I know you are but what am I?

5/22/2012 11:40:34 PM

a lesbian who doesn't like pussy?

5/22/2012 11:42:17 PM

Exactly!

5/22/2012 11:42:54 PM

awe. so you really do lurve me?!

(just not my vagina)

5/22/2012 11:43:30 PM

Yes, ma'am!

5/22/2012 11:43:59 PM

I will have to keep this in mind.

Whenever I need kisses and bewbs, I will try you first.

5/22/2012 11:44:34 PM

Sounds.good

5/22/2012 11:50:06 PM

in that case, if i don't have the opportunity before you wedding day, on your day when folks are supposed to protest your marriage, i will make out with you.

5/22/2012 11:51:37 PM

My family will love that

5/22/2012 11:52:44 PM

all the more reason.

5/22/2012 11:53:54 PM

Im mad at everyone right now as far as weddingbplanning goes, so do whatevee you want

5/22/2012 11:55:05 PM

so i can ride your face down the aisle?

5/22/2012 11:55:44 PM

Whatever floats your boat

5/22/2012 11:57:16 PM

elise floats!

5/22/2012 11:57:47 PM

No way, i sink

5/23/2012 11:05:41 AM

Well I stink.

5/23/2012 11:33:57 AM

hello vagina club members

how are you this humid Wednesday?

5/23/2012 11:59:15 AM

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/stp/3018963362.html

Quote :

" Curvy white woman offering topless cleaning of your homes. I have all my own supplies and am very discreet. "

Girl, are you working again?

5/25/2012 6:55:23 PM

yep!

5/25/2012 10:36:32 PM

Darn you. Now *I* feel sick to my stomach.

O well.

5/26/2012 10:20:53 AM

I'm sorry boo

5/26/2012 1:18:08 PM

that's ok. i took a nap so now i'm over it.

5/26/2012 2:50:50 PM

I bought new shoes. That always helps.

5/26/2012 2:55:56 PM

Haha. I'm not sure if I can get into shoes. That little toe is like twice its normal size.



[Edited on May 26, 2012 at 3:10 PM. Reason : two toe same thing]

5/26/2012 3:08:42 PM

These are sandals, you could get in them.

5/26/2012 3:09:43 PM

I wish that I could put my children into stasis so that I could sleep some more.

5/26/2012 3:12:12 PM

Benedryl

5/26/2012 3:16:46 PM

lol

you're the worst babysitter ever.

5/26/2012 3:24:38 PM

I have never given a kid benedryl, actually. Not even for the right reasons.

5/26/2012 3:25:46 PM

I've given my own kid Benedryl. His pediatrician had me giving him Zyrtec in the mornings and Benedryl at night.

5/26/2012 3:33:36 PM

Horrible




This is the parrot of judgment

5/26/2012 3:35:48 PM

Silas says "What's this bird parrot?"
Oh and "Fanboy Chum Chum Fanboy Chum Chum."

And yup, turrible. Just turrible.

5/26/2012 3:37:47 PM

HI SILAS! ♥

5/26/2012 3:39:01 PM

He says "Huh?"

5/26/2012 3:41:05 PM

5/26/2012 3:44:03 PM

He says, "I watch Chum Chum."

5/26/2012 3:45:32 PM

5/26/2012 3:45:57 PM

5/26/2012 3:50:46 PM

That looks...educational

5/26/2012 3:52:14 PM

It's probably the least educational show on television that isn't completely inappropriate for Silas. But at least I can sorta get into it, I hate Johnny Test.

5/26/2012 4:05:12 PM

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find Amelia an outfit for her first birthday.

Your inspiration is Toddlers and Tiaras. Go!

5/28/2012 8:34:05 PM

Lol, beauty wear, wow wear, or outfit of choice?

5/28/2012 8:58:45 PM

NOT beauty wear.

Wow wear or outfit of choice is appropriate.

I'm thinking pinafore, monogrammed pillowcase dress, over the top bow/headband, tutu, ruffley pants, like baby birthday couture. Something so cutesy and tacky that my family will never look at me the same ever again.

5/28/2012 9:09:44 PM

I love it!

5/28/2012 9:12:56 PM

Everything is pink and/or animal prints. It's driving me bonkers. Oh and cupcakes galore.

5/28/2012 9:15:23 PM

I wll make aa tutu if you pick some colors. When does it need to be made by?

5/28/2012 9:17:32 PM

She turns 1 on June 15th.

5/28/2012 9:18:02 PM

I think i can do that. Seriously, name some colors.

5/28/2012 9:19:50 PM

http://www.thecouturebaby.com/item_2348/Plush-Peacock-Couture-Dress.htm

OMG.

Uhm. . .not pink.

Turquoise, brown, light green, lavender. . .not pink.

5/28/2012 9:23:25 PM

Well, decide by this weekend. If you cant find anything else just pick out an awesome onesie and i will make a tutu to match

5/28/2012 9:29:31 PM