fatty fatty fatty

6/10/2010 9:48:09 PM

I'd hit it.

But not because I'm attracted to her. I'd really just want to hear her moan like a wounded pelican.

6/10/2010 9:48:15 PM

wounded oily pelican?

6/10/2010 9:56:24 PM

wounded oily pelican

6/10/2010 9:57:17 PM

??

6/10/2010 10:02:47 PM

precisely.

6/10/2010 10:03:48 PM

an oldie but a goodie. my bf accused this of being a "glamour shot" i used a cropped version on my match profile & he claims this pic was professional. you can see it is not.

and yes, i tend to photograph well, sorry i cant help it!

6/10/2010 10:12:31 PM

Thats definitely not a roll. It really more resembles Alien birth

6/10/2010 10:14:32 PM

^^ you're very pretty but the colors are way too washed out for anybody to believably think that's "professional"

6/10/2010 10:15:37 PM

i think he remembered the picture being better than it is

its nowhere near professional quality, obvs

6/10/2010 10:17:21 PM

Excellent....

My plan with khcadwal worked perfectly.....

Hook, line..... and SINKER!

*cackle*

6/10/2010 10:47:09 PM

6/10/2010 10:52:18 PM

6/10/2010 10:57:18 PM

6/15/2010 12:01:17 AM

not beautiful but i finally got my new glasses (that i ordered last august hahaha)

i had to get these kind of frames cause my eyes are so bad that i have ultra thick glass. whoops. /nerd



unfortunately since it is photobooth you can't tell. but they are brown frames

and my right eye has been hurting and red for a day now so got these suckers just in time!

but it feels weird to be wearing glasses. i haven't in forever cause my old glasses were like 9 prescriptions behind and i couldn't see shit with them. so they kinda make me dizzy.

6/18/2010 8:50:03 PM

I found this in my photobooth, hah

6/18/2010 8:58:27 PM

what's the piece of garbage hanging on the wall behind your head?

6/18/2010 8:59:10 PM

Quote :

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I thought you were photoshopped in there for a minute.

6/18/2010 9:01:27 PM

haha i do look really short. i mean i am short but that pic makes me look nearly midget

6/18/2010 10:32:10 PM

lol how tall are you? always thought you were taller for some reason

6/18/2010 10:41:49 PM

26
34
36

only if she's 5'3"

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason : ]

6/18/2010 10:42:30 PM

i am 5'3"

i wear heels a lot so even people who know me irl are always surprised when they see me in flip flops and realize how short i am

6/18/2010 10:57:59 PM

I'm like... a foot taller than you.
I bet you have a low center of gravity, and could body slam my ass with the quickness. Fuck you

6/18/2010 11:15:44 PM

isn't it 36, 24, 36?


I, too, am 5'3"

6/18/2010 11:20:58 PM

Yes I screwed up I admit it

6/18/2010 11:21:29 PM

I would like to see someone with those measurements though.. I'd be all

6/18/2010 11:22:48 PM

I just realized that GoldenGirl looks like Zadi from EpicFu



[Edited on June 19, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : I mean, kinda.... ]

6/19/2010 12:31:03 AM

6/19/2010 1:18:35 AM

thats


a little hot

6/19/2010 1:22:45 AM

I'd hit it

6/19/2010 1:36:56 AM

6/19/2010 1:38:22 AM

Quote :

"I'd hit it"

6/19/2010 12:21:40 PM

Meh, I've hit it. Wasn't that great.

6/19/2010 12:23:25 PM

6/19/2010 12:25:34 PM

I hit it daily.

it's aight

6/19/2010 12:56:19 PM

6/19/2010 4:34:57 PM

6/19/2010 5:16:19 PM

I've hit it. Upon orgasming, I screamed like a stuck pig.

6/19/2010 6:28:25 PM

I would, if given the opportunity, have sexual intercourse with the woman featured in that picture, if you can understand what I am insinuating.

6/19/2010 7:29:22 PM

Hi, I'm EMCE

6/22/2010 8:43:46 PM

hi. i is a blonde

6/22/2010 8:57:16 PM

In that picture, you look like jane krakowski.

6/22/2010 11:47:49 PM

i love it joie! what is the hair competition that it is for you mentioned a few days ago?

6/22/2010 11:52:09 PM

6/22/2010 11:57:25 PM

Duckface

6/23/2010 12:33:54 AM

6/23/2010 1:41:39 AM

6/23/2010 2:06:40 AM

Joie you appear to be more redhead than blonde currently, which is not a bad thing.

6/23/2010 8:54:40 AM

Far right



RAWR!

6/23/2010 10:21:43 AM

^^ wow that girl next to you has some big boobs

6/23/2010 10:44:02 AM