haha, gimme some pics

12/15/2006 7:14:25 PM

I could slow my life down, skip a few parties, rest, and get over this damn cold

but fuck that

12/15/2006 8:31:58 PM

I wish that I had something to do tonight

12/15/2006 9:26:43 PM

I wish the effects of ice and the feeling of a heating pad could be combined

12/15/2006 9:28:00 PM

12/15/2006 9:28:37 PM

god i hate having to wait for phone calls

12/15/2006 9:54:26 PM

baking some cat-head biscuits. Dem bastids is smellin' good...

12/15/2006 10:08:11 PM

12/16/2006 12:00:18 AM

my head hurts, maybe i should stop staring at the computer screen

12/16/2006 12:00:56 AM

12/16/2006 12:41:45 AM

god bless excedrin migraine

12/16/2006 12:42:21 AM

ate at Rio...so damn full

my belly is madd fat like Akebono

12/16/2006 12:42:42 AM

fuck a damn duck

12/16/2006 12:47:32 AM

how to get in her pants

12/16/2006 12:47:54 AM

Quote :

"god i hate having to wait for phone calls"

you're telling me

12/16/2006 1:03:58 AM

oh well get crunk

[Edited on December 16, 2006 at 1:18 AM. Reason : thats my motto]

12/16/2006 1:18:22 AM

my throat hurts really bad

12/16/2006 1:18:54 AM

12/16/2006 1:19:22 AM

oneandonly

12/16/2006 1:29:48 AM

ytmnd

12/16/2006 1:49:33 AM

I really want a taco right now. I'm such a fatty.

12/16/2006 1:58:39 AM

all those wasted poinsettias....that shit hurts me

all those wasted plants

12/16/2006 2:00:10 AM

wheres a wøman tø make me a sammich?

12/16/2006 2:00:44 AM

i'm thinking about *you*

12/16/2006 2:51:05 AM

WOW

12/16/2006 3:18:08 AM

12/16/2006 3:20:04 AM

ok seriously the boss needs to quit drunk dialing me!!!

haha so cannot mix business with pleasure!

12/16/2006 4:10:08 AM

fuck fuck fuck

12/16/2006 5:46:23 AM

the more i talk to my roommate, the more i realize how much we don't have in common

12/16/2006 11:06:19 AM

I wish he would leave...like, now would be good.

12/16/2006 11:10:36 AM

My Heroes DVD's are pretty impressive if I do say so myself.

12/16/2006 11:46:51 AM

If the game shakes me or breaks me
I hope it makes me a better man
Take a better stand
Put money in my moms hand
Get my daughter this college plan, so she don't need no man
Stay far from timid
Only make moves when ya heart's in it
And live the phrase Sky's The Limit

12/16/2006 2:01:17 PM

fuck.

i knew i should have fucked her on the floor instead of the couch.

better come out or im going to find that broad again

12/16/2006 3:06:29 PM

I'm getting nervous just listening to this.

12/16/2006 4:25:25 PM

that sounds --->

12/16/2006 4:26:19 PM

hot sauce = not good

12/16/2006 9:19:00 PM

i'm such a light weight when it comes to drinking

12/16/2006 10:25:20 PM

i have strep throat, and ghosts in my house

12/16/2006 10:26:22 PM

I have ants in my pants!

12/16/2006 10:27:17 PM

^ your mom has ants in her pants

12/16/2006 10:29:13 PM

your mom has me in her pants

12/16/2006 10:29:40 PM

kinky

12/16/2006 10:42:50 PM

my thread shall surpass this one in replies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least by the year 2011

12/16/2006 10:45:40 PM

RD, find me some coug plz

12/16/2006 10:48:44 PM

I can't stop watching the last episode of Heroes.

12/16/2006 11:26:59 PM

pruforock u ever burp and cough at the same time?

12/16/2006 11:28:16 PM

stomach still hurts a lil bit

12/16/2006 11:59:39 PM

Last night I learned never to eat a big Mexican meal and then go out drinking.

12/17/2006 12:08:15 AM

u know, i still see dacates all the time

12/17/2006 12:11:47 AM

Tonight I learned never to eat a big Mexican meal and then chug a bottle of hot sauce.

12/17/2006 12:19:51 AM