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5/18/2010 6:25:50 PM

when we goin to the saucer fleet

5/18/2010 6:29:08 PM

now i'm tired

i require moar sustenance

5/18/2010 6:30:12 PM

ugh

ting tings song will not gtf out of my head

5/18/2010 6:30:36 PM

I am not home son.

I will never be home again son.

5/18/2010 7:27:34 PM

Le sigh.

5/18/2010 7:31:26 PM

Yo, ankle, why did you just start randomly hurting?

5/18/2010 7:31:59 PM

so i guess we are going to sauced for trivia.

5/18/2010 7:41:02 PM

tdub is a failure of epic proportions.

5/18/2010 7:43:59 PM

god this fucking dog whines nonstop when he is awake (if not getting paid attention to)

i know you want your mom. i want you to get the fuck out of my house, too but for now we're stuck together so shut the fuck up. i walk you, i feed you, i play with you. sorry if i can't spend every minute of my day catering to you. shut. the. fuck. up.

[Edited on May 18, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2010 7:44:30 PM

Shoot it

5/18/2010 7:45:08 PM

probably won't go over well when my friend comes to pick him up

which she wants to do ton when her flight gets in at like 1am

YES LET ME CATER TO YOU SINCE I AM DOING YOU A FAVOR. what if i want to go to bed? ughhhhhhh.

5/18/2010 7:46:12 PM

Well, tell the bitch the dog escaped.

5/18/2010 7:51:50 PM

bored.

not good.

gonna have to start having more people come over to keep me entertained.

5/18/2010 7:57:54 PM

Don't care

5/18/2010 8:00:05 PM

Later fools

5/18/2010 8:42:32 PM

Bye son!

Perhaps this shall cheer you up.

5/18/2010 8:44:18 PM

drunk

-bmel

5/18/2010 8:49:47 PM

Tracking storms overnight....tornado outbreak tomorrow......need a nap

5/18/2010 8:54:00 PM

it sucks to not be able to drink

5/18/2010 9:09:24 PM

why can't u? pain meds?

5/18/2010 9:11:14 PM

send me your alcohol, i will drank it for you pshoes

5/18/2010 9:12:48 PM

YAYYYYYY!!!!!! who is taking me to see toy story 3 in 3D?!??!

5/18/2010 9:39:14 PM

holy shit...holy shit

5/18/2010 9:40:48 PM

right now is one of those moments I wish that I was fed up with Sean and I was within driving distance of him.

5/18/2010 9:41:33 PM

is that the yeahyeahyeahs on the ipad commerical?

5/18/2010 9:41:39 PM

god dammit

couldnt get the normal rate i usually get in this city

and my fucking AC doesn't work

and this is a brand fucking new hotel

5/18/2010 9:43:05 PM

1st world problems ITT

5/18/2010 9:44:00 PM

and i have two black guys replacing the whole fucking AC thing because there isn't a single other room open

and i've been helping them. because apparently unscrewing a god damn screw in 30 minutes is something they can't fucking accomplish

[Edited on May 18, 2010 at 9:45 PM. Reason : asdf]

[Edited on May 18, 2010 at 9:46 PM. Reason : w]

5/18/2010 9:44:43 PM

Rahhhh I forgot to do laundry AGAIN tonight.

And I wish I could cure this back pain.

5/18/2010 9:46:36 PM

^^so go in the bathroom, take pics, send n00ds

5/18/2010 9:46:38 PM

this dog is making me nervous sniffing around

i JUST took him out less than 2 hours ago

and 2 hours before that

and 2 hours before that

cause he fucking pees and shits inside so i take him out frequently. and now he is sniffing and making me nervous. i guess i should take him out again but wtf is his deal.

5/18/2010 9:48:02 PM

poor bmel had too much to drink

5/18/2010 10:15:13 PM

still no ac

[Edited on May 18, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : nvm just turned on. fuck yea]

5/18/2010 10:18:28 PM

i wish i had someone to drink beeeers with

i also want to buy a plane ticket to nyc butttttttttttttttt i have to wait until like september or august to go so i kinda need to plan before purchasing said ticket.

maybe i will just get on the plane and never come back!

5/18/2010 10:40:32 PM

its pretty sad when going to work is considered "taking a break"

ugh

5/18/2010 11:11:07 PM

im pretty fucking tense. these results can either break me or make me.

5/18/2010 11:13:56 PM

5/18/2010 11:17:30 PM

YAYYYYY MAGIC!!!!!!!

5/18/2010 11:18:19 PM

I believe the vomiting pic should be saved to be posted in the morning.

5/18/2010 11:19:07 PM

lol

[Edited on May 18, 2010 at 11:19 PM. Reason : ^ it can be re-posted ]

5/18/2010 11:19:14 PM

I find it funny that Elvis is a vamp

5/18/2010 11:23:51 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tyrannosaur_crack

old i'm sure but i laughed.

5/18/2010 11:27:55 PM

Why is it so hard to go to bed early and also not hit the snooze button in the morning?

5/18/2010 11:30:15 PM

vince carter

5/18/2010 11:33:03 PM

this is about to be a TOTAL waste of my time...

so here goes nothing :/

5/18/2010 11:55:00 PM

i mean little things really piss me off

i've been petsitting your dog, you come to pick him up and want ME to walk him out to your car

jesus christ.

5/18/2010 11:57:03 PM

Quote :

"vince carter "

i hit that dude in the back of the head with a water bottle in Reynolds once

5/18/2010 11:59:26 PM

5/18/2010 11:59:27 PM

i think kchdwal and i will be good friends...after all she will babysit my pets and all...and even bring them to the car...and just be passive aggressive about it on the interwebs! yay for awesome friends

5/18/2010 11:59:37 PM