Fourteen Lokos

[Edited on September 4, 2010 at 10:48 AM. Reason : ^what skwink said about the hangovers]

9/4/2010 10:47:59 AM

four loko hangovers are the absolute worst because your HEART HURTS

9/4/2010 12:39:37 PM

Just bought five. The cashier laughed at me.

9/4/2010 3:20:13 PM

five loko

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9/4/2010 10:10:19 PM

While tailgating today, there was some drunk dude walking around with his shirt off. He kept going up and standing around with random people's groups doing some sort of drunk swagger while trying to stand. Dude was trashed. What was he drinking? Fucking Four Loko.

He ended up walking between two trucks to take a piss but was still where everybody could see. Pretty sure it wasn't his truck. We saw the dude like 2 hours later walking beside the recycling truck, following it around.

9/5/2010 2:47:57 AM

FUCK

9/5/2010 3:02:28 AM

Joose is fun as well.

9/5/2010 3:17:09 AM

lol, according to the craftbeer calculator. 225lbs, slowest metabolic rate (for safety) brings me in right at .08 for 1 four loko.


cep't I weigh more than that; so we're good

[Edited on September 5, 2010 at 4:16 AM. Reason : wow - that's around 11-12 oz of jack equivalent. lol]

9/5/2010 4:15:57 AM

After each of us drinking one of the ones I bought yesterday my friends decided they wanted to go out downtown. I'd just gone over in my bathing suit and pool coverup, so I needed to borrow clothes from my friend. And I said fuck it and told the three of them they could dress me and do my hair and makeup any way they waned to and I'd go out that way. I am surprised they dressed me like a sane human being.

9/5/2010 6:59:43 AM

off to college beverage

9/5/2010 7:31:59 PM

my heart is beating funny

9/6/2010 2:32:15 PM

Please drink responsibly.

9/6/2010 2:55:52 PM

where is the fun in that?

9/6/2010 3:56:13 PM

Let's put it this way.


You don't want to be known as DyinProof78.

9/6/2010 4:07:21 PM

your argument is valid

9/6/2010 4:07:54 PM

I'm off to see if my local beverage center has any. I have never tried one before and am suddenly intrigued.

9/6/2010 4:23:33 PM

just drank one for the first time

feeling the caffeine and very little little booze

probably a testament to my raging alcoholism. good thing there's vodka in the freezer

9/6/2010 4:25:41 PM

Neither of my two neighborhood stores had them, they had some other bullshit sugary 6-8% drinks but I wasnt prepared to settle for anything less than a loko.

9/6/2010 4:33:36 PM

http://www.drinkfour.com/#/productlocator/

9/6/2010 4:42:17 PM

vodka tonic just hit me like a ton of bricks

how people drink multiple cans of this shit explains the downfall of American civilization

9/6/2010 5:27:37 PM

smoothcrim is going to be so mad at me

[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : quotes]

9/6/2010 8:32:29 PM

well, you haven't finished one yet

I'm getting ready to drink one before Revolution

9/6/2010 8:34:11 PM

that's true...

i just sorta gave up...

i think it was for the best

9/6/2010 8:34:46 PM

tonight I tried one of these things for the first time

all I'll say is

9/6/2010 11:49:16 PM

Don't be such a boob, begonias.

9/6/2010 11:52:08 PM

( . Y . )

9/6/2010 11:55:27 PM

Yeah, so, that lemonade Four Loko I bought back on August 14 is still in the fridge. Haven't had a good time to imbibe yet.

9/7/2010 12:06:13 AM

Quote :

"smoothcrim is going to be so mad at me "

9/7/2010 8:49:00 AM

i didn't drink the entire thing...

therefore it wasn't really a four loko night...

you still get my first four loko night

9/7/2010 9:02:24 AM

Found some, I should of listened to the majority, they taste like a mix between of cat piss, alcohol, and redbull.

9/10/2010 7:21:48 PM

we call them jolly ranchers in a can but then again we chug them cause they taste like horse piss in a can

9/10/2010 7:23:21 PM

I have 2 more in the fridge.. debating how bad a night I wanna have haha

9/10/2010 7:26:49 PM

Here we goooooooooooooooo....

9/10/2010 8:44:35 PM

i wish this was going to be a loko night.

9/10/2010 8:46:05 PM

I started at 7:00 and Im halfway though my third, I feel like shit. A little drunk, ,mostly like shit. Its like these things are filled with downers and booze, I am not feeling the caffeine at all.

9/10/2010 9:03:27 PM

and away we go again

9/10/2010 11:07:08 PM

Welcome to the club!

9/10/2010 11:07:52 PM

YOU PEOPLE

9/11/2010 12:31:00 AM

doss i thought you learned your lessosn... c'mon

how many you drinking per day/night on the regular now?

i'm stickin to beer... ate least i can controll m y shit

9/11/2010 2:47:47 AM

FUCKING FOUR LOKOS

9/11/2010 3:44:19 AM

HOW DO THEY WORK

9/11/2010 3:44:40 AM

DRUGS

9/11/2010 3:45:18 AM

I learned my lesson... that friday is the only day I should consume these so as to have plenty of recovery time. Hey at least I didnt die again

9/11/2010 10:26:00 AM

four lokos is so last week

it's about the EL JEFE now!

http://www.drinkcore.com/

9/11/2010 10:39:07 AM

oh shit tripple berry

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[Edited on September 11, 2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason : looks like a tough guy drink though]

9/11/2010 10:42:10 AM

Quote :

"we call them jolly ranchers in a can"

more like diabetes in a can

9/11/2010 11:53:46 AM

^^Yeah, click on the grape flavored one though.

It's called El Jefe, and like Four Lokos, it's 12 percent alcohol by volume.

But this big boss is 32 ounces!

Which means they are just 8 ounces away from coming out with what will essentially be a friggin forty of bum wine.

9/11/2010 12:11:16 PM

After the lesson I learnt about Four lokos last night, this Rolling Rock taste like the greatest drink on earth.

9/11/2010 5:48:43 PM

I have had way too many of these recently

this includes tonight

9/11/2010 10:05:22 PM

Quote :

"four lokos is so last week it's about the EL JEFE now!"

I gave up on four loko's mooonths ago


If I see Maxx Fury around, or a Joose then I'll grab one of those

9/11/2010 10:11:51 PM