I would scream, but the parrots would just squawk louder.

6/3/2010 3:24:13 PM

man, I feel like dookie today

6/3/2010 3:28:57 PM

Quote :

"SO, YOU gave up.....Just QUit... I guess I let You down... I owe YOU ONE Holly. I had No idea the WORLD would jump on the train to bash you....Its My fault..And IM SORRY! I LOVE YOU!"

this is a grown ass man typing like this, i'd hide his statii if his facebook drama wasnt so darn entertaining

i just dont understand why you would type like this...theres no logic or reason behind it, it requires more effort and its seemingly at random

6/3/2010 3:35:30 PM

fuck baseball. worst american sport.

6/3/2010 3:51:39 PM

6/3/2010 3:52:59 PM

FUCK THIS DAY. Longest day evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

6/3/2010 3:57:47 PM

I'm not feeling too hot today. I'm going to go to Target now and buy things.

6/3/2010 4:40:56 PM

^^^ LAWYER CAT!

6/3/2010 4:42:30 PM

gotta pick up them meds.

6/3/2010 4:42:57 PM

6/3/2010 6:01:35 PM

DEAR GOD WHY DID YOU PUT ON SO MUCH PERFUME

ITS A 7 HOUR FLIGHT

FUCK

APPARENTLY ITS NOT ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR BO

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 6:16 PM. Reason : FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

6/3/2010 6:14:43 PM

^ HEY TURN YOUR PHONE OFF, YOU'RE ON A PLANE

6/3/2010 6:17:13 PM

Shit. I forgot to buy tylenol.

6/3/2010 6:31:26 PM

sleeping through yoga sounds like such an awesome idea

cept i need to go

must.stay.awake

6/3/2010 6:35:42 PM

^ go to hot yoga. 100 degrees with doors closed and heaters on, can't leave, etc etc. heard it's awful. but you should try it.

6/3/2010 6:37:36 PM

That's what I do... Been doing it since january

6/3/2010 6:42:56 PM

Salmon burgers = nommy

6/3/2010 7:53:43 PM

Yessssss daniel tosh standup on comedy centrallllll

6/3/2010 8:05:04 PM

ugh, i HATE when i find a good rebuke to an argument long after its been fought

6/3/2010 8:32:48 PM

what is this shit on NBC?

I am thinking about painting my kitchen and bathroom. If I go to KS then that gives the paint time to do it's thing and I don't have to pay for anything for a week.

But that involves spending a week with family.

Hrm.

6/3/2010 8:40:34 PM

really irritated and upset and conflicted

i need like 6 beers but instead i have to study

6/3/2010 9:15:51 PM

I'm pissed.

Aids. Fuck. Rage. Dammit.

6/3/2010 9:17:38 PM

it really sucks to not be able to drink beer.

GOT WILD with two hop devils this weekend though. hope i didnt melt my liver.

it's fucking boring.

6/3/2010 9:18:07 PM

when can you drink again?

6/3/2010 9:21:33 PM

when im not on percocets.

the amount of acetometaphine in them is high.

6/3/2010 9:24:36 PM

well DUHHHHH

i meant like...do you know when that will be?

6/3/2010 9:25:02 PM

welllllllll

my rx goes for another 3.5 weeks

6/3/2010 9:26:28 PM

oh ouch

6/3/2010 9:27:29 PM

yaino

it really bothers me to take pills of any sort, just a personal thing

but damn if it doesnt suck balls if i try not to take them

progressing and healing quick though, so maybe i can cut some time off

6/3/2010 9:29:23 PM

I fucking hate being on call jesus christ!!!!
This phone is calling non-stop every two minutes and has been for the past 4 hours
:MAD: :MAD: :MAD:

6/3/2010 9:29:49 PM

youre an on-call jesus christ???

6/3/2010 9:33:41 PM

Fuck. Government contracts are so poorly written.

I can't tell if I will be forced to pay back $6800, or $570, or $0 if I leave my job early. To play it safe I have to stay there a month longer, through August. Fucking retarded federal government...

6/3/2010 9:34:56 PM

^^ *an on-call jesus christ SUPERSTARRRRRR(D)

^ yeah so how ARE fed vs. state gov't jobs?

6/3/2010 9:42:01 PM

store and restaurant close in 15 minutes. I want/need matches and dinner. But...eh.

6/3/2010 9:45:35 PM

bachelor party planning

6/3/2010 9:52:49 PM

I touch the fire and it freezes me...

6/3/2010 9:53:49 PM

why do i always get this urge when i've been drinking...

it's f'ing retarded

6/3/2010 9:53:57 PM

what'd you do this time?

6/3/2010 9:55:01 PM

nothing at all...

just an urge

6/3/2010 9:55:46 PM

Z needs to hurry up and get his ass online so I can go to bed. Yes, I'm tired because I'm hungry, but it's easier to just go to bed lol

6/3/2010 9:56:01 PM

^^ drinking WITHOUT ME?!

6/3/2010 9:58:20 PM

i sorry boo boo

6/3/2010 9:59:20 PM

^how do you know potter?

6/3/2010 10:03:41 PM

i know errbody

6/3/2010 10:04:54 PM

no srsly, i know youre on a quest to have more mutual friends with me than anybody else...but thats absurd

6/3/2010 10:06:03 PM

its cause all the cool kids hung out this weekend whilst other people were camping, or whatever.

6/3/2010 10:06:20 PM

what ^ said

and i hung out with her tonight as well

6/3/2010 10:07:17 PM

pish posh, when we leave the party leaves with us

6/3/2010 10:07:52 PM

saps being territorial on this page?

6/3/2010 10:08:25 PM

things have changed since you left our fair city

6/3/2010 10:08:51 PM