I have entered 5 new numbers in my phone since Friday

5/31/2010 4:11:05 PM

got my first glimpse of real-live Westboroers today. Rather anti-climatic.

5/31/2010 4:14:56 PM

Today I have learned the best cure for cramps isn't midol, but soco

5/31/2010 4:20:13 PM

I wish I was the type of person that had people over for dinner and such

5/31/2010 4:25:40 PM

"I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things."

5/31/2010 4:38:12 PM

How I am going to get the fuck out of this place

5/31/2010 4:41:58 PM

Doors are a good start.

5/31/2010 4:42:51 PM

Door first destination second? Or is it the other way around?

5/31/2010 4:43:29 PM

omg...i think i scratched a hole in my head...

it's bleeding

5/31/2010 4:46:17 PM

i'm about to scratch a hole in my god damn eye

i think one of my dogs really small hairs got way up under my eyelid.. it's happened before and took days to come out. i've flushed it out a few times but no luck and i can't see anything in there.. gah

5/31/2010 5:18:37 PM

Packing up my place...there is a lot of crap in this place. Hopefully everything fits in my storage unit

5/31/2010 6:07:09 PM

BRATS

AND

BEER

5/31/2010 6:39:08 PM

I had so many ribs at work I may be in a food coma for DAYS

5/31/2010 6:50:26 PM

i can never understand why i stay hungry all day after a big drinking night..


and it's always a craving for greasy crappy food

5/31/2010 6:50:33 PM

pretty sure i'm an old lady..... getting tired before the sun goes down

5/31/2010 7:15:35 PM

it's days like these that make me wish i had a swimming pool in my backyard

5/31/2010 7:20:24 PM

^ I'm in a hotel with a pretty nice pool. You're welcome to swing by.

I wanted to wear my sunglasses and look at your chest meat anyway...

5/31/2010 7:22:17 PM

Godfuckingdammit

I can't seem to eat anything that won't upset my stomach

5/31/2010 7:37:45 PM

You know what I heard is really good for calming an upset stomach?

5/31/2010 7:43:45 PM

ginger?

5/31/2010 7:50:32 PM

coca-cola?

5/31/2010 7:54:43 PM

pink bismuth?

5/31/2010 7:55:44 PM

tums?

5/31/2010 7:57:28 PM

So that groom that was killed the day of his wedding in a car crash in Raleigh -- yeah there's an article about it in the newest Cosmo. Fucking sad too.

5/31/2010 8:56:25 PM

Cant wait for friday!

Will be:


the homesteadshed:

5/31/2010 8:58:34 PM

still have sand in my teeth

5/31/2010 9:13:59 PM

living in a room with three other girls makes me want to cut my wrists. It's better than living with 65 like in bc......

5/31/2010 9:20:39 PM

lol Burger King has ribs now

5/31/2010 9:42:35 PM

I miss comedy.

5/31/2010 9:55:54 PM

omg
I don't know if I'm more excited about being out of the car, the arctic AC, showering, or going to bed

5/31/2010 10:15:28 PM

Really?

You're all about being A Good Christian, and make sure to brag about it.

Don't ruin it by bragging about what you donated to charity today:
- it was a tiny, tiny amount
- you even said someone had to remind you to donate

wtf

5/31/2010 10:44:11 PM

Jimmy Jonathon.

5/31/2010 10:47:05 PM

I <3 electro house music

6/1/2010 2:05:13 AM

goodbye friends

(just had the second "I love you, man" moment of my life)

6/1/2010 2:07:06 AM

I'm bored and not sleepy at all I need to stop taking naps during the day but I was kinda tired after going to the pool today.

I guess I'll just google random things and see where that takes me

6/1/2010 2:09:50 AM

i don't want to go to work in 5 hours

6/1/2010 2:10:44 AM

I have made some appallingly bad decisions in the past couple of months, and apparently bad decisions have consequences.

6/1/2010 2:32:08 AM

drinking all day for the past few days hasn't been a terrible idea up 'til this point

this headache before bed does not bode well for a hangover free morning :-/

6/1/2010 2:34:21 AM

Headache before bed means that you'll sleep through the worst of the hangover. At least in my experience.

6/1/2010 2:35:40 AM

I dunno

I'm gonna chug some water and eat some leftover Time-Out in the hopes of preventing a hangover

6/1/2010 2:36:28 AM

6/1/2010 4:02:31 AM

and this asshole has now signed up for facebbook with my email

add that to the list of things the retard cant type in his correct email address for

[Edited on June 1, 2010 at 6:59 AM. Reason : wait, he was born in 1995. but i now have his account. ha]

6/1/2010 6:53:33 AM

I need to hurry up and shower just so I can get out to my car
if I do st louis today, the rest of the trip is two days. It's pushing it, but I could get in a trip to the caverns.

I'm thinking an in-room breakfast of some of that oatmeal I brought with is an EXCELLENT idea.

Ooops.
It's off 65.

I'm just gonna give myself TWO weeks to drive home. Maybe three.

[Edited on June 1, 2010 at 8:34 AM. Reason : If I come home lol]

6/1/2010 8:31:30 AM

damn rain has ruined/ canceled my beach trip.

Today, i hate rain.

6/1/2010 9:17:38 AM

Fuck you

6/1/2010 9:18:55 AM

i'm dorkishly excited for tonight

6/1/2010 9:30:39 AM

ready for it to be 6 pm already

6/1/2010 9:36:37 AM

I feel surprisingly good this morning

6/1/2010 10:02:30 AM

I don't like you

6/1/2010 10:04:42 AM

SON

6/1/2010 10:09:16 AM