im a man, im always territorial

6/3/2010 10:10:40 PM

yeah...but you can't feasibly piss on the internet to mark your territory

6/3/2010 10:11:47 PM

^^ rawr

^ LOL

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 10:12 PM. Reason : .]

6/3/2010 10:11:53 PM

i wish i did not know how/like to cook. because i get super bored so i cook and then i eat food and i should not be eating food argh argh argh

6/3/2010 10:15:34 PM

i can piss on your computer though

6/3/2010 10:15:57 PM

fair enough...

but that won't keep me from knowing jenn potter

6/3/2010 10:16:57 PM

haha, touche

i dont actually care, im just curious as to how you met her

6/3/2010 10:17:51 PM

well when you took your party to the beach casey and i had to make our ownnnnn party

actually casey made the party and let me tag along

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/3/2010 10:18:40 PM

sounds like a blast

6/3/2010 10:19:22 PM

oh it was...

it was

6/3/2010 10:20:10 PM

WOOOO
I definitely made the right choice on this one lol

proximity to the potty: meh. I can hold it through the night.

The "kitchen" is a full-sized fridge and a two-burner campstove.

6/3/2010 10:20:44 PM

This couch is going to fucking suck to try and sleep on, sober...

6/3/2010 10:22:51 PM

WTF is that noise off Gorman Street? Some kind of utility work?

6/3/2010 10:25:05 PM

Quote :

"yeah so how ARE fed vs. state gov't jobs?"

I got a job back in Cary. It's just going through some formal interview/review processes before they send me an offer. To celebrate that this sucks I'm going to pop the cork on this bourbon and probably finish it tonight. For fun I might throw some melatonin in with it because a series of things didn't go as expected at work today and now I feel like shit.

Super happy to super depressed. WHAT JOY. WHAT LIFE. Fuck this place, I can't wait to get out of here.

6/3/2010 10:37:44 PM

now i can reward myself with a beer

goooooooooooooooo team me

6/3/2010 10:37:54 PM

Totally didn't know they had Cook Outs that you could eat inside.

6/3/2010 10:46:12 PM

man i just figured out "you shook me all night long"

6/3/2010 10:47:34 PM

UGH not that i care much for either team but of COURSE the bandwagon lakers fans on my FB are posting annoying ass comments.

its like:
overly political
overly religious
overly a team i hate/overly bandwagon

i must defriend or at the MINIMUM hide you from my newsfeed

6/3/2010 10:55:15 PM

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID THAT I'D MEETCHA AT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERKELEY MARINA

6/3/2010 10:55:37 PM

pretty miserable, hot/humid night at work

working extra hard in addition to it being extra gross out = time for me to take a refreshingly cold shower

6/3/2010 10:58:20 PM

i have never seen you post one thing ever about the nba in your entire life

and now

you loooooove the lakers

SHOCKING, i know.

^ not directed at you obviously. the general "you" of bandwagon fans on my facebook newsfeed.

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 11:02 PM. Reason : .]

6/3/2010 11:02:04 PM

LA FAKERS

6/3/2010 11:02:40 PM

also who you kissing at

my wife is gonna freak

6/3/2010 11:03:04 PM

gross. not you.

6/3/2010 11:05:01 PM

the fuck you calling gross

i keep it clean, i'm a good-lookin' dude

be lucky to accidentally kiss this

6/3/2010 11:06:56 PM

I'm thinking that my ignorance about life and interaction with others has once again shot me in the foot.

6/3/2010 11:34:14 PM

haha

6/3/2010 11:53:46 PM

I'm going to make some chocolate milk and cook some popcorn and watch Dear John with my new kitten cuddled on me. I think I might sleep on the couch tonight. My bed seems a little to big and empty to sleep comfortably in.

6/3/2010 11:55:57 PM

ew please don't watch that

6/3/2010 11:57:23 PM

I really do not want saturday to come. I'm not in the mood to turn another year older and have nothing to show for it.

6/4/2010 12:01:26 AM

yeah, I'm usually not big on Romantic movies but my boyfriend just left for Belgium for the Summer so I'm going to feel sorry for myself and watching this movie. Additionally, Nicholas Sparks, the writer of the book Dear John, lives in New Bern, NC which is where my boyfriend is from.

6/4/2010 12:01:27 AM

i kinda wanted to see dear john!! tell us if it is any good (i mean for what it is of course lol)

6/4/2010 12:02:48 AM

Quote :

"My bed seems a little to big and empty to sleep comfortably in."

*le sighhhhh*
It happens to the best of us.

6/4/2010 12:03:48 AM

Does anyone else get birthday blues?

6/4/2010 12:06:58 AM

MY WHOLE LIFE

my bday is july 3 so lotsa times everyone was out of town for my bday

now i have them cause i'm getting old

6/4/2010 12:07:44 AM

Yeah...I really don't wanna have a birthday on Saturday. I really don't wanna get another year older.

6/4/2010 12:10:00 AM

I was meant to live for so much more.

6/4/2010 12:11:08 AM

I'm pretty much always depressed on my birthday. And practically every year of college I have had a test on my birthday

6/4/2010 12:11:58 AM

why does she always take my pillow?

6/4/2010 12:22:40 AM

mother fucker :sad:

6/4/2010 1:00:33 AM

well damn

this sure is a depressing page

6/4/2010 1:01:57 AM

6/4/2010 1:24:10 AM

I don't think anyone that I invited to my birthday party is coming. That makes me feel like shit.

6/4/2010 1:48:31 AM

geeez why am I going to this thing???????????? I could be at the beach instead!!!!

6/4/2010 2:21:48 AM

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/futurama-frys-dog-waiting/60038

Quote :

"I Will Wait For You If it takes forever I will wait for you For a thousand summers I will wait for you Till you're back beside me, till I'm holding you Till I hear you sigh here in my arms Anywhere you wander, anywhere you go Every day remember how I love you so In your heart believe what in my heart I know That forevermore I'll wait for you The clock will tick away the hours one by one Then the time will come when all the waiting's done The time when you return and find me here and run Straight to my waiting arms If it takes forever I will wait for you For a thousand summers I will wait for you Till you're here beside me, till I'm touching you And forevermore sharing your love "

I hope he made it to Belgium okay and finds a train

6/4/2010 2:26:45 AM

6/4/2010 2:38:51 AM

I miss writing poetry to women.

6/4/2010 2:39:21 AM

Fucking crazy night. Not in a good way. I hope my friend is OK.

6/4/2010 4:01:21 AM

They say that the road is no place to start a family...

My manager just gave me 6 days off in a row in a couple weeks... I don't think she sees this error... I'm not going to say anything and I'm gonna run with it...

[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 4:48 AM. Reason : .]

6/4/2010 4:37:40 AM

ffffuuuuuuu

6/4/2010 5:50:16 AM