i am kind of already drunk but need to sober up before i dj at 10

5/14/2010 7:51:58 PM

FUCK YEAH PURPLE LIGHTNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

5/14/2010 8:33:17 PM

^^ WTF??!?!????

ughhhhh i need to get 8 moar pages so that i can have 17 pages and be like "17 that is close to 20 especially with 4 pages of endnotes that technically shouldn't count but makes it 21 pages and i don't GIVE A FUCK"

and turn this stupid paper in

UGH

ugh

UGH

ugh

UGH

jasdfklsda;lkdfjsa;lkdfjsl;akdfjiwoadfjsckmxzdjk

ok. i feel better. back to work

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .]

5/14/2010 8:58:46 PM

eric you get crunk

i'll take yo shift

nothin but gayngs and sleigh bells

5/14/2010 9:03:27 PM

fucking bored

5/14/2010 9:13:29 PM

i am good now

just needed a shower

5/14/2010 9:16:33 PM

oh yeah

fucking awesome

5/14/2010 9:17:42 PM

i will pay someone $25 to finish my paper on the condition that i get a B or higher.

ANY TAKERS?

5/14/2010 9:39:23 PM

$25 and a blow job?

anyone? anyone?

5/14/2010 9:44:26 PM

I'll do it.





Nah, I'm just fuckin witchya

5/14/2010 9:45:18 PM

GRADES ARE IN


I fucking passed.
I'm fucking graduating.

Holy fucking shit.

It just got real

5/14/2010 9:45:48 PM

It's been a while since I've stayed in on a Friday- there ain't Jack shit on tv :/

I'm so booooored

5/14/2010 9:46:58 PM

I never doubted you

5/14/2010 9:47:15 PM

FINISH MY PAPER DAMMIT

5/14/2010 9:52:00 PM

alright, ima have to go get some front line tomorrow, found two more ticks today

5/14/2010 9:53:32 PM

Girl: Ugh! I need to get laid. Grumpy, do you have any roommates?
Grumpy: Yes. You've met both of them. You hate them.
Girl: Dammit! I really just need sex.
Grumpy: I mean...I'm in kind of a dry spell too. We could have sex, solve each other's problem.
Girl: Ewww that's gross I'm never talking to you again!

5/14/2010 9:54:55 PM

hahahahaha

5/14/2010 9:55:51 PM

sounded like a perfect solution to me

5/14/2010 9:56:17 PM

I thought the whole conversation was just a lead-up to asking if I wanted to bang. I mean, who calls up a single guy, talks about how desperate they are for dick, about how their standards have been lowered into nonexistence, about how the only real requirement is height?*

But apparently I was very, very mistaken.

*-I'm 6'6". I'm the tallest fucking person she knows.

5/14/2010 9:58:30 PM

you do not ask a girl if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex, jackass

5/14/2010 10:00:56 PM

so why don't you come over and we'll have a few drinks?

then you offer a massage.

duh.

5/14/2010 10:01:29 PM

Quote :

"GOTTA FIND BUBBA!"

5/14/2010 10:02:04 PM

dude, its cause you are republican, she knows you wont pull out

5/14/2010 10:02:37 PM

wanna come over and watch a movie?

5/14/2010 10:03:02 PM

you make her a thread and link her to it, duh

5/14/2010 10:05:02 PM

Quote :

"you do not ask a girl if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex, jackass"

Hahaha, true. To be fair I condensed the conversation a little bit; I think I was (albeit very slightly) more subtle.

Also one of her few requirements for someone to give her the penis was that they come to her place. Inviting her here wasn't an option and I'm not at the level that I know how to invite myself to someone else's place, make it clear that I am going to give them my gift without saying so, and get away with it.

5/14/2010 10:07:58 PM

LOUD

FAT

BITCH

5/14/2010 10:39:57 PM

Quote :

"you do not ask a girl if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex, jackass"

In that scenario it's a 50-50 shot!

5/14/2010 10:40:50 PM

SLOW

FRIDAY

NIGHT

5/14/2010 10:42:00 PM

^^Yeah I'm one of those girls that will say no way, even if I really want it

Can't make em think I'm easy yo

5/14/2010 10:43:31 PM

She couldn't have sounded easier if she tried. In fact, I think she used the term "I'm easy." It was a twenty minute conversation about how she wanted cock so badly she was thinking of going to a bad neighborhood in an effort to get raped.

5/14/2010 10:44:48 PM

IT'S THE FUCKING WEEKEND

5/14/2010 10:44:50 PM

so, i live with my parents because i just graduated and im trying to get on my own two feet before i move back out again......and they're gonna be gone a full week in june, and my girlfriend was supposed to come up that week....but....

now shes going to ireland with her cousin for 10 days.

And while i'm not mad....i am quite disappointed, but i can't tell her, because i'm glad she is getting the opportunity to do something like that.

5/14/2010 10:52:01 PM

You can have sex with me during that week if you'd like

5/14/2010 10:54:59 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

5/14/2010 10:55:38 PM

Lol I mean I may not be your girlfriend but I have a vagina, and it works well, most of the time.

5/14/2010 10:59:02 PM

TROLLIN

FOR

DICK

5/14/2010 11:00:32 PM

just fyi, I'm making a joke

I don't really have a vagina

5/14/2010 11:01:42 PM

NO

VAGINA

HERE

5/14/2010 11:02:41 PM

painful truth

5/14/2010 11:03:26 PM

I'm kidding.

My name is Sarah.

5/14/2010 11:05:24 PM

5/14/2010 11:07:31 PM

I messed up the display settings and I don't remember the button to press to get it back

5/14/2010 11:11:44 PM

this paper

makes no sense

please to give me a B+ and let me go on my way

5/14/2010 11:17:11 PM

and now it's time for bed.

5/14/2010 11:18:56 PM

i just wrote the sentence "when viewed under the magnifying glass of gender..."

god help us all

5/14/2010 11:23:33 PM

LOL

5/14/2010 11:24:33 PM

my camping gear is scattered across the state of nc

i have to gather it back up over the next few weeks

5/14/2010 11:24:59 PM

wanna look through my gender magnifying glass?


lol wut

5/14/2010 11:26:00 PM

I wish I could go camping tomorrow

I'll be missing out on some good music. At least I won't have to drive for 4 hours.

5/14/2010 11:27:18 PM