fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
138 10/13/2010 11:59:25 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the plot of the film adventureland is surprisingly similar to my first real relationship, which doesn't speak too well for the relationship, but it makes me like the movie. " |
10/14/2010 12:49:41 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
my first relationship was way more dysfunctional than that 10/14/2010 12:57:07 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I quit posting 2 months ago, but I still lurk like hell" |
10/14/2010 2:08:25 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
confessions time people! 10/14/2010 9:34:03 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "of those that i've met that i knew on here first... a majority of them are exactly what they are like on here... with a few people NOTHING like what they are here" |
I don't have a huge sample to go by really and 80% of the people I've met were in a sports setting (bball/baseball/etc). And most of the other people I've met from here are -- how do I say this without coming off as a huge prick -- well, the normal ones. The ones who have a clue how to act in social situations and actually show their faces in public places where crowds gather.
So maybe those people feel more comfortable with themselves in general that they don't have to be pricks or tools on the internet to get some sort of satisfaction that they wouldn't otherwise get.
I like to think I act pretty much the exact same way. I'm just shorter than people thought
[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 9:42 AM. Reason : also, send me confessions]10/14/2010 9:41:03 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
I'm short for my height 10/14/2010 9:47:34 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^I wonder if you type as fast as you talk...
because I certainly can't read as fast as you talk 10/14/2010 9:49:11 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
I do... it's why I have to edit every post I make. 10/14/2010 9:52:15 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
I can think of one or two TWWers who didn't fit the personality I had constructed in my head
One being udorwladlada, who I sold a camera to. He seemed kind of like a douche, which I expected, but he wasn't driving under the influence, which was surprising. 10/14/2010 9:58:18 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was 17. He was 26 and married. He was the most handsome man I had ever laid eyes on. He spent every afternoon playing basketball with his friends. He would always take off his shirt and expose this chest of man hair and sweat. Then he would take his shirt and wipe his forehead with it, and peak at me through his long hair. He was like a weird, modern day Fabio but with curly hair. And hair on his chest. He was a real man. And I wanted nothing more than to make sweet, scandalous love to him.
But anyways. Every day after school I would chill and relax at the playground and watch him play on the bball courts. And fantasize.
After a few weeks of this, I finally got up the nerve to start talking to him. I wanted more than lustful glances and the feeling of wet panties as I walked home every day, alone and unsatisfied.
I won't go into too much detail but we eventually made sweet, scandalous love. I finally got to feel his sweaty body against mine and the hairs on his chest and his strong calloused hands on my hips. I got to suck on him after he played basketball and taste a real man after a long day. It was glorious.
But then one day one of the boys from school who I was sort of seeing caught on to my secret relationship. He got together with a couple of guys and making trouble with my man. I got involved in the fight and my mom, along with pretty much everyone else in west philly at the time, heard about it. She got scared and sent me off to live with my Aunt and Uncle in Bel Air." |
10/14/2010 10:08:23 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
i will take confessions, k
10/14/2010 10:24:29 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Thank you for riding bottombaby's ass.
That is all.
" |
10/14/2010 10:54:26 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My friends and I sneaked a bottle of rum into the movies last night and we got silly drunk. " |
moar 10/14/2010 11:01:14 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i woke my girlfriend up with sex this morning, and it totally made my day better. " |
10/14/2010 12:00:37 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it baffles me how much drama exists in so many tdubbers lives" |
Yeah, me too. 10/14/2010 4:08:06 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
^ Never underestimate human nature
we are gluttons for punishment.
[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 4:15 PM. Reason : insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results] 10/14/2010 4:14:37 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
^^^hahahah 10/14/2010 4:16:53 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I run on my treadmill naked so I have less laundry" |
10/14/2010 5:12:10 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I bet you "sent" that to yourself, SF. Trying to get people to imagine your flopping penis. Horrible person.
