(maybe she lost her brain and accidently put the milk in the pantry literally)

ahhh yes the pregnancy stupids.... my sisters had them bad

10/11/2010 5:30:30 PM

Quote :

"Unless "milk in the pantry" refers to her lactating?"

i had that thought too

but i thought if you're to the lactating stage, i'd hope you knew you were with child before then

but, i then realized i have no idea when in the process lactating starts

just doesnt seem like something that'd be early early on

10/11/2010 5:31:00 PM

lactating usually happens within days after a baby is born.

10/11/2010 5:31:50 PM

oh, born.

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 5:32 PM. Reason : phew.]

10/11/2010 5:32:48 PM

Oh for some reason I thought lactation could happen earlier guess I was wrong haha


I would really like an explanation for this connection between the milk, pantry, and fertilization

10/11/2010 5:33:21 PM

baby stupids

This has already been addressed ITT...

10/11/2010 5:34:03 PM

YOU HEAR THAT RANDOM TWW USER

WE DEMAND A FOLLOWUP

10/11/2010 5:34:08 PM

usually, Sam...not always. I think lactating does happen earlier for some.

10/11/2010 5:34:38 PM

http://babycadeau.blogspot.com/2005/01/pregnancy-stupids.html


"Pregnancy Stupids"

10/11/2010 5:36:32 PM

I don't understand the dating show confession. Why was the family member going to leak information about said person? Someone explain to me, I have the dumb today.

10/11/2010 5:36:44 PM

"Pregnancy stupids" sounds like regular stupid except they use pregnancy as an excuse

"OH HAHA I CAN'T DRIVE TODAY MUST MEAN I'M PREGNANT"

^nah you're just pregnant

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 5:38 PM. Reason : get that shit checked out]

10/11/2010 5:37:56 PM

Quote :

"I'm excited to go out tonight with a young lady named Meredith, who went to Meredith! "

haha...niiiiice.

10/11/2010 5:39:47 PM

Quote :

"I got Wadhead1 pregnant "

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! How is that baby coming out of his peen? Startling turn of events. and guacamole is supposed to be pronounced gwak-a-mole :snicker:

10/11/2010 5:44:16 PM

Pregnancy stupids ftl

10/11/2010 5:45:42 PM

Quote :

"I had an awesome 3rd date with a really cool guy on Saturday night. We made out after the date. As he was kissing my neck, I pushed him away because he was getting a little too intense. He looked at my neck and said, "ooh, that's gonna look nasty." I freaked out. I have a horrendous hickey on my neck just under my jawline. Yesterday I had to wear a freaking shawl wrapped around my neck to a formal event (in 80-degree weather!) because of this monstrosity. And it's still the size of a silver dollar today. Shawl around the neck at work today too. Times like these I wish I had a burka. Ugh. I feel like a high schooler and I'm almost friggin' 30 years old. "

haha....awwwww

10/11/2010 5:47:38 PM

I want a confession or two.

10/11/2010 5:49:02 PM

Pregnancy stoopids are seriously real.

When I was pregnant with Silas, I helped a guy jump start his car and almost crushed his leg. I became addled and hit the accelerator pinning his leg between our bumpers. It was awful. But I just couldn't make sense of the gas, brake, and clutch.

10/11/2010 6:00:50 PM

Quote :

"The half gallon of milk was *literally* in the pantry. I wasn't trying to be clever. "

10/11/2010 6:03:24 PM

Quote :

"it seriously irks me how long it took people to figure out the "milk in the pantry" comment. "

10/11/2010 6:14:19 PM

Send to me so I can stop having the pregnancy stupids.

10/11/2010 8:22:08 PM

Quote :

"Every time I see that shmorri2 epicness thread it makes me want to post a thread titled "In this thread we discuss shmorri2's shittiness. I think he is an absolute douche that tries way too hard to appear macho. I mean, who carries a gun on their belt at all times??? I wonder if he takes it with him when he goes to take a dump?"

oh snap

10/11/2010 9:10:49 PM

Quote :

"I'm glad someone else thinks shmorri2 is such a horrible person. And I bet your first confessor has absolutely no idea of some of the other truly shitty things shmorri2 does. "

oh snizzle snap!

10/11/2010 9:13:35 PM

I don't know about a horrible person but he's creepy as fuck

10/11/2010 9:14:45 PM

srsly? i had no idea. more, please!

10/11/2010 9:15:44 PM

Quote :

"I wouldn't call him a horrible person, but shmorri2 definitely has some growing up to do before he doesn't come off as a complete douche and asshat. The previous confessions are probably more accurate than I want to know given how creepy he comes off online."

third time is a charm?

10/11/2010 9:20:10 PM

Quote :

"I don't really have anything against shmorri2... seems like a nice enough guy. But then again, no one really says "that dude that was found with 30 corpses dismembered in his basement was a real jerk. I totally saw it coming" also, that khcadwal girl is pretty nifty. "

10/11/2010 9:20:41 PM

Oh man.

