i have smoked way to many in the last hour and half
about to have one more and go to bed

6/10/2010 12:08:02 AM

^^ have you ever gotten a massage?

its amazing

and you can find good deals around.



[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 12:08 AM. Reason : .]

6/10/2010 12:08:14 AM

UGH why did i drink so much water before bed

6/10/2010 12:14:25 AM

there is no reason for bread, mustard, cheese, and turkey to be tearing my stomach up

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

6/10/2010 12:35:19 AM

i'm too busy to think at this very moment

6/10/2010 12:36:34 AM

I hate it when I fart in the shower. It always stinks like woah

6/10/2010 12:53:51 AM

orly

6/10/2010 12:58:54 AM

6/10/2010 1:03:47 AM

6/10/2010 1:12:43 AM

Eminem has got me felling all

Lol what are you so happy 'bout Quinn?

Oh god, I've got to pee with a vengence.... AAHHHH

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 1:17 AM. Reason : .]

6/10/2010 1:15:55 AM

yeah

college will be good for her.

6/10/2010 1:26:25 AM

Why not. It's summertime .

6/10/2010 1:30:04 AM

dude

I'm tried as hell and kinda cant think straight

but whatever

I don't have work til 2

6/10/2010 1:39:40 AM

Thought about filling out an online dating profile.

6/10/2010 1:40:30 AM

Man, go for it.

Share it here

6/10/2010 1:41:51 AM

i am SO irritated

i was sleeping peacefully - great sleep. 2 kitties (MY kitties) asleep on my bed. when out of nowhere tschudi's stupid ass cat that lives with me attacked one of my cats in her sleep. my cat had a total panic attack and was like hyperventilating and couldn't breathe. MY heart was beating fast too because it was a scary way to wake up. and my other cat was jolted awake, too. poor callie. i just pet her until she started breathing normally again.

i don't know what the fuck his cat's problem is. but she pees on the futon (NO bladder infection/UTI infection, btw) and she constantly attacks callie. the reason she lives with me is because she and my little kitty are like bff and play together all the time. but this cat has some major behavioral issues that i do not understand. she's about to get kicked out of my house. my callie has little scratches on her nose and around her face from getting in fights with abby (eric's cat). callie is never the aggressor. i mean that stupid cat just jumped on her in her SLEEP. she constantly corners callie. she's mean and doesn't listen to hissing/growling. she pees outside of the litter. and she isn't very friendly or cuddly so...she doesn't even make up for her behavior with cuteness. i do not like her.

/rant

OH and she's lived here for MONTHS so it isn't that the scenery has changed or something

6/10/2010 3:39:56 AM

off to the gym...to see if i can cancel my membership and get a refund

6/10/2010 3:40:02 AM

^^ I wish I had pussy issues.

^ At four in the morning?!?

6/10/2010 3:41:12 AM

now i am having trouble going back to sleep

i am so irritated with that cat

AND i get that cats scratch so i can't really complain about this but my kitties don't scratch on furniture or anything (at least not when i'm around and they've never damaged anything). they use their kitty scratchers

THIS cat has torn down all the stuff underneath my mattress, has ripped up my bedskirt, and is ruining my furniture

6/10/2010 3:43:29 AM

Don't get mad. Get even. Shave it's hair and dye it's skin Sunburst orange.

6/10/2010 3:45:34 AM

You stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus.

6/10/2010 3:49:36 AM

Quote :

"^ At four in the morning?!?"

I'm in Europe, so its 10am .

Plan didn't work, they "can't" give me a refund with this type of membership. At least I can try to sell it. Guy gave me 10 free passes to other clubs in their network tho

Nearest club is 20 minutes by car from my next apartment...or 1 hour by public transportation.

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 4:30 AM. Reason : gay]

6/10/2010 4:22:54 AM

I keep having dreams where I meet celebrities who are, in a weird twist, fans of work and want me to join their projects and be my friend.

6/10/2010 4:43:07 AM

off to the train station

goodbye, sweet Gent

6/10/2010 6:08:51 AM

CALLED IT!

6/10/2010 9:21:22 AM

??

