melodramatic hateful jerks will be melodramatic hateful jerks.



[Edited on March 19, 2011 at 7:27 PM. Reason : ]

3/19/2011 7:24:10 PM

A little off the subject, but not too far:

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"5. Anal sex. Here's the big story. In 1992, 16 percent of women aged 18-24 said they'd tried anal sex. Now 20 percent of women aged 18-19 say they've done it, and by ages 20-24, the number is 40 percent. In 1992, the highest percentage of women in any age group who admitted to anal sex was 33. In 2002, it was 35. Now it's 46. The last time I looked at the anal sex data, I figured that most women who reported having done it meant they'd tried it just once. I was wrong. If you push these women beyond the "have you ever" question, the numbers stay surprisingly high, and they're getting higher. In 1992, the percentage of women in their 20s and 30s who said they'd had anal sex in the past year was around 10 percent. Now that number has doubled to more than 20 percent, and one-third of these women say they've done it in the last month. Among all women surveyed, the number who reported anal sex in their most recent sexual encounter was 3 percent to 4 percent. That's a lot of butt sex. And remember, this is what women are reporting. If anything, they're probably understating the truth. So what's with all the buggery? Is it brutality? Coercion? A porn-inspired male fantasy at women's expense? Apparently not. Check out the orgasm data. Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. No way, you say. Way. Read the data. Table 5, Pages 357-8. What could explain this? Taboo thrill? Clitoral migration? Some new kind of vegetable oil? Here's my guess. Look carefully at Table 4, Pages 355-6. Only 6 percent of women who had anal sex in their last encounter did so in isolation. Eighty-six percent also had vaginal sex. Seventy-two percent also received oral sex. Thirty-one percent also had partnered masturbation. And the more sex acts a woman engaged in during the encounter, the more likely she was to report orgasm. These other activities are what gave the women their orgasms. The anal sex just came along for the ride. So why did the inclusion of anal sex bump the orgasm figure up to 94 percent? It didn't. The causality runs the other way. Women who were getting what they wanted were more likely to indulge their partners' wishes. It wasn't the anal sex that caused the orgasms. It was the orgasms that caused the anal sex. If anal sex is a trailing indicator of women's sexual satisfaction, then by all means, let's toast the new findings. Here's to you, ladies. Bottoms up."

http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/
http://www.slate.com/id/2270622/

3/19/2011 10:42:47 PM

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"then by all means, let's toast the new findings. Here's to you, ladies. Bottoms up."

LUL

3/19/2011 10:45:06 PM

I don't understand the appeal of rimming...

Also, why is there salad on pg 1?

3/19/2011 11:22:59 PM

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"Also, why is there salad on pg 1?"

This naivety would be cute and refreshing if it didn't also mean you had never heard Chris Rock's standup.

3/19/2011 11:26:00 PM

^^ Somebody plz toss her salad

3/19/2011 11:32:10 PM

This just appeared on reddit.

I'm still confused

3/19/2011 11:49:55 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossing%20salad

3/19/2011 11:57:22 PM

That'll do it... Urban dictionary's definition of just "Salad" gave me nothing relevant.

3/20/2011 8:53:19 AM

Been single too long...love licking a girls asshole.

4/9/2011 4:40:43 AM

nothing like licking a clean asshole

4/9/2011 7:37:00 AM

Assholes are like rice...dirty tastes better.

4/9/2011 8:26:07 AM

i just felt this was an appropriate bump

12/14/2011 2:59:40 PM

why was I not surprised that you bumped this? lol

12/14/2011 3:01:00 PM

prude

12/14/2011 3:01:36 PM

fuck you


shit is nasty, why do you want to fuck it or lick where it comes from?

poop licker

12/14/2011 3:02:47 PM

LOL

12/14/2011 3:03:00 PM

Klatypus admits that she doesn't wash her ass ITT

12/14/2011 3:03:52 PM

WHY WOULD YOU FUCK THAT HOLE UNLESS YOU ARE DRUNK AND MISSED?????


there is a perfectly wonderful and pleasure filled hole right next to it, and it is not lubed with anal juices/ky jelly

buttfucker

12/14/2011 3:05:35 PM

haha

what a horrendous insult

"buttfucker"

12/14/2011 3:07:04 PM

this thread isn't about fucking it

12/14/2011 3:09:28 PM

buttlicker!

12/14/2011 3:09:40 PM

you disgust me

12/14/2011 3:09:53 PM

12/14/2011 3:10:13 PM

aha! I remember this thread.... question, how do you get a guy to do this? I once dated a guy who surprised me by doing it and every guy since hasn't.... how do I give the hint that I am good to go on licking me??

12/14/2011 3:12:39 PM

after a shower, tell him "will you lick my butthole?"

a lotta guys have no qualms about this so long they are getting laid afterwards

12/14/2011 3:13:58 PM

you should always be as blunt as possible with guys. just say "hey, later can you lick my butthole?" and he'll probably be like "sure if you take a shower first"

12/14/2011 3:14:24 PM

^

12/14/2011 3:21:46 PM

just say "lick my ass" and I am willing to bet he will say "ok, as long as you lick mine too"

12/14/2011 3:29:47 PM

I'll volunteer!

12/14/2011 3:39:03 PM

^ wait, please tell me you weren't talking to me

12/14/2011 3:39:34 PM

I wasn't.

But.... now that you mention it...

12/14/2011 3:40:02 PM

for the record, I just got out of the shower

12/14/2011 3:40:56 PM

12/14/2011 3:52:32 PM

lol @ the w on the left cheek

so licking where your partner pisses from is okay though, right? not gross at all

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 3:55 PM. Reason : a]

12/14/2011 3:54:07 PM

Not right now you don't.

12/14/2011 3:57:22 PM

95% of the time if you tell a guy that they can fuck your ass, they'll give it some tongue action.

12/14/2011 3:59:14 PM

hello, thread

12/14/2011 4:53:59 PM

TWW butthole pics coming soon......courtesy of settledown

12/14/2011 4:58:39 PM

ass is spread, just waiting for dje to snap the photo

12/14/2011 5:06:25 PM

had to replace the batteries, give me a minute

12/14/2011 5:07:43 PM

do you think I should start bleaching? I think I should start bleaching

12/14/2011 5:13:40 PM

you even get the D from ole dude yet, minka? also "lick my [insert what you want licked]" is the appropriate way to request and be prepared to reciprocate.

12/14/2011 5:42:24 PM

make it stop, my eyes burn

12/14/2011 5:44:12 PM

if you aren't comfortable with a little assplay between platonic male friends i don't know if we can hang out

12/14/2011 6:14:11 PM

So I'm about to order my first escort in vegas...
Whats the policy there? Do I go down on her...or lick her asshole...


I don't want to be rude or anything.

12/14/2011 6:35:53 PM

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

12/14/2011 6:36:54 PM

they aren't supposed to get pleasure during the event...just seems selfish to me.

12/14/2011 6:37:30 PM

ITT Computerguy gets Hep C

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 6:38 PM. Reason : think of it as a communal toilet. you wouldn't put your tongue on that.]

12/14/2011 6:38:22 PM

12/14/2011 6:38:59 PM