Anyway, I should head on out for now son. I got shyte to handle son.

5/16/2010 9:32:48 PM

really wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

or the next day

or the next

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 9:35 PM. Reason : LAY ME OFF GOD DAMMIT. A YEAR OF FREE MONEY SOUNDS GOOD SON]

5/16/2010 9:35:44 PM

i prolly wont get invited to the wedding

oh well, understandable

5/16/2010 9:36:50 PM

ummm these are delicious. ALMOST as good as homemade - but probably the best store bought kind (save for something from the freshmarket bakery). i am scared i'm going to eat the whole bag in one sitting:

5/16/2010 9:37:58 PM

http://panther.iclips.net/hangout

5/16/2010 9:53:23 PM

Okay this is it, I really need to get to a doctor asap, this is way to far out of hand.

5/16/2010 9:55:47 PM

the All-NBA football team thread.....hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahaha

5/16/2010 10:08:18 PM

someone give me a massage right now

5/16/2010 10:09:08 PM

k. be right over!

5/16/2010 10:10:46 PM

it's so funny when sexpencil falls asleep then partially wakes up and starts talking to me like I'm in his dream

sexpencil: I need two [indistinguishable]
me: you need two what?
sp: TWO *hold up 2 fingers*
me, talking to the dog: you hear that izzy? he needs two!
izzy: *poot*
sp: no make it FOUR *holds up 4 fingers*
me: four of what?
sp: ...
me: *moves in close* four of whaaaAAaaAaAaAat?
sp: ...stop making fun of me
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

5/16/2010 11:03:26 PM

OldJaymz shall be unpleased at the new of Dio's death.

5/16/2010 11:06:01 PM

YESSS

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

5/16/2010 11:07:41 PM

Begonias makes me happy. I too enjoy talking to the bf while he is sleeptalking.

5/16/2010 11:18:08 PM

my gf doesnt sleeptalk but my dog sleepbarks, its pretty funny

5/16/2010 11:25:09 PM

geez louise!

5/16/2010 11:37:19 PM

ok this summer may not suck as bad as I was afraid of

5/16/2010 11:41:41 PM

my dog sleep barks too

i tell her to chase those birds!!!

5/16/2010 11:42:49 PM

^i figured mine was always chasing rabbits

5/16/2010 11:44:44 PM

This bears reposting.

5/16/2010 11:44:55 PM

it's freaking hot in this house. I'm pretty sure my room is wired for cable even though she says it's not. I miss having a tv that I can freaking control but I guess hulu will have to do. It's not the same after watching it on the big tv with the surround sound. sadness.

I think I'm going to find a coffee shop or something to hang out in all day tomorrow. I'm tired of sitting around the house already. how do unemployed people do this for so long?

5/16/2010 11:46:32 PM

i'm freakin out because i don't know where i'm going to live once my lease is up at this place

5/16/2010 11:48:18 PM

I dont fucking care! Stop talking to me!!! Stop!! I hate being nice to roommates. There are 4 of us in this room!!!!

5/17/2010 12:36:31 AM

yea thats why i'd love to rent a nice apt or a tiny house BY MYSELF

5/17/2010 12:37:43 AM

I live in the barracks. e-4's and below aren't allowed to live off base.

5/17/2010 12:38:45 AM

5/17/2010 12:41:22 AM

God damn, I'm a stupid motherfucker.

5/17/2010 1:26:55 AM

Grapefruit-sized hail is much bigger than I thought!

5/17/2010 1:31:07 AM

things are looking good.

except in one department. shits ok though, cause everything else is on the up and up.

5/17/2010 1:42:26 AM

what doesn't look good?

5/17/2010 1:43:13 AM

you stank.

5/17/2010 1:44:35 AM

ummm.... ok

5/17/2010 1:46:12 AM

hey hey

its a good thing.

5/17/2010 1:48:14 AM

5/17/2010 1:49:40 AM

so, on a serious note


what the fuck are you doing in cali.

5/17/2010 1:50:15 AM

um... I joined the Marine Corp. I'm in Cali going to Mos school.

5/17/2010 1:52:28 AM

shit, so you finally went into the deep end.


im guessing you're no longer the bible thumping innocent christian girl anymore.

5/17/2010 1:56:27 AM

haha. I'm a sinner. I hate it here

5/17/2010 1:59:14 AM

what'd you expect

5/17/2010 2:01:22 AM

i don't wanna sit in class for 6.5 hours tomorrow

boo.

5/17/2010 2:02:51 AM

i dont know. I'm just really lonely and starved for intelligent converstation. I miss looking pretty and dressing with style. None of that is allowed here. Women are so outnumbered that we get more than enough 'attention'

5/17/2010 2:04:43 AM

intelligent conversation

marines

wat?

5/17/2010 2:05:46 AM

no... some of us are pretty smart. Not all of us are alcoholic meat heads. We know how to work hard and PLAY hard.

5/17/2010 2:07:54 AM

so, what now

how long are you committed

5/17/2010 2:09:00 AM

5 years. I graduate from school at the end of August. After that I'm not sure where I'll be stationed. I'm training to be a Data-Network Specialist.

5/17/2010 2:11:54 AM

omg smelly whiny dog you are not allowed on the bed so just shut the fuck up and get out of my room. you stink. i hope when my dog gets here tomorrow she eats you.

5/17/2010 2:16:50 AM

My stomach is not happy with the amount of ice cream and milk I have consumed tonight.

5/17/2010 2:28:42 AM

professional facebook stalker

5/17/2010 2:31:15 AM

Time to watch tonight's Family Guy.

5/17/2010 2:34:39 AM

Go to bed.

Go to bed go to bed go to bed.

5/17/2010 2:37:10 AM

i need to go to bed too but my sleep schedule is so fucked up

do you think dinosaurs are nocturnal?

5/17/2010 2:38:24 AM