I ride the bus with the American Taliban

12/12/2006 2:43:48 PM

For you history/Harrelson Hall guys, what about that fat guy(David I think) from around 2001-2004 who looks like he's about 35 and rides a moped around. I think he might be a history and engineering major. He never shuts up and always brings a laptop to class thats loud as shit. He also eats thoughout the entire class. Mind you these are all history classes, which are in small rooms for only about 15 students. One day he showed up late because his mom's basement, (where he lived) flooded to the point where it was over his knees. He showed up to class wet as hell.

[Edited on December 12, 2006 at 3:01 PM. Reason : d]

12/12/2006 2:59:27 PM

I don't know about him, but I've had classes with this guy named Dallas who claims to work for WRAL. He's really loud and obnoxious and has something to say after every single thing the professor says. He's like 40 or so and said he used to be on-air talent there.

[Edited on December 12, 2006 at 3:06 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2006 3:05:12 PM

^^that motherfucker gets to talkin on the wolfline and will never shut the hell up

he stinks like a motherfucker too


me and my friend used to call him "history guy"

12/12/2006 3:07:11 PM

The David guy sounds like the same guy who has been in a couple of my English classes. One of them was Fantasy Literature and he was constantly correcting the professor on the fine details of LotR.

12/12/2006 3:11:58 PM

Pinkandblack, thats got to be Dallas Woodhouse. He's a big State fan and used to be on one of the local network news teams. (NBC I think) . My buds that know him say he's a complete prick.

12/12/2006 3:24:23 PM

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"The one I see the most of is a young man with the voice that never hit puberty. He talks loudly wherever he goes, and he always has something to say. He's been seen in The Wolves Den talking to The Simpsons. He's been seen at charity poker tournaments arguing about blinds. He's been seen in computer labs asking questions of TAs."

My friends and I call him Quackers. Dude once called campus police on one of my friends for having porn. They didn't do anything, just told my friend and his roommate not to let Quackers see it again. I don't care if you do have A.S., that doesn't mean you can be a douchebag. Also, we were sitting in Clark talking about how we wanted to go play some ultimate frisbee, and he walks by and invites himself along (we told him we'd be in Pullen at 7 and then we didn't show up). I still see him around a lot, especially in Talley. He stops and talks to the people who work at the information desk or Lil Dinos and you can see how they're clearly annoyed.

12/12/2006 4:33:35 PM

Anyone remember the nearly blind redheaded albino kid? The kid's glasses looked like virutal reality.

12/13/2006 1:09:06 AM

IcedAlexV

12/13/2006 1:11:18 AM

^^^^^^^^

That David dude was in my film class this semester. NEVER. SHUTS. UP.

[Edited on December 13, 2006 at 1:13 AM. Reason : ^]

12/13/2006 1:12:52 AM

Anybody remember that old guy that would go up in East Village and get all drunk and hit on young college girls? He had black hair and wore dark-rimmed glasses. One time he hit on some dude's girlfriend in PB's and the dude stuck him a couple times haha

12/13/2006 1:13:15 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Is this same the guy who used to be a waiter at Brother's and few other old places on Hillsborough St?

12/13/2006 1:25:42 AM

I think that David guy is in one of my classes now. He won't shut up and half the time he's completely wrong.

And don't ever speak to him even out of politeness, he'll just bug the shit out of you.

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"The David guy sounds like the same guy who has been in a couple of my English classes. One of them was Fantasy Literature and he was constantly correcting the professor on the fine details of LotR."

Yeah, god. One day he tried to talk to me about the word "wyrm" or some nonsense.

[Edited on December 13, 2006 at 1:30 AM. Reason : .]

12/13/2006 1:28:42 AM

I had about 3 history classes with him. He had such a bad rep, when he would walk in on the first day of the semester the entire class would start cracking up and rolling eyes. (including professors) You are dead on about trying to be nice and talking too him....you willl never make a bigger mistake.

12/13/2006 1:35:02 AM

He said "Hi" and I nearly waited the required number of seconds to ignore him. Instead he sat down and tried to talk to me while I was reading.

12/13/2006 1:52:01 AM

I actually can never bring myself to be a dick to people that are obviously unusual and can't quite help it. I found it far more entertaining to troll pretentious idiots (ironically, like myself) that though they were special for some reason or another.

12/13/2006 1:55:43 AM

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"Quote : "the guy who only wears shoes and short shorts and bowtie.. wtf is up with that?" "

My roommate told me the story on that kid. He used to be really fat until one year he worked a lot to get to the shape he's in now. Boost of confidence -> oddity. He's pretty cool though.

