dude, wut?

6/10/2010 2:59:46 PM

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"What girl tells you on a date that within a year she plans on getting invitro fertilization from her ex-husband? Why didn't I run away when I heard that? "

you need to start a blog or something

where do you find these people?

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2010 2:59:59 PM

Damn, and all I've been worrying about is if fibromyalgia is contagious.

6/10/2010 3:02:57 PM

i've got 99 problems...

6/10/2010 3:03:38 PM

and kisses aint one!

6/10/2010 3:04:11 PM

But bitches ain't been but ten of 'em

6/10/2010 3:04:14 PM

i'm thinking its time for a vacation

6/10/2010 3:04:20 PM

and for TKE-Teg a bitch is 94 of them...

6/10/2010 3:04:33 PM

6/10/2010 3:04:51 PM

6 must be casey and the bunch!

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 3:05 PM. Reason : ..]

6/10/2010 3:05:23 PM

I've got more gems/factoids about this one...perhaps I shall share?

6/10/2010 3:07:48 PM

Tell, tell!

6/10/2010 3:08:35 PM

yes do tell. i'm intrigued by these crazies

6/10/2010 3:12:33 PM

I wonder who I'll be working with today?

Hopefully it's not jesus freak, and not bimbette.

6/10/2010 3:13:35 PM

Isn't a bimbo a female nickname anyway?

6/10/2010 3:13:59 PM

"bimbo" connotes too much intelligence, spine, and work ethic.

6/10/2010 3:15:21 PM

oh snap

i hope your job is at least rewarding.


i fucking love my job. i get to color like every day. i fucking love coloring. although, i'm not allowed to say "fuck." we planted flowers today and then colored a picture of oscar the grouch looking out of his trash can at some flowers. and the tumble bus came today, but i'm too big to play on it.

6/10/2010 3:19:17 PM

to tan today or not to tan today...


that is the question

6/10/2010 3:29:13 PM

Well while she mentioned potentially getting invitro fertilization the other day (b/c she said she can't get pregnant naturally) she mentioned a few weeks ago that she was considering getting a surrogate mother. She told me that she'd saved up money and had researched it, and that it was a lot cheaper to get someone outside of the country to do it.

6/10/2010 3:34:01 PM

wow, you'd better put a ring on that thing y0

6/10/2010 3:35:48 PM

Ah yes, the ring. She told me she'd been proposed to 4 times within the last year.

Also, she had been married for 5 years to the first guy she met after me (back when we were in college) but has been single now for about 2 yrs. She matter of factly said she didn't want to get married again for a while and would be on her own...she said another 1 1/2 yrs and then she wants to get married again (she's more or less single now)

6/10/2010 3:37:54 PM

i forgot Sloth plays an orc in this movie

6/10/2010 3:38:38 PM

eh, thats not exactly first date conversation, but you cant blame her for looking into alternative ways of having children since she cant get pregnant

6/10/2010 3:39:00 PM

Quote :

"What girl tells you on a date that within a year she plans on getting invitro fertilization from her ex-husband? Why didn't I run away when I heard that?"

holy fuck

6/10/2010 3:40:30 PM

If there's a God, I think he's trying to say something.

6/10/2010 3:41:22 PM

she never used the phone for communication (talking) and her VM box was full b/c she never deleted messages. Text messages only, and she typed like a adolescent. If you looked at all our messages you'd think I was trying to sleep with a 13 yr old

6/10/2010 3:42:50 PM

tired of this shit

6/10/2010 3:46:07 PM

Quote :

"you need to start a blog or something"

Oh, there's a blog...

And when he told me the fertilization thing I bit my tongue so hard to not say something too awful about her at the time... but that was just... ODD.

6/10/2010 3:46:38 PM

i'm pretty sure there is a reason he had not told me that part

6/10/2010 3:48:11 PM

i can't trust women

i want to

but can't

that's what I get for starting my official dating career off with a Peace girl then a Meredith girl

6/10/2010 3:49:03 PM

I provide material for the blog, but I'm not the author.

6/10/2010 3:49:18 PM

Quote :

"she never used the phone for communication (talking) and her VM box was full b/c she never deleted messages. Text messages only, and she typed like a adolescent. If you looked at all our messages you'd think I was trying to sleep with a 13 yr old "

You went on more than one date with this girl? Jeebus.

6/10/2010 3:50:59 PM

I've dated girls longer than I should have just for the entertainment value

6/10/2010 3:51:45 PM

entertainment = sex

6/10/2010 3:53:56 PM

those crazy ones are the best in bed too

6/10/2010 3:54:12 PM

She was someone I reconnected with from college. We hadn't spoken for 9 years and somehow she looked me up. So when we "met" for the first time again, it wasn't exactly a date.

When you give someone the nickname "Crazy <insert name here>" in college, its best to stay away. I thought (wrongly) that 9 years of aging would knock some of the crazy out of her.

nope.



Yeah I think the sex woulda been awesome.

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 3:55 PM. Reason : I'd already seen and felt all the goodies]

6/10/2010 3:54:25 PM

i have a teleconference in 30min.. the guy i am running the meeting with, his wife just went into labor

he called and told me he'd still be calling in but asked if i could run the presentation instead of him

wow

i mean, he said that she was being induced and that they could be sitting around for awhile. but i'd be damned if my husband was on a conference call while i was in labor. lol

6/10/2010 3:55:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uCdKH_zHVs&feature=related

Got the chance to see Hahn play recently... it was amazing, but this recording was abetter performance

Amazing intensity

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2010 4:02:42 PM

if you put up with/keep dating lots of crazy people..........does that not make you crazy? at least eventually?!

6/10/2010 4:04:15 PM

Kat I'm crazy, make no mistake about it.

6/10/2010 4:05:29 PM

I feel like 3,000% better today. Headache is gone, body aches are gone and even my neck isn't stiff. Time for a jog I think...

6/10/2010 4:16:42 PM

My dad is awesome

6/10/2010 4:39:10 PM

Fuckin hell. I'm probably going to become the ornery old man of this complex. Stupid kids and their music *shakes walking stick*

==

In related news, fuck this club.

6/10/2010 4:42:09 PM

Oh that pool water feels sooooooooo good

6/10/2010 4:48:26 PM

ok fuck this

6/10/2010 4:54:28 PM

Should I report these kids to the office for swimming in the pool?

6/10/2010 5:00:25 PM

^should they not be swimming in the pool?

6/10/2010 5:02:37 PM

i'm out of tofu

i want to go to Whole Foods and get tofu, but everytime i walk into that store, i walk out having spent at least $20 and it fucking pisses me off

6/10/2010 5:05:03 PM

They don't live here

6/10/2010 5:06:24 PM

what to do tonight...

6/10/2010 5:07:00 PM