I want to meet a girl named LaSquisha

6/24/2009 8:08:52 PM

That was pretty good for an improvised meal.

Butter noodles are pretty good with just a bit of salt. And those meatballs actually taste like... er... meatballs!?! No preservatives FTW! I am pleased with this now-available meal option.

6/24/2009 8:11:28 PM

today my blood pressure was 116/64

6/24/2009 8:16:47 PM

A GIRL

6/24/2009 9:42:14 PM

^^thats pretty much perfect...gg...i too have almost perfect bp

6/24/2009 10:10:20 PM

I want my old job back sooooo bad it hurts

6/24/2009 10:25:24 PM

i got my diploma in the mail today

w00t

6/24/2009 10:26:08 PM

^3 thanks!

well that is a little higher than normal for me but it is still pretty darn good well my diastolic could probably be a little higher and it would be ok. i was also running a fever today, wtf.

6/24/2009 10:28:15 PM

First the stupid microsoft word fucks up, then excel and now the Internet won't fucking work.


Who the fuck did I piss off!!!!

6/24/2009 10:37:16 PM

oh snap, the internet broke?!?

6/24/2009 10:38:00 PM

You broke Ted Steven's tubes!!!!!

6/24/2009 10:40:50 PM

okay it's kind of working now.

finally bitching got me what i want

now if only it would fix excel and word, i'd be a happy camper

6/24/2009 10:42:09 PM

my left heel feels like someone took a hammer to it... fucking wal-mart boots

6/24/2009 10:44:21 PM

Quote :

"i got my diploma in the mail today "

my mom got mine in a nice frame and its on the wall in my living room

6/24/2009 10:49:43 PM

this is gonna be the biggest yard sale we've ever had

6/24/2009 11:22:48 PM

holy fuck woman
you act like I've never done my own taxes before, or even done something like gotten a paycheck

nawwwww, I'm just gonna do all this charity and make sure to buy what I can for them and not use it come tax time

And yes, I really do remember, after 5 years, that my dad works third shift and family lunches will be earlier in the day, rather than later

6/24/2009 11:45:40 PM

i'll get my sleep schedule back in order some day

been feeling like shit recently

6/25/2009 12:35:42 AM

fuck. i left something at work and dont work tomorrow and left it there yesterday...so best bet would be to get it. but i took sleeping pills...but i dont want to go to work on a day off...fuck fuck fuck what to do

6/25/2009 12:54:29 AM

just go during lunch when everyone is gone. (or before or after work hrs)

6/25/2009 12:58:01 AM

nah that wouldnt work. everything i buy online i get shipped to work, cause its a hotel. but i hate leaving my stuff and cluttering up the back area. feel like it will make them more likely to be like "hey dont ship stuff here"

6/25/2009 1:02:56 AM

Spring Classes for Women - THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, June 30 , 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday, 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
A Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00, 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM, 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday, 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

6/25/2009 1:26:53 AM

Quote :

"Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used Live Demonstration Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined."

these are the only ones i didn't really get.

ANYWAY i came in here to post that i can't sleep fdajsdflkjiowhfjnd

6/25/2009 2:20:25 AM

ok took 2 tylenol pm at 11:40

6/25/2009 2:46:56 AM

Macaroni & Cheese Cheddar Crackers FTW!!

6/25/2009 3:26:46 AM

i need someone to valm me down

im specifically ready to kill someone


dude cut me


ugh

6/25/2009 3:35:33 AM

Need moar sleep

6/25/2009 5:39:30 AM

^

6/25/2009 6:16:31 AM

Miss my boo. Fuck my life.

6/25/2009 6:25:13 AM

Fuck slow drivers.

6/25/2009 6:44:34 AM

i hope i don't get into trouble...

6/25/2009 7:34:56 AM

i thought for sure this summer would be more interesting than last summer

6/25/2009 8:07:50 AM

hurry up 5pm, i'm ready to go to the beach!

6/25/2009 8:15:11 AM

Blood sugar tested, it's 248 mg/dl!?

Fuck!

*Inject 5 units rapid insulin to treat (4.75 being the exact amount necessary)*

*time passes*

*feel like shit 1 hour later*

Hm...

*test again*

46 mg/dl!?!?!?!?!!? FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK (I had just given myself a shot of 8 units at this point for a bowl of cereal, so blood sugar is now crashing at an alarming rate while hypoglycemic)

*suck down two capri suns, one things of fruit snacks, and an ondasentron (magic anti-nausea drug with zero side effects)*

Now it's 68 mg/dl... That was a close one. Fucking bad test strips leading to me almost committing suicide by insulin. I'm also apparently getting unaware of when I'm hypoglycemic again. Great.

6/25/2009 8:26:56 AM

these ant bites are itching like crazy

6/25/2009 8:36:14 AM

i feel like i got hit by a bus

6/25/2009 8:38:07 AM

wow, not even 9am and my day has gone to shit.

awesome

6/25/2009 8:43:24 AM

THIRSTY MUHFUCKIN THURSDAY YA'LL

6/25/2009 9:04:10 AM

INDEED

6/25/2009 9:04:40 AM

good lord

6/25/2009 9:13:54 AM

those look so....fake.

6/25/2009 9:14:32 AM

kitten is a woman that dates an older man. hmmmm.

6/25/2009 9:37:59 AM

i dint know that

6/25/2009 9:39:26 AM

i think i'm a bobcat....


i haven't reached full on cougar stage yet

6/25/2009 9:39:59 AM

ready to goooooooooooo already

6/25/2009 9:40:00 AM

there was a slice of pizza on my winshield this morning when i went to my car.

i cannot explain this slice of pizza.

6/25/2009 9:42:36 AM

how drunk were you last night? that should explain a lot

6/25/2009 9:46:55 AM

my office might be moving somewhere off blue ridge, I'll miss walking to work

and I found a few blurry pictures of the jackpot bathroom graffiti in my phone that I don't remember taking

6/25/2009 9:52:52 AM

i feel. like shit.

soooo tired. don't want to work.

6/25/2009 9:55:03 AM

i am eager to plan a cancun vacation for next summer

6/25/2009 9:58:55 AM

k i quit, going into serious hermit mode, nobodys gonna see me for at least a week

6/25/2009 9:58:57 AM