god dammit. i just went to leave, thinking my boss was already gone..and he was still here. walk of shame back into the office

6/2/2010 4:27:31 PM

are some women so fucking crazy that they'll make plans to hang out with you hours beforehand, only to cancel via a text 30 minutes before coming over..intentionally?!?



[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : k]

6/2/2010 4:28:07 PM

^yes

6/2/2010 4:31:10 PM

yes

although it's equally as likely they either something they're more interested in popped up at the last minute or you were a second priority to begin with and the other thing happened when it had a chance of being canceled.

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 4:32 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/2/2010 4:31:30 PM

I was told there was a "family issue"


Also, this is not the first she's cancelled/delayed a date.


Also, she's told me in person how amazing and great I am to the point of tears.


Also, I think she's crazy

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 4:33 PM. Reason : k]

6/2/2010 4:32:22 PM

maybe she let her conscience be her guide

oh and i was totally going to say this, too:

Quote :

"although it's equally as likely they either something they're more interested in popped up at the last minute or you were a second priority to begin with and the other thing happened when it had a chance of being canceled. "

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 4:32 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2010 4:32:25 PM

Quote :

"maybe she let her conscience be her guide"

wat?! FYI I'm one of the most upstanding guys you'll ever meet...and I get shit on for it quite often.

6/2/2010 4:34:43 PM

^welcome to my life

6/2/2010 4:35:40 PM

am I the only one who was really into the Ugly Casanova album?

6/2/2010 4:36:33 PM

I will show my boobies if someone will clean my house.

6/2/2010 4:37:02 PM

Quote :

"wat?! FYI I'm one of the most upstanding guys you'll ever meet...and I get shit on for it quite often. "

well in that case maybe she doesn't have a conscience

6/2/2010 4:37:44 PM

Quote :

"FYI I'm one of the most upstanding guys you'll ever meet..."

People who say this usually aren't. I don't know you from Adam, so I'm not suggesting that it's the case with you, but it's kind of like the people who say, "Hey, I'll take care of you" to a bartender/waitress are always the worst tippers.

6/2/2010 4:38:25 PM

I'll defend him, even though I hate him. He really is upstanding when it comes to girls.

6/2/2010 4:39:07 PM

Quote :

"I will show my boobies if someone will clean my house."

nobody wants to see your flapjacks

^ya, he's precious

6/2/2010 4:44:33 PM

hahahaha

i can't imagine you using the word precious.

6/2/2010 4:45:33 PM

i agree with the 4th post on this page

6/2/2010 4:45:51 PM

lots of boys with girl drama on this page

6/2/2010 4:46:45 PM

flapjacks??

6/2/2010 4:46:56 PM

haha yes...FLAPJACKS...they flappy

6/2/2010 4:47:54 PM

I think I would know if they were flappy.

6/2/2010 4:51:50 PM

FLAP FLAP

6/2/2010 4:52:49 PM

you should fix that flappy dick of yours.

6/2/2010 4:53:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uexdLrdXDHg

FLAP FLAP FLAP

^dicks are supposed to be flappy duh

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 4:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2010 4:54:54 PM

my boobs are real and wonderful!

6/2/2010 4:56:58 PM

i thought dicks were supposed to be slappy

or is that the same thing as flappy

6/2/2010 4:57:32 PM

when G.O.D does naked jumping jacks its like a walrus clapping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThsTI7-rhl4

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 4:59 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2010 4:58:25 PM

I <3 real, wonderful boobs

6/2/2010 4:58:37 PM

if ya saw my boobs you would be all like
FLAP FLAP

FAP FAP

6/2/2010 4:59:00 PM

oh look, I-40 is backed up to the fucking I-540 exit. Sweet Jesus, how am I supposed to get home now?

6/2/2010 4:59:25 PM

lol @ that video

6/2/2010 5:01:58 PM

^^ you're just having a banner day dude

6/2/2010 5:03:31 PM

Indeed I am. Oh well fuck it, I'm picking up an 18 pack of bud light on the way home. Might as well enjoy something today.

6/2/2010 5:05:42 PM

Finished my homework that I'm going to do today. So I wonder what I should now.

6/2/2010 5:10:28 PM

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

6/2/2010 5:23:20 PM

is rushhour done?

6/2/2010 5:24:28 PM

finding nothing on ebay

6/2/2010 5:33:14 PM

new tosh.0 season starts tonight

6/2/2010 5:38:58 PM

Sooo, looks like my career shift is going to happen. <_<!

I'll be back in Raleigh in just over a month.

6/2/2010 6:00:22 PM

oh patrick....patrick, patrick, patrick....you're the only person i know that fails at the numbers game


i love you though...you're awesome

6/2/2010 6:00:33 PM

wow...I just got the greatest post on my facebook wall...

Quote :

"SARAH HAAS. i like how you can always appear so full of energy even when i know you are damn exhausted. i like your enthusiasm in all things, and i like how you can make me look forward to playing MMM Bop simply because it makes me smile, even though i don't care for the song "

6/2/2010 6:03:55 PM

YESSSSSSSSSS

just figured out the best father's day present ever.

i am awesome.

ok like no one else would like this but my dad, but i'm sentimental and cheesy so i think its a really good gift.

6/2/2010 6:09:15 PM

geez, you scared me, but i checked
fathers day isnt for many moons

6/2/2010 6:14:19 PM

haha i know but what i want i have to order online cause you can't find it anywhere around here.

6/2/2010 6:15:11 PM

top chef marathons are fun

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 6:20 PM. Reason : e]

6/2/2010 6:19:37 PM

oh snap i saw your pre edit!

6/2/2010 6:24:32 PM

6/2/2010 6:28:57 PM

now i'm hongry for chipped ham bbq

6/2/2010 6:34:16 PM

Dude I am totally in the mood to reread all the Harry Potter books again. Don't know why. I might start on the Twilight books again just to refresh things.

Probably not though.

6/2/2010 6:50:28 PM

must get off the internet and finish my book!

6/2/2010 7:17:01 PM

ok hives, where did you come from

6/2/2010 7:18:08 PM