WHERE'S MY PIZZAAAAAAAA

5/16/2010 7:52:34 PM

up your butt and around the corner

and deadliest warrior is fucking awesome.

I might have to add it under the "favorite tv shows" category on facebook

5/16/2010 7:53:48 PM

gah, I want a thunderstorm...no fair that everyone is getting a thunderstorm.

haha I just saw the radar map, looks like I am going to be getting a thunderstorm.

damn nevermind...I just check again...looks like I won't get much of anything.

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 7:56 PM. Reason : ]

5/16/2010 7:54:13 PM

holy shit, stella just went to scratch herself and fell off the bed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5/16/2010 8:00:24 PM

Quote :

"up your butt and around the corner"

I have not heard that since 1995.

5/16/2010 8:01:20 PM

my boyfriend thinks I eat too much

which means I'm fat

FML

5/16/2010 8:06:01 PM

damn I was just reminded of something I did last night. Stupid alcohol and peer pressure.

5/16/2010 8:07:19 PM

^^ But you work out all the time!

I had a friend who took out this petite girl for prom, thinking she'd be a cheap date, but she played for the soccer team or something and ended up order lobster and steak and a couple of desserts.

Women be eatin'.

5/16/2010 8:09:25 PM

the parody threads are in high gear tonight

Quote :

"and deadliest warrior is fucking awesome. "

Fuck yeah, entertaining as hell. But that's about it, entertainment

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 8:11 PM. Reason : /SCIENCE]

5/16/2010 8:10:15 PM

yeah

then I eat 5 billion calories

so I'm a fattie

5/16/2010 8:10:46 PM

I'll bite. You're a hottie, begonias, a total hottie. And if I was at an equal or greater level of attractiveness, I would battle Sex Pencil in a match of Greco-Roman wrestling or Super Smash Bros. to earn your favor.

5/16/2010 8:12:57 PM

yay compliments!

5/16/2010 8:16:21 PM

fuck...just found out there are videos of me from last night floating around.

5/16/2010 8:17:21 PM

^^^

Don't do it man!!!! Don't reward the insecurity!!!111

5/16/2010 8:22:52 PM

^

5/16/2010 8:23:42 PM

5/16/2010 8:26:07 PM

I wouldn't be as insecure if I got any kind of positive feedback/compliments from someone

5/16/2010 8:34:07 PM

BUT YOU SO PRETTTTY

5/16/2010 8:34:41 PM

I can barely keep my eyes open right now

5/16/2010 8:35:37 PM

5/16/2010 8:35:57 PM

you silly people and your insecurities

5/16/2010 8:41:26 PM

my back is killing me

5/16/2010 8:45:34 PM

O YOUR BACK WILL BE KILLING YOU ALRIGHT

5/16/2010 8:46:18 PM

broke my goddamned leg

5/16/2010 8:51:07 PM

stress fracture?

5/16/2010 8:52:11 PM

i cant figure out how to cut and paste on this touch screen ive got in the hospiatl

h8r, check my fb and post it if you can

5/16/2010 8:54:40 PM

Quote :

"my boyfriend thinks I eat too much which means I'm fat FML"

PULEASE!! you are FAR from fat begonias. if you like i can pull up some current pictures of people we went to high school that really got fat. that would surely make you feel better

5/16/2010 8:56:43 PM

Quote :

" Race results: finished half marathon. Shattered leg. Out o surgury now LOL"

At your services, pshoes.

5/16/2010 8:56:45 PM

pshoes, i saw your facebook photo. that's nuts! how in the hell did you finish the race with a broken leg????

5/16/2010 8:57:24 PM

PShoes is a man's man.

5/16/2010 8:57:42 PM

Quote :

"Serioulsy, less than 100 ft from the finish line. The paramdics actually wheeled me across, hence "finsihed""

5/16/2010 8:57:44 PM

Jesus Christ, samwise16 is a total hottie.

5/16/2010 9:00:37 PM

thnx h8r

when you're jacked to shit on pain killers touch screens are kinda confusing

i feel like blackdog

5/16/2010 9:01:18 PM

lol

5/16/2010 9:01:42 PM

Quote :

"if you like i can pull up some current pictures of people we went to high school that really got fat. that would surely make you feel better "

hahaha I was just showing carson some examples today

I had facebook open in two tabs and was like "ok this is before.... AND THIS IS AFTER"

5/16/2010 9:04:10 PM

sorry Ben, i totally clicked on facebook after I asked that question



get well soon!

5/16/2010 9:05:37 PM

i saw Mark Freeman a few weeks back and we were talking about people who have changed (physically) over the last few years.

5/16/2010 9:05:54 PM

ugh i need more wine but i'm in the jacuzzi. decisions decisions.

5/16/2010 9:16:47 PM

....you're on teedub from the jacuzzi? you totally get a for that.

5/16/2010 9:17:38 PM

omg I love mark freeman

5/16/2010 9:17:41 PM

5/16/2010 9:18:31 PM

ugh THIS DOG

it REEKS

and is so fucking gross

fucking don't touch me you gross ass dog

5/16/2010 9:18:34 PM

well its the jacuzzi tub. i need something to read while i'm sitting in here.

you need to come hang out with us! he hangs out with some mutual friends of mine so i see him quite often.

5/16/2010 9:18:53 PM

this bitch better bring me back something from ireland because her dog is so fucking gross AND HIS ANAL GLANDS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED I'M PRETTY SURE

ugh i want to vomit he smells so bad

i think i'm going to force my bf to help me bathe him tomorrow. i don't care if i get in trouble by the owner for not using like expensive organic pet shampoo or some shit, at least i'm fucking bathing her dog.

5/16/2010 9:22:05 PM

So, ddk has a filthy dog?

5/16/2010 9:26:04 PM

ahahahaha. no one of my IRL friends is in ireland (has been for over a week now)

this is the second time i've petsat for her. this time i made another girl split the time with me cause this dog sucks so bad.

5/16/2010 9:27:19 PM

So, ddk has a filthy dog?



hahaha, i was thinking that

5/16/2010 9:27:57 PM

we're arguing over motherfucking bbq sauce

5/16/2010 9:30:36 PM

That makes sense. Certain sauces are horrible, while others are very tasty.

5/16/2010 9:31:25 PM

I wish taste was even an issue

5/16/2010 9:31:54 PM