I"m drunk

5/31/2010 3:01:11 AM

i'm trying

5/31/2010 3:03:27 AM

I smell like campfire

5/31/2010 3:03:28 AM

i smell a fag, fag

5/31/2010 3:10:45 AM

why the sudden animosity?

5/31/2010 3:27:47 AM

he wasn't invited

5/31/2010 3:31:59 AM

i'm going to hire someone to take my phone away from me when i'm drinking

5/31/2010 9:51:22 AM

You should also hire someone to prevent you from choking people at bars.

5/31/2010 10:03:11 AM

you liked it

5/31/2010 10:04:13 AM

so much for the happy accident

5/31/2010 10:45:59 AM

Quote :

"i'm going to hire someone to take my phone away from me when i'm drinking"

me too! maybe we should swap then neither of us can be held responsible for the outgoing texts/calls that are made that night

5/31/2010 10:57:26 AM

oh man....

5/31/2010 10:57:53 AM

Very productive morning so far! Gym, 3 mile run at Lake Johnson and finished mowing the lawn...

5/31/2010 11:09:48 AM

hmmmm maybe I'll go to the gym and then try to find a pool

5/31/2010 11:18:54 AM

Didn't think I'd tear up quite so much




Time to cut the grass, should be productive somehow...

5/31/2010 12:30:45 PM

i just cried watching Valentine's Day...


I'm such a wienie

5/31/2010 12:36:21 PM

^ Bet you it's at the part where Julia Roberts gets back home.

5/31/2010 12:38:02 PM

hahaha....yeah it was...


and why the eye roll?

5/31/2010 12:38:35 PM

Be less emo = make better friends.

5/31/2010 12:40:09 PM

The eye roll is for the rest of the movie. It was a regular old chick flick that guys can't like based on principle, but then the end just dragged on in my opinion.

5/31/2010 12:40:15 PM

oh yeah...it generally sucked but that part was sweet

5/31/2010 12:41:20 PM

Must admit I got misty eyed as well.

5/31/2010 12:41:46 PM

it was the only part of the movie i didn't see coming...

5/31/2010 12:43:31 PM

I didn't expect the homo pair either.

5/31/2010 12:44:14 PM

ok...yeah...i didn't see that happening either...

but it didn't have quite the same effect as the julia roberts scene

5/31/2010 12:46:26 PM

Agreed. vs.

5/31/2010 12:48:00 PM

my mouth still tastes like shit


stupid beer

5/31/2010 12:49:23 PM

I need to mow. Weeds are a foot tall. It rains every day

5/31/2010 1:24:53 PM

Pool is hopping today.

But I'm gonna have to get a lounger if I plan on coming here more...these chairs suck donkey balls

5/31/2010 1:26:28 PM

damn this has turned out to be a busy fucking weekend

5/31/2010 1:43:18 PM

i want some ice cream or yogurt or something....

i wish there was an ice cream place that delivered

5/31/2010 1:54:32 PM

heading home

5/31/2010 1:56:25 PM

that coffee was horrible

5/31/2010 1:59:43 PM

Well damn -- was going to cook out later but it doesn't look like the weather is going to cooperate.

5/31/2010 2:01:42 PM

jersey shore marathon...

what a great afternoon



oh...and i will pay somebody to bring me ice cream...and clean my house...and do my laundry....and give me a shower because i'm too lazy to do any of these things myself

5/31/2010 2:07:01 PM

where to go where to go?

5/31/2010 2:09:31 PM

Quote :

"and give me a shower"

5/31/2010 2:10:34 PM

oh yeah...and give me a back rub...

that has to be included as well because my back is killing me

5/31/2010 2:16:47 PM

Gorgeous day

5/31/2010 2:44:49 PM

ok...ice cream is taken care of


it's all the other things that i still need to get done

5/31/2010 3:39:02 PM

Quote :

"i will pay somebody to ..give me a shower"

Quote :

"i...need to get done"

5/31/2010 3:44:49 PM

haha...it's true!

5/31/2010 3:45:28 PM

I was outside for maybe 10 minutes watering my bell peppers and watermelons, came inside and found another damn tick in my leg! Thats two ticks that I've got bitten by in two weeks! Its not like I'm walking around in the woods either, I was straight up in the yard, in the grass. What the fuck man, I hate ticks

besides that its been a good productive day so far - cleaned/rearranged the pantry (which desperately needed to be done), went grocery shopping and washed the 4runner. Now I just have to go wax the 4runner and I'm gonna call it a day. I might get a little bit of work done so I can get ahead this week.

5/31/2010 3:47:47 PM

"I will fucking cut your hair while you're sleeping!"

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : end quote]

5/31/2010 3:49:40 PM

^^^I...am 7 time zones away.




and 12 years too old.



[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 3:53 PM. Reason : and I am getting tired of groundhog day, and I still have 5 months remaining]

5/31/2010 3:51:54 PM

my god...i don't like 18 year olds


it's 21 year olds....get it right


but 25 is better...

5/31/2010 3:55:14 PM

soon!

5/31/2010 3:56:12 PM

awww this documentary is actually really good

5/31/2010 3:58:26 PM

"She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue"

5/31/2010 4:02:07 PM

wait for it....

5/31/2010 4:10:40 PM