6/10/2010 9:28:39 AM

yes...i deserve a cookie


i'm so perceptive that it's CRAZY


at least when it comes to other people...

i can't foresee shit when it comes to my own life

6/10/2010 9:29:56 AM

In my new place...I like it . Its a dorm, but so far its a damn nice dorm. Kitchen is WAY cleaner than the previous one. Plus I can be naked in my room...which is necessary, because its pretty fuckin humin. No AC ftl but apparently that's a European thing...

6/10/2010 9:51:30 AM

So here's what LP78's talking about:

me: this is crap
LP78: it's not crap...she just sucks and you need to cut your losses
me: oh i cut'em
its done
LP78: and what, may i ask, was her excuse last night
me: hahaha
oh no excuse
allow me to show you the texts
LP78: k
i can go ahead and tell you that she's seeing/or trying to see some other dude
me: your perception is eerie
here's the frist:
"Hi I actually started dating someone I've been talking to for a few months so i won't be able to make it tonight but let's get together soon! We just can't kiss and makeout. Maybe we can go to the movies or something!! Take Care "
LP78: I KNEW IT
me: it gets better
I told her I have enough friends and if she changes her mind she knows where to find me
to which I got this:
"sorry to hurt u but u had a chance when u were n college and u fucked up. I think u have changed for the worst and ur not my type but if u want to be friends i'm cool with that!!! XXXXX "
LP78: what a bitch
me: i said "I realize I had a chance then. If you want to talk you can call, not this text bullshit. I'm not gonna resort to this."


dumb bitches

6/10/2010 10:09:54 AM

thank god today is the last school day

6/10/2010 10:13:32 AM

i'm amazing...


oh..but yeah...sorry dude

6/10/2010 10:13:55 AM

so a few nights ago she was all about shoving her tongue down your throat while NyM410 was banished to the bedroom, but last night she's suddenly dating someone and can't shove her tongue down your throat anymore? bitches be triflin'. cut your losses and move on. you're a hottie, i've spotted you at the Teeter a few times. you can find a worthwhile girl.

6/10/2010 10:17:46 AM

ding ding ding

shit, shouldn't have even replied to her after she said something about dating someone

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 10:18 AM. Reason : (and yea, that sucks)]

6/10/2010 10:18:11 AM

wow, that sucks Pat

6/10/2010 10:18:28 AM

LP78, can you tell me about my future?

6/10/2010 10:19:17 AM

You should find out who she's started seeing and float some nasty rumors to him.

I mean...no...that would be totally immature.

Not hilarious at all.

6/10/2010 10:20:20 AM

exhausted

6/10/2010 10:20:21 AM

dude...i'm not a fortune teller...

i just know why triflin' bitches do the things they do

6/10/2010 10:20:48 AM

6/10/2010 10:22:07 AM

Quote :

"You should find out who she's started seeing and float some nasty rumors to him. I mean...no...that would be totally immature. Not hilarious at all."

there's plenty of true stuff I can float about her that paints her in a horrible light.

Thanks thumper

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM. Reason : thumper]

6/10/2010 10:24:22 AM

SOMEBODY FUCK ME!

6/10/2010 10:25:25 AM

TOE FUCKER!!!

6/10/2010 10:25:30 AM

i figured "Use By March 28, 2010" on frozen food wasn't a big deal
my stomach is now telling me otherwise :/

damn you Jimmy Dean's D-Lights Turkey Bacon Breakfast Bowl

6/10/2010 10:25:52 AM

6/10/2010 10:26:02 AM

TKE talk ITT

6/10/2010 10:26:08 AM

Now I really wish I'd taken a photo of her when she was puking on my kitchen floor with her bare ass (and vagina) stuck up in the air for all to see. B/c after she said that nasty shit I would have pic texted it to her, lol.

6/10/2010 10:29:02 AM

6/10/2010 10:29:53 AM

i love when people will suck up so much bullshitry to be with someone and the second it doesnt work out, all that will come out like it was pain all thru!

6/10/2010 10:33:13 AM

"pain all thru" wat?


overall I get you though, yes.

6/10/2010 10:36:58 AM

so can i borrow your s2000?

6/10/2010 10:38:18 AM