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1/16/2009 10:08:26 PM

oh god

1/16/2009 10:08:50 PM

me too joel, i saw that this painting was out in the art world and i was all like...



[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 10:10 PM. Reason : e]

1/16/2009 10:10:27 PM

that guy needs some chapstick

1/16/2009 10:11:24 PM

i mean, in all fairness, this is no different than a modern rapper making millions glorifying his own stupidity and baseness. in fact, what Kiwi is doing, or attempting to do, is absolutely nowhere near as bad.

1/16/2009 10:17:05 PM

you know me though. and you know how i feel about shit like this. those rappers may be doing questionable things and have questionable values, but they at least work hard and pay dues. i know because i see all the ones who aren't making trying to hand me a goddamned burnt cd everytime i walk through little 5.

1/16/2009 10:19:41 PM

1/16/2009 10:21:15 PM

Like I said...art is basically sold for decorum and most people buying art these days are not connoisseurs. Someone will buy it. Just don't jack the price too high. No more than $100 for the triptych.

1/16/2009 10:22:51 PM

these paintings are indeed like muzak in that they're perfectly acceptable for them to be in dentist's offices

1/16/2009 10:25:27 PM

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"i know because i see all the ones who aren't making trying to hand me a goddamned burnt cd "

One day I was in a generous mood and bought one of those CDs from a kid at Crabtree. And they were actually really good. Too bad they looked like complete slackers

1/16/2009 10:46:26 PM

in atlanta they just go "you like hip hop?" and try to give you one for free. if you've ever been to vegas, it's like those guys who hand out porn brochures

1/16/2009 10:54:59 PM

I think Arab13 wants a copy of the one with the rolling stone mouth and the laserbeam for his b-day. everytime he looks at he starts cracking up all over again.

1/17/2009 12:53:22 AM

its even funnier when you find out thats not the rolling stone lips

shoop da woop

1/17/2009 1:25:05 AM

i'm still fucking cracking up over that shit....

yes better but it needs shoop da woop mouth and laz0r beam for true win.

$20 if you paint the mouth and laz0r on it!

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 3:30 AM. Reason : 5 more if you make the 'sailboat' a 'u-boat']

1/17/2009 3:30:18 AM

i scrolled this entire thread in less than 2 minutes..... Kiwi, painting is not for you honey. NEXT!

1/17/2009 7:50:10 AM

Kiwi is a starving artist yo...

1/17/2009 2:13:48 PM

you must be boreder than i am

1/17/2009 2:15:24 PM

1/17/2009 2:15:25 PM

I think I made that a year ago?

I'm guessing it was last winter, cause it was cold. Whenever Yan kicked Kiwi out on the street.

1/17/2009 2:17:10 PM

A year ago HALLELUJAH

1/17/2009 2:25:01 PM

you should paint a picture of a giant exploding zit



seriously though, how much would you charge to paint me a chili pepper riding a taco?

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : idk why i want it, it would just look cool on my wall]

1/17/2009 2:26:09 PM

supplies + $5

1/17/2009 2:27:16 PM

hmm, i am tempted, but i wont be back in raleighwood for months,


i'm thinkin a mr. hankyish chili pepper, with a cowboy hat, on an upside down taco like a saddle

1/17/2009 2:28:33 PM

I'm not in Raleigh either

1/17/2009 6:13:09 PM

Quote :

"i mean you see, people sellin garbage like that scribble painting for millions of dollars...anyone who dedicates any time or emotion to that shit is a sucker"

uhhh

wat

1/18/2009 2:32:03 AM

Someday

1/18/2009 2:35:32 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA Kiwi is totally Pam

1/18/2009 2:41:31 AM

Only pam is actually cute.



(...sorry, kiwi, couldn't resist the sick burn)

1/18/2009 2:42:32 AM

I'm hawt mayne

1/18/2009 2:44:20 AM

eeek nothing about pam relates to kiwi

1/18/2009 10:36:15 AM

1/28/2009 12:08:46 PM

1/28/2009 12:08:46 PM

Quote :

"I'm hawt mayne"

calling yourself hot: classic sign number 1 of not being hot

1/28/2009 12:10:16 PM

Quote :

"look rocky dennis, get the fuck out of the art community."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1/28/2009 4:22:59 PM

Quote :

"eeek nothing about pam relates to kiwi"

1/28/2009 5:25:00 PM

i, too, thought of this thread when i saw the google logo

1/31/2009 2:07:49 AM

Quote :

"26 items for sale 1 sale"

my old roommate spent a few years on a sub

i promise you if you retitle that one painting, i'll send him a link to it on etsy

2/25/2009 1:21:39 AM

Quote :

"i, too, thought of this thread when i saw the google logo"

When I read that, I thought of the time I thought of this thread when I saw that google logo.

Also, glad to see this thread is still alive.

2/25/2009 1:24:06 AM

Best thread of 09 so far.

10/10 A+++

2/25/2009 8:54:06 AM

Quote :

"i, too, thought of this thread when i saw the google logo"

2/25/2009 9:02:00 AM

Still delivering the lol's.

2/25/2009 10:52:08 AM

i'm serious about the shoop-da-woop lazor-beam vs sub

2/25/2009 11:33:39 AM

^ lol

3/25/2009 9:03:01 AM

Quote :

"i'm serious about the shoop-da-woop lazor-beam vs sub"

i'm still serious - look I'll even give you 25% more than originally offered!





















































$25.00

6/4/2009 11:00:30 AM

bump

7/11/2009 3:47:42 AM

lol

7/11/2009 12:21:39 PM

I wonder if she sold it.

7/11/2009 12:25:27 PM

oh wow, i can't believe i missed this one

i don't think you can rightfully call that art

good god, Kiwi is a master of so many mediums.

tell me Kiwi, what's your current hobby du jour?

7/11/2009 3:01:54 PM

pre set em up

7/11/2009 4:09:40 PM

Quote :

" tell me Kiwi, what's your current hobby du jour?"

lol

7/12/2009 2:07:32 AM