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5/26/2010 12:20:35 AM

well hopefully i can get around the money thing...

i just had hoped things would work out a lot differently

5/26/2010 12:20:53 AM

damn kittens need to stop their pitiful whining

5/26/2010 12:30:57 AM

I just ate a pound of carrots

5/26/2010 12:31:19 AM

i could also join that "i just had hoped things would work out a lot differently" club

that sounds like a facebook group

5/26/2010 12:45:46 AM

ditto

5/26/2010 12:51:08 AM

me three

5/26/2010 1:00:46 AM

this song just made me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obp_Hw08tl8&feature=player_embedded

[Edited on May 26, 2010 at 1:03 AM. Reason : and it goes with this threads current motif]

5/26/2010 1:02:42 AM

DDK is hawt.

5/26/2010 1:11:46 AM

5/26/2010 1:14:54 AM

I am so tired. I will go to sleep now.

5/26/2010 1:33:48 AM

must... finish.... forty...

5/26/2010 3:23:11 AM

girlfriend passed the fuck out

5/26/2010 3:44:21 AM

It feels like I have ten pounds of pudding inside of me.

5/26/2010 3:48:46 AM

this thread died

5/26/2010 10:22:54 AM

holy random headache

5/26/2010 10:46:25 AM

I am excited about the sesame tofu I'm making for dinner tomorrow.

5/26/2010 10:52:52 AM

whoa...really glad i checked the library website today...

my book is due back today so i had to renew online...


my brain is functioning well today because i've thought of at least a dozen things that i was supposed to do over the next week that i had completely forgotten about...

5/26/2010 10:53:18 AM

5/26/2010 10:55:04 AM

DANCE DANCE DANCE

5/26/2010 10:57:04 AM

what is the special at moes on wednesdays?

5/26/2010 10:57:34 AM

hungry

5/26/2010 11:04:41 AM

Why won't gimp rotate my pictures quicker...?

5/26/2010 11:05:24 AM

holy shit back to back $1 spins on tpir

CAN THE FAT GUY MAKE IT THREE

[Edited on May 26, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : fail buzzer]

1st bitch got the $25k

[Edited on May 26, 2010 at 11:21 AM. Reason : commentary]

5/26/2010 11:19:45 AM

Unrelated "dammit."

5/26/2010 11:23:06 AM

5/26/2010 11:32:21 AM

1) where can I dispose of old/bad gasoline?

2) where can I get a replacement cap for my marine cooler drain plug? using duct tape works but is a total pain in the ass

5/26/2010 11:35:09 AM

Quote :

"XXXXXX XXXXX Just passed a banner for a corn hole tournament at a church, what next communion wine pong tournament or flip cup comm. Wine tourney?"

haha

5/26/2010 11:38:23 AM

Sabrina's playing lizard

^^I responded on your fb status

[Edited on May 26, 2010 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ]

5/26/2010 11:55:02 AM

Hungry!

5/26/2010 11:59:51 AM

^^Thanks- google totally lied to me


but now I can dispose of it properly (and legally) so we can have 5 gallons of back-up-gas for the trip (I might actually save some of this old gas to use as "lighter fluid" though, and to soak the wood with... I need soda bottles!!)

5/26/2010 12:03:43 PM

gasoline?????

FUCK THAT SHIT

PABST BLUE RIBBON

5/26/2010 12:05:44 PM

WHY THE FUCK IS GMAIL SO SLOW TODAY

5/26/2010 12:10:56 PM

THIS SNUGGIE IS SO FUCKING COMFORTABLE.

5/26/2010 12:13:27 PM

what to do for dinner

5/26/2010 12:40:04 PM

lol listening to wake county sheriff dept radio

5/26/2010 12:43:48 PM

a friend came over last night and cooked dinner, for my birthday

bout to have leftovers of
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Shrimp-and-Mushroom-Quinoa-Risotto-235472

then homemade pom/blueberry sherbert... with ginger snaps... good lord

5/26/2010 12:50:36 PM

I just turned off the burner on my stove... the one I turned on at 8pm last night.

[Edited on May 26, 2010 at 1:00 PM. Reason : gasbill++;]

5/26/2010 12:56:43 PM

the last page of this thread was more elite than this one

5/26/2010 12:57:08 PM

5/26/2010 1:03:51 PM

Quote :

"Bohemian Nobody Movie Theater | Durham, NC, USA (A customer approaches the service counter.) Me: “Hi, how can I help you?” Customer: “Is this the real life?” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “Is this just fantasy?” Me: *catching on* “Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.” Customer: “D*** it! I was trying to prank you! You shouldn’t know what I’m doing!” Me: “Doesn’t really matter to me, to meeee.” Customer: “F*** you!” *storms off* "

ha! got a local on on http://notalwaysright.com/

5/26/2010 1:49:48 PM

http://notalwaysright.com/let-he-who-is-strongest-make-my-latte/1390

I actually know the person who submitted that one. I used to work at that coffee shop

5/26/2010 2:04:16 PM

i hate the new miler lite commercial

1) if you ask for a light beer and the bartender says "do you care how it tastes?", NOBODY says "no i dont care how it tastes"....NOBODY

2) the whole purse/carryall/european handbag gag was already done by progessive

5/26/2010 2:05:38 PM

Christian girl's Facebook status:

Quote :

"Live every week like it's shark week!"

lolol

5/26/2010 2:10:00 PM

i might have gotten double billed for surgery anesthesia

5/26/2010 2:22:22 PM

maybe they had to use it twice to knock you out!

5/26/2010 2:25:01 PM

my summer effectively ends the second week of june for a variety of reasons, only to pick up in september. lame.

5/26/2010 2:25:12 PM

5/26/2010 2:25:23 PM

thumper made me want spaghetti squash

5/26/2010 2:47:34 PM

i'm cooking some tonight!

with red onions and yellow peppers and garlic cloves. and marinara sauce. and maybe some lean ground beef if i feel like stopping at the store.

i can bring you leftovers (sans beef)!!

5/26/2010 2:54:52 PM