insertion of a cactus into your anus or no boobs

Kate has spoken

7/24/2009 5:53:07 PM

are you high or what

7/24/2009 5:55:25 PM

7/24/2009 5:55:49 PM

hi INSERT NEW TWW GIRLS NAME HERE, would you like to go get ice cream with me?

7/24/2009 5:57:17 PM

i still have a stomach ache from that stupid salad -_-

7/24/2009 5:57:44 PM

when did you come to the united states?
now that you're here, are you going to become a fatty?

7/24/2009 9:40:05 PM

lol i am americaaaaaaan

i just spent a sememster over there

i sure hope not. though someone informed me the other day that I am borderline plus size and it really rained all over my parade

7/24/2009 9:44:12 PM

Oh, my bad

I just saw your blatant sexist, racist, and elitist attitude, and assumed your were foreign

7/24/2009 9:45:47 PM

nah son

i'm just a born hater

7/24/2009 9:46:12 PM

what part of england?

7/24/2009 9:46:17 PM

i was in Hull

aka the west virginia of england

7/24/2009 9:46:54 PM

oh that sucks

my sister is about to move to reading which is just an hour west of london

7/24/2009 9:50:29 PM

tbh I didn't really like london. everyone there was an asshole and they just fucking run into you and shit

i had a lot more fun in hull than I did in london

[Edited on July 24, 2009 at 9:56 PM. Reason : *]

7/24/2009 9:56:14 PM

alright Kate, I feel as if I have successfully integrated you into TWW (though indirectly). I think my job is done...

Bye dear

7/24/2009 9:59:03 PM

can you please post a recent picture of you? preferably one that you didn't take yourself exploiting the "myspace angle".

7/24/2009 9:59:07 PM

did you know you post 116.1 per day?!

7/24/2009 10:02:07 PM

^^^^yeah, reading is nice cause it's still a bit of a small town and it's not too far from the city, so you can just take a train there pretty quick.

[Edited on July 24, 2009 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ^]

7/24/2009 10:02:12 PM

shut up about my post count ok

and i don't see why anyone needs a picture of me

jeff

7/24/2009 10:03:25 PM

could you just PM one to me? preferably not like the one you PMed me last time

7/24/2009 10:04:12 PM

give me one good reason

7/24/2009 10:04:36 PM

I'm cute for an old dude?

7/24/2009 10:07:02 PM

now go tell everyone I'm not a fucking alias JESUS

7/24/2009 10:10:17 PM

Jesus?

7/24/2009 10:17:48 PM

I approve of the picture you sent me. You are a female, and a damn cute one at that.


PS: hook me up with the asian chick in the picture

7/24/2009 10:17:54 PM

she is sort of back in china now. that was me with all my other exchange student friends in like december

i love sarah though she was a fucking legend

7/24/2009 10:19:15 PM

she love you long time?

7/24/2009 10:20:37 PM

not me but a few of the guys haha

7/24/2009 10:21:06 PM

did you ever meet any Brazilian exchange students?

7/24/2009 10:21:30 PM

not that I can remember. most of the people were from Europe. a few americans and even fewer canadians

7/24/2009 10:23:22 PM

sarah wong?

7/24/2009 10:25:11 PM

no

7/24/2009 10:29:30 PM

is sarah her real name?

7/24/2009 10:30:26 PM

no her real name was some crazy chinese shit no one else except asians could pronounce

7/24/2009 10:30:50 PM

I feel as if you and I have become close enough over the past day or so to share experiences, feelings, hopes, desires, and bodily fluids. Will you give me your facebook link, social security number, and bank account info. ?

7/24/2009 10:31:35 PM

and mother's maiden name

7/24/2009 10:32:13 PM

i'll friend you on facebook haha

pm me your link or something

7/24/2009 10:32:17 PM

owb

7/27/2009 2:17:00 PM

wut?

7/27/2009 5:22:49 PM

hot dog, barbq or spaghetti for dinner?

7/27/2009 5:24:40 PM

bbq. most definitely

7/27/2009 5:25:21 PM

good idea, barbq sammiches and fries

7/27/2009 5:40:14 PM

Why do you think you're better than jen?

7/27/2009 5:57:33 PM

I have no idea who this jen is but thanks for trying to cause drama darling

7/27/2009 5:59:42 PM

well y our ask thread is like twice as long as both of hers put togetha

7/27/2009 6:02:18 PM

yes so OBVIOUSLY i must hate her. your logic does not resemble our earth logic.

7/27/2009 6:06:31 PM

i, too, am jealous of jen

lolz

7/27/2009 6:10:31 PM

I never said anything about being jealous of anyone. I don't even know who he's referring to

7/27/2009 6:14:20 PM

how many times per week do you and melanndelyn discuss your mutual hatred for me?

7/27/2009 6:20:43 PM

about 4

7/27/2009 6:38:13 PM

set em up

7/27/2009 6:48:24 PM