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[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:06 AM. Reason : 1346]

5/28/2010 11:05:55 AM

mmmm. non burned bagel bites.

5/28/2010 11:07:33 AM

finally!

5/28/2010 11:08:16 AM

Delaware is FLAT.

5/28/2010 11:08:19 AM

how wasted should i get for my birthday today

5/28/2010 11:08:28 AM

Very.

5/28/2010 11:09:18 AM

Apparently I can't walk and drink at the same time. Water down my shirt ... boo.

5/28/2010 11:13:16 AM

pics plz, thx

5/28/2010 11:14:11 AM

mai phone died!

5/28/2010 12:12:53 PM

time for a nap since i've been up like 24 hours

WHOOPSY

i hope i can nap cause i'm tired and starting to really slow down cognitively. but i'm so freaking stressed that is why i couldn't fall asleep last night in the first place. but studying while i'm this tired isn't effective. so. nap.

5/28/2010 12:21:23 PM

attn: mechanic
plz to call and say you're done working on my car (and be telling the truth)

I gots stuffz to do, yo.

5/28/2010 12:48:41 PM

DUR
I CAN FUCKIONG SPEND MEMORIAL DAY WITH THE INLAWS

5/28/2010 1:04:40 PM

oooooh drunken invites

5/28/2010 1:06:35 PM

w00t it's mah birfday

5/28/2010 1:07:03 PM

fighting with target

ugh

the customer is clearly not always right when you are a giant corporation! i mean, they're admitting i'm right but not giving me the solution i want. *SIGH*

5/28/2010 2:01:05 PM

Happy Birthday!

5/28/2010 2:01:31 PM

lol at Gmail ad:
food loin - http://www.Foodlion.com/ourbrands - Save on Every Day Items With Food Lion Private Brand

5/28/2010 2:24:25 PM

packing up my office... not sure if i'm out of a job or not.....

5/28/2010 2:39:51 PM

Just registered for the GMAT next Saturday

^Hope not

5/28/2010 2:53:38 PM

Dear Vicky's package,
Where are you? You can't still be in Ohio.

5/28/2010 3:11:05 PM

Quote :

"OH MY GOD i just saw the camping trip truck HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "

the plus side is come Monday the firewood will have been burnt, the food will have been eaten, and the beer will have been drank.

5/28/2010 3:22:02 PM

just accidentally texted thumper instead of Fareako

glad it wasn't dirty

5/28/2010 3:39:24 PM

i did that to my old boss once

it wasn't dirty per se

but

she figured it out haha. luckily she just made fun of me for it.

5/28/2010 3:48:53 PM

this is the longest day ever. i feel like it is 7pm

i guess its cause i still havent slept

5/28/2010 3:59:16 PM

a second nap? yes, please!
perfect time for me to get a quick shower ( i hope )

5/28/2010 4:26:34 PM

it would be nice if this job worked out

5/28/2010 4:33:58 PM

^^ whoops, that was me

5/28/2010 4:40:49 PM

Where do I want to go build my own 6 pack?

5/28/2010 5:23:49 PM

Good thing about being the only ones in the theater = no one gives a shit if I am on my phone

5/28/2010 5:28:45 PM

there is ants in my computer!!!

5/28/2010 6:38:30 PM

ow

5/28/2010 6:57:19 PM

5/28/2010 7:50:11 PM

tonight is going to be a dirty hip-hop kind of night

5/28/2010 8:10:09 PM

i am in pain and i can't find any pain meds. there MIGHT be ibuprofen and/or tylenol in my carry on which is way in the back of my teenie tiny storage closet and is a hassle to get out but...my leg hurts. and i'm totally disappointed at my RX stash. it is kinda picked over. gonna need to hit up the doctor for free samples the next time i'm in her office.

5/28/2010 9:30:53 PM

I have no friends

5/28/2010 9:38:56 PM

this mission st blonde is making me feel funny

and not in a buzzed way

5/28/2010 9:46:27 PM

I really wish my camera was charged up so I could take some lightning pics.

5/28/2010 10:28:46 PM

5/28/2010 11:15:38 PM

Kind of awesome.

5/28/2010 11:16:12 PM

how, in 2010, do people STILL NOT KNOW the difference between "reply" and "reply to all"

seriously

how. i want to know how these people function. or does everyone in their work life know all about their personal life and vice versa.

5/28/2010 11:26:42 PM

prowlin for D

5/28/2010 11:59:07 PM

where is that Arab????

5/29/2010 12:01:38 AM

dear target,

i will not leave you alone until you do what i want. i have presented you with several reasonable options.

love,
khcadwal

5/29/2010 12:03:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtBki0PsC0&feature=player_embedded

5/29/2010 12:25:52 AM

I just traded in living alone for all the amentities i wanted and having to live with 2 random people. I've never had a bad experience going lottery for roommates....... but there is always a first time

ah well. having my own bathroom ftw i suppose

5/29/2010 12:31:14 AM

does this mean no more nakey time?

5/29/2010 12:32:16 AM

yep

well at least outside of the bedroom

5/29/2010 12:32:48 AM

5/29/2010 12:33:34 AM

hmm... Home in Raleigh with nothing to do.

5/29/2010 12:34:04 AM

do want do, do, do

5/29/2010 12:34:49 AM