12/13/2006 2:09:12 AM

ha how about the mullet guy from the gym a year or maybe two ago. That mullet freaked me out. At first, I thought it was a joke, but he had it for atleast a year.

12/13/2006 2:47:19 AM

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"There's that boy Michael, looks like he was born 40 years old, wears some thick-ass glasses and has a really grating voice, always sounding like he has a mouth full of spit. Irritating motherfucker, likes to talk back to his professors and can't take criticism. JohnnyTHM and Snewf know exactly who I'm talking about. I think he's an English major."

Frosh posted about that guy near the beginning of the thread. He is similar to David in that he is an annoying know it all. I was frequently filled with joy when Dr. Wall ignored him or told him to shut up. He has a tendency to blather on about unrelated subjects that the professor doesn't care about at all.

12/13/2006 2:53:45 AM

I never really experienced too many people like the above listed folks in my stint at NCSU. This is probably good since I would have unleashed a barrage of insults and condemnations at them. I paid entirely too much money to learn to have some fuckstick, whether weirdo, frat-hole, or bitch, ruin it for me. I have told people to shut the fuck up in classes before with no hesitation. We're adults, some folks just haven't figured out how to behave like one. I don't give a shit if your daddy didn't hug you enough and now you have a complex, not my fucking problem. For 4 hours a day you can at the very least be considerate of other people and their time.

12/13/2006 2:56:10 AM

there was this guy who always told people to shut the fuck up in the middle of class. anyone else know who i'm talking about?

12/13/2006 2:59:29 AM

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"The David guy sounds like the same guy who has been in a couple of my English classes. One of them was Fantasy Literature and he was constantly correcting the professor on the fine details of LotR."

This has got to be the guy who's in my film class. Oh, the stories I have.

The best moment was when he tried to make a "point" by reiterating something from the day's reading (an Ebert column) and he prefaced it with his little disclaiming "I believe," and at the end the prof. just looked at him and said, "Don't you mean Ebert believes?"

[Edited on December 13, 2006 at 3:28 AM. Reason : 4]

12/13/2006 3:21:20 AM

i can't stand the shirtless bowtie guy. also, the dude who has asperger syndrome is just annoying as shit, even though i don't think he can help it.

12/13/2006 5:05:32 AM

bttt

12/13/2006 11:00:54 AM

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"For you history/Harrelson Hall guys, what about that fat guy(David I think) from around 2001-2004 who looks like he's about 35 and rides a moped around"

Does he have odd posture? Like, almost no neck, and he keeps his head waaaaaaaaay forward? There's this insanely creepy fat dude with manboobs that bothered Nerdchick, humandrive and I one night on campus. And yes - if you even make eye contact once with him, he thinks you're his best friend for life

One time, I was riding the varsity bus, at the back, with my foot on the other row of seats. I was reading, so when he greeted me, I ignored him. He grabbed my foot and started shaking it. There was also a time when the bus driver didn't open the back doors, and he threw a hissy fit. After the bus pulled off, he was STILL muttering and having a fit.

12/13/2006 11:49:41 AM

AND HE STINKS

12/13/2006 11:50:47 AM

While I was at state there was this one guy that lived in avent ferry( I worked maintenance) and we had to go fix a problem in his room. When we got in his room, he had his bed frame angled with two cement blocks under them. There was toilet paper every where and he had a bunch of porn tapes lying around ( gay porn). There was also a cucumber in the trash can ( we called him cucumberboy)
This same guy would ride around on his bike and try to hit people. One day I was driving the maintenance truck and he tried to run into me while I was driving. He would also frequently show up in the avent ferry pc lab and yell at his homework. He eventually got kicked off campus for pissing too many people off.


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12/13/2006 12:11:21 PM

haha i wish hed try to hit me

i love when bikers zoom past me, i get madwhen i dont step into their path (i walk erratically cuz im always lookin at stuff WHERE EVER MY HEAD GOES I GO)

12/13/2006 12:13:52 PM

haha yeah that Michael kid was a real tool

he spent the better part of a semester trying to fuck up Postmodern American Fiction from 1945 to Present (or somesuch)

12/13/2006 12:30:03 PM

^^^what kind of moron tries to run into an AUTOMOBILE while they are riding a BICYCLE

12/13/2006 12:31:30 PM

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"also, the dude who has asperger syndrome is just annoying as shit"

There's only one? I thought it was totally popular to self-diagnose as having Asperger's these days.

[Edited on December 13, 2006 at 1:23 PM. Reason : .]

12/13/2006 1:23:22 PM

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"There's that boy Michael, looks like he was born 40 years old, wears some thick-ass glasses and has a really grating voice, always sounding like he has a mouth full of spit. Irritating motherfucker, likes to talk back to his professors and can't take criticism. JohnnyTHM and Snewf know exactly who I'm talking about. I think he's an English major."