10/11/2010 9:20:51 PM

hahaha, I had no idea people hated his guts so much.

But then again, I haven't been paying too close of attention to TWW in the past few months. Just kind of coasting through, and posting random stuff...

I'd ask what you guys really think of me, but I'd probably just go to bed instead of reading the comments

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 9:22 PM. Reason : OMG]

10/11/2010 9:21:24 PM

Quote :

"Don't lie, posting random stuff on TWW isn't out of your ordinary behavior at all. "

ahaha, well, yeah....

10/11/2010 9:23:25 PM

Quote :

"I think EMCE is the bee's knees. I'd let him take me for ice cream any day. "

10/11/2010 9:25:18 PM

that dude walks around with a gun on his belt all the time? LOL

goes along perfectly with his horrible horrible taste in music

10/11/2010 9:25:28 PM

Quote :

"Thinking about shmorri2 makes me want to scrub my privates with a Brillo pad. "

10/11/2010 9:28:56 PM

^LOL omg

how do people know so much about him? i really only know he works at night and make paper cranes. apparently i'm not very perceptive at all!

10/11/2010 9:29:59 PM

Quote :

"I use to feel sorry for shmorri2 and his lack of friends. I thought that he was a lonely overworked guy with piss poor socials skills and just a frigid bitch of a wife. Now I realize that there's usually a reason that a person doesn't keep friends around for long and I wish I'd never met him. I'd love to know who sent the second confession. We should talk. "

from another person...

Quote :

"i've read some of the PM's shmorri2 sends to a girl on here. a true creeper, even worse when you realize he has a wife. fortunately he has the TWW fat horny girl brigade on his side to make him feel accepted."

holy slew of shmorri2 confessions!

10/11/2010 9:31:58 PM

I don't want any shmorri confessions, but others work for me.

10/11/2010 9:33:59 PM

The natives are restless tonight.

I'll take confessions and I don't care who they're about.

10/11/2010 9:36:06 PM

Quote :

"Apparently, I have terrible taste in women. But I really need to settle down soon, I think. I'm getting to be old, and the thought of a wife is more and more appealing to me."

10/11/2010 9:36:30 PM

Quote :

"shmorri2 is losing his fat horny girl brigade, too. "

10/11/2010 9:37:00 PM

Quote :

"I wish I'd gotten to know Metricula better."

Aww, nice confession. I love it!

10/11/2010 9:38:29 PM

Quote :

"i've read some of the PM's shmorri2 sends to a girl on here. a true creeper, even worse when you realize he has a wife. fortunately he has the TWW fat horny girl brigade on his side to make him feel accepted."

lololololololololololol, pretty sure I've heard all about this...unless there's multiple girls


anyway shit got real, if you guys are gonna dogpile someone at least come out and do it instead of hiding behind anonymous confessions

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 9:39:32 PM

Quote :

"I am slightly ashamed at what my confession started, but mainly I'm just comforted by the fact that I am not the only one that feels this way."

10/11/2010 9:40:45 PM

ill take one!

10/11/2010 9:41:07 PM

i'll take more!!!

and i also don't care who they are about!

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 9:42:04 PM

Quote :

"I think I've managed to permanently fuck up the one good thing that's happened to me all year. WHY CAN'T I HAVE NICE THINGS BEST FRIENDS?! "

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 9:51 PM. Reason : [s]]

10/11/2010 9:45:59 PM

Quote :

"Whenever I get home, my house just reminds me of how much I've failed in the past few months and how I'm going to have to pay for that failure for the next half a year. "

10/11/2010 9:49:26 PM

Quote :

"anyway shit got real, if you guys are gonna dogpile someone at least come out and do it instead of hiding behind anonymous confessions"

This.

Also, I think I've met him once when Pat and him worked on a car (maybe? I think that was him) and he seemed like a pretty normal guy...

10/11/2010 10:16:41 PM

I want confessions

10/11/2010 10:25:41 PM

^^

10/11/2010 10:32:27 PM

Quote :

"Also, I think I've met him once when Pat and him worked on a car (maybe? I think that was him) and he seemed like a pretty normal guy..."

he's more than a normal guy. he's awesome.

i want to smack the fuck out of whoever said that shit above. you all need to shut your god damn whore mouths and realize that maybe, just MAYBE, you might be the problem and not him. stop trying to ruin someone else's reputation just so you can feel better about your shitty excuse for an existence.

as for those of you who think he's creepy based solely on his online persona, how the fuck do you think that's even an accurate indicator of someone's actual mannerisms? i mean, do you all think i'm some gay ass queer motherfucker that goes around wearing rainbows and shit?

it takes a lot to genuinely piss me off... and this shit is definitely getting me there.

10/11/2010 10:34:55 PM

Quote :

"it takes a lot to genuinely piss me off... and this shit is definitely getting me there. "

naw, son. I used to troll the fuck out of you on the reg. With ease.
I'm not saying I'm special or anything.... but I'm pretty sure I had you crying once or twice from my cell phone.

10/11/2010 10:36:52 PM