but it's all non srs and shyte.

It was about bohangleys and g money god.

5/14/2010 9:26:40 AM

i think LP and Luna were truly mad though son.

5/14/2010 9:28:12 AM

oh yea, i'm pissed someone was in my office without me knowing about - and going through my desk

5/14/2010 9:29:45 AM

why did I wake up with the Stonecutters theme stuck in my head?

5/14/2010 9:36:53 AM

better than rick astley

5/14/2010 9:38:13 AM

5/14/2010 9:38:57 AM

I hurt in too many places

5/14/2010 9:44:04 AM