If my Michael is the same as this one, I was his lab parter in physics 205. He was always talking about Starcraft when he wasn't making me feel like an idiot, but I was fine feeling like an idiot for a nice lab grade.

12/13/2006 2:10:37 PM

"my Michael"

12/13/2006 2:15:28 PM

okay. there's this one chick who tries her best to dress like a sorority girl [pearls, sperrys, north face jacket, etc.]. she's got a lazy eye, her head is always moving like she's battling to keep it up, and she's always smiling and talking to herself. she makes me feel a little unconfortable when she sits across from me on the bus. i feel bad, but it's weird.

12/13/2006 2:19:50 PM

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"Pinkandblack, thats got to be Dallas Woodhouse. He's a big State fan and used to be on one of the local network news teams. (NBC I think) . My buds that know him say he's a complete prick."

Yep, has to be him.

He was in my Recent US History class w/ Joe Caddell. If you know anything about Caddell, he'll take your shit, until you just say something completely stupid. Then he'll simple correct you and ignore you. This guy used to argue with him about how the terror alert code should be more pronouced. One conversation went like this:

prick: when that terror alet goes up, you gotta know whats going on. you never know whats going on. you wouldnt believe the stuff that goes on in wartime. you should trust our intelligence 100% and listen when they say to!

caddell: i'm former air force intel. i say its an unnecessary pile of shit. emphasizing such an arbitrary system can only cause chaos. you make the call.

prick: are you gonna undermine the efforts of our troops?

caddell: no, but i am going to tell you you're wrong here. shut up.

12/13/2006 2:27:40 PM

The David guy is also a TA in the Daniels Linux computer lab. The one day the server went down and he started to make all sortsa jokes and conversation w/ the whole lab mainly trying to find ways to bash Microsoft and shit. He was annoying everyone cause all our machines were froze up and we just wanted to get back to our work, not talk to his ass. He also annoyed the IT guy who came to fix the problem by trying to add his little "I believe's" to everything the expert guy was doing.

He was also in several of the History electives I took and he'd bug the shit outa everyone in the class...including the teacher by having to add his comments to everything, most of the data he'd throw out came from a quick google he'd do w/ his laptop in class. He used to have to ask people to move so he could run the power cord for his computer across to the outlet too. Would watch anime before class...and also was somethign like the leader of the Triangle anime club. They would meet on wed. nights in the downstairs of Broughton and one night after their meeting finished up he came into the comp lab where we were hard at work and started lookin over all our shoulders askin us about aerospace stuff. Fucking weird.

And he smells.

12/13/2006 2:35:46 PM

so this thread is about irl salisburyboys?

12/13/2006 2:40:59 PM

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"Anyone remember the nearly blind redheaded albino kid? The kid's glasses looked like virutal reality."

went to high school with him

12/13/2006 2:46:14 PM

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"The David guy sounds like the same guy who has been in a couple of my English classes. One of them was Fantasy Literature and he was constantly correcting the professor on the fine details of LotR."

If he walks with a slightly shuffling gait, has dark kinda curly hair (and, sometimes, a mustache), and can't use his right hand as well as his left, then I know this cat--he's got cerebral palsy and ADHD (for which he really really needs medication). He's a nice enough guy, but sometimes you just have to politely ask him to just chill out and hush--which in itself is an art form (trust me, I've perfected it over the years).

And yes, I agree that he has hygiene issues that need addressing.

12/13/2006 4:51:11 PM

are you all going to get weird and start taking pictures of random people again?

12/13/2006 5:42:06 PM

12/19/2006 5:56:19 PM

^WTF

12/19/2006 5:57:42 PM

Had a few ECE classes with the "razor" guy. WTF is up with that beard?! PLEASE SHAVE!

12/19/2006 6:08:51 PM

^^^ He looks like he just escaped from a refugee camp.

12/19/2006 7:12:54 PM

looks like wolfman is still here for another semester

1/10/2007 9:12:06 PM

sometimes i walk through the brickyard just to see if i can have any spottings(i really do it just so if i see someone i know i can talk to them) and i never usually have too many spottings

1/10/2007 9:14:50 PM

just look in the mirror

1/10/2007 9:16:24 PM

shit honkey i talk to myself as much as it is...i lol over my own dumb posts- talking to someone else > talking to urself, imo

1/10/2007 9:18:06 PM

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"just look in the mirror"

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1/10/2007 9:19:05 PM

ok i cant take jnpauls nutridery anymore...thank god for the block user plugin

1/10/2007 9:21:18 PM