[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 5:15 PM. Reason : ""] 10/14/2010 5:13:07 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
bullshit, i wear black satin panties 10/14/2010 5:15:45 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
10/14/2010 5:16:41 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take one 10/14/2010 5:23:02 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You're absolutely adorable!" |
10/14/2010 5:29:07 PM |
mizzo All American 3541 Posts user info edit post |
i'm open for confessions 10/14/2010 6:46:09 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can think of one or two TWWers who didn't fit the personality I had constructed in my head" |
can't remember - have we ever actually met?10/14/2010 7:25:22 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
now that i think about it... evan... you are quite like i thought you'd be.
i want confessions btw. 10/14/2010 8:14:14 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
confessions? 10/14/2010 8:15:12 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you are quite like i thought you'd be." |
how so? i'm curious, haha.10/14/2010 8:16:17 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39304 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I fell in the grocery store parking lot today and busted the fuck out of my knee. I felt like a toddler
It's all scraped and bloody and bruised like whoa " |
10/14/2010 8:35:50 PM |
mizzo All American 3541 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm a fat dude who is too picky. Because of this, I am doomed to spending my life without anyone to, you know... love... and shit. It especially sucks that I've finally found someone with pretty much everything I'd ever want but they're just not interested in me.
Sometimes I start feeling bad because I think of how hypocritical it is that I don't find the vast majority of fat people attractive.
" |
10/14/2010 8:54:05 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
yo, I'll take some confessions
this went well last time 10/14/2010 8:56:12 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i like to smoke weed and then walk to caribou for a steamed milk " |
awesome10/14/2010 9:14:59 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
EMCE got one and I didn't? tis a sad day for Chocolate 10/14/2010 11:52:59 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^^ ahahaha 10/14/2010 11:54:36 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i totally hit someone in the parking lot today and just drove off
i feel so bad
but not bad enough to pay higher insurance" |
10/15/2010 8:57:11 AM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""I'm a fat dude who is too picky. Because of this, I am doomed to spending my life without anyone to, you know... love... and shit. It especially sucks that I've finally found someone with pretty much everything I'd ever want but they're just not interested in me.
Sometimes I start feeling bad because I think of how hypocritical it is that I don't find the vast majority of fat people attractive." |
This person should lose weight so the people he's attracted to will be attracted to him.10/15/2010 9:09:20 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
easier to work on that attitude 10/15/2010 9:10:40 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
The fut guy is not picky - he is using that as a defense mechanism to protect him from rejection. 10/15/2010 9:11:18 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my boyfriend woke me up with sex today and it totally made both our day's better " |
hahaha, from yesterday's above post10/15/2010 10:51:21 AM |
stevedude hello 4763 Posts user info edit post |
i want confession too pweez 10/15/2010 10:55:53 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm a fat dude who is too picky." |
If you're fat and picky...you're fucked unless you have a shit ton of money.10/15/2010 11:03:50 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Or a huge cock
Lucky I have both
and I'm not even fat 10/15/2010 11:06:09 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I woke myself up with sex today and it totally made my day better " |
knew it was a matter of time10/15/2010 11:09:14 AM |
stevedude hello 4763 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Last night, my friends and I went to a charity event, got wasted and then had a breathalyzer contest.
I woke this morning confused, but in my own bed and still wearing my suit and dress shoes. Apparently my roommate drove us home. It cost $30 for me to get my car out of the garage this morning." |
coulda been worse 10/15/2010 11:10:03 AM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Dude most of these confessions suck ass.
How is that interesting or a confession?
That just sounds like a good party story and something almost every single one of us has had to deal with.
[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 11:12 AM. Reason : ] 10/15/2010 11:12:41 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
damnit people, send me confessions! 10/15/2010 11:13:08 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^^This has been addressed...all the good shit got out earlier.
I take it you would just rather see the thread die? 10/15/2010 11:22:22 AM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Actually I would.
If the best shit that TWW can confess is:
I had morning sex
OR
I got wasted last night, slept in my clothes, and left my car in a garage and paid $30 to get it out
Then yes, hell fucking yes, I would rather this thread just die.
I click on this thread in the expectation of seeing a glimpse or an insight into the dark secrets of random people on the internet and then I see pages and pages of this shit, this awful shit that people think is interesting or unique and it just baffles me.
DIE you fucking piece of shit thread. You were a great idea while you lasted, but this this retirement home of a shitfest is too much. 10/15/2010 12:11:52 PM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just ate lunch and all I want to do is make myself throw up. So I'm writing you this confession as a means to remind myself not to do that. I've been bulimic for about 12 years and have finally sought help. " |
Maybe there is still hope. I spoke too soon.10/15/2010 12:59:14 PM |