hey I came to report on my weekend excursion

A+++ would buy from again

made enough from my playoff winnings (3-1) to cover the flight and hotel

made enough from my table winnings to cover the rest and still pocketed a pretty penny

and I'm pretty sure I didn't get VD

lets do it again real soon

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 9:34 AM. Reason : x]

1/5/2009 9:34:37 AM

you can click it!

1/5/2009 9:34:47 AM

man I clicked my mouse a lot this weekend

1/5/2009 9:35:44 AM

wrong mouse


but i probably should....i bet i would be in a slightly better mood

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 9:36 AM. Reason : i didn't ]

1/5/2009 9:36:12 AM

1/5/2009 9:36:50 AM

stupid ymca bus driver. why the fuck are you gonna gonna move over into the fast lane right in front of someone when no one is in front of you and you can't turn left.

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 9:37 AM. Reason : ]

1/5/2009 9:37:06 AM

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1/5/2009 9:50:14 AM

Grandpa might need to give up driving. He almost dies everyday.

I'm sure I'll click my mouse again tonight. Actually I'm positive I will.

1/5/2009 9:50:36 AM

you definitely aren't getting a shoe calendar now.

I mean, it's like this truck is a big red sign that says "please try to hit me or do dumb shit". I think it's time to get a new one.

1/5/2009 9:57:45 AM

speaking of calendars

do they have daily tear offs on mega discount online

and find me one plox

1/5/2009 9:58:24 AM

^Yes they are on super sale, but you gotta like puppies and shit to get the super cheap ones.

I really need my calendar. I don't know what day it is!

1/5/2009 10:04:02 AM

i just spent about 45 seconds looking at page per day calendars and realized i'm a huge tool

1/5/2009 10:06:43 AM

you just now realized it from looking at calendars?

1/5/2009 10:07:38 AM

sometimes it takes a trigger

ok

1/5/2009 10:08:48 AM

oh snap. KC hurting peoples' feelings today. that's not nice

1/5/2009 10:11:45 AM

i seriously doubt that did much to hurt his feelings

1/5/2009 10:19:47 AM

You kids miss me?

1/5/2009 10:21:43 AM

sure


who are you again?

1/5/2009 10:22:53 AM

like herpes

you just know it's going to come back

1/5/2009 10:23:01 AM

1/5/2009 10:23:48 AM

1/5/2009 10:30:06 AM

PsHoes....get me the Shoes page-a-day ok?

HERPES

HERPESSSSS

1/5/2009 10:31:17 AM

i drank the rest of my sundrop this morning


now i don't have anything to drink with my lunch except water

1/5/2009 10:33:11 AM

Lately I've developed a fascination with the last years of the 20th century (1998-2000). I've even dug out some of the shirts I wore all the time back then (the plaid Abercrombie & Fitch "Big Shirts"). While these weren't the best years of my life personally, they were times of prosperity, optimism, and relative peace & calm for the country.

1/5/2009 11:20:27 AM

you've made that rant before

1/5/2009 11:21:26 AM

RIDE OR DIE

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 3:32 PM. Reason : E]

1/5/2009 3:32:28 PM

WILD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WILD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

1/5/2009 3:33:36 PM

i dont know about you brizzle drizzles but im ready to go home

1/5/2009 3:43:06 PM

im not

i made a g today

an not even in a sleazy way

i wanna keep the flow going here

1/5/2009 3:49:32 PM

Shit I was ready to go at 8:30am

I didn't take a lunch so I could walk out at 4pm but damn if I forgot about my yearly review. This should be loads of fun. This guy is one of those that asks you a question and then asks how you feel about it. Such a hippy.

1/5/2009 3:49:37 PM

It's borin' as shit

1/5/2009 3:55:21 PM

haha...this is what i look like after taking a shot

1/5/2009 4:24:14 PM

Well that was fun.

"I'm definitely rallying behind you so as soon as we're done with this salary freeze you will be first in line for a raise."

Sweet...I stay poor for 3 more months. I can't wait.

1/5/2009 4:24:56 PM

(to the face)

1/5/2009 4:25:08 PM

pretty good morning


i got my coffee and new (better) health insurance

1/6/2009 10:39:06 AM

I got my coffee but that's about it.

1/6/2009 10:40:19 AM

aww. e-hug for erica

1/6/2009 10:48:24 AM

thanks Ptitty

1/6/2009 10:51:28 AM

look is this the thread for ramblin' or thread for circlejerks

1/6/2009 10:53:01 AM

I dunno....ask your cock handler Slave Famous?

1/6/2009 10:53:58 AM

you jealous? you want an e-hug too?

1/6/2009 10:54:07 AM

ha. major *carl face* moment. Guy calls from our greensboro office complaining that his laptop has a "thing" in the middle of the cd drive and the center of the cd won't fit over it. After convincing him it wouldn't break, I got him to push down in it and he was like "oooh, so that's how you do it. it looked to big to fit"

1/6/2009 11:35:48 AM

that's what she said

1/6/2009 11:36:32 AM

not this she

1/6/2009 11:38:50 AM

haha. I have random stuff sent to my phone through text messages. The first one informed me that a topless coffee shop was being planned in Maine if they could get the permits, the next was a pickup line "excuse me, do I need a ticket for you fantastic voyage"(hmm...) and the horoscope said "you have a little extra money in your account right now, but it should stay there". blah.

1/6/2009 11:42:57 AM

i left my phone at home this morning.

1/7/2009 8:38:52 AM

Oh hell no!

I have been an hour late to work because I have turned around to go get my phone. I don't feel right without it.

1/7/2009 8:43:00 AM

yeah im completely lost

i may go home during lunch to get it

i mean, SRSLY, i think if i had a kid, i'd be more attached to my phone than a kid

i didnt realize it till i unlocked my office door

1/7/2009 8:44:01 AM

Well I have a hard time just putting the thing in my purse. So I feel you. I always have it in my hand wherever I go.

1/7/2009 8:46:02 AM

set em up

1/7/2009 8:53:16 AM