Then they need to say "eye for an eye for an eye for an eye"

5/2/2011 1:41:57 PM

Sam ruined my kissey faces



[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:43 PM. Reason : e]

5/2/2011 1:42:50 PM

It must be a great feeling to be Obama right now. He just secured his legacy within 2 days.

He played two Ace of Spades.

1. Releasing his birth certificate
2. Death of Osama

If the order were reversed by mere days, the effect would have not been as epic.

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2011 1:44:30 PM

^2 aw how so?

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2011 1:44:44 PM

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2011 1:44:47 PM

sam, wtf are you talking about

5/2/2011 1:45:18 PM

nunya

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:46 PM. Reason : and don't call me by my first name, you don't know me. >_>]

5/2/2011 1:45:50 PM

Your logic is wrong.


If you poke my eye,
I get to poke your eye.

Anything you do after that begins the procedure all over. You have the choice to stop whenever you want.

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:48 PM. Reason : you are logic]

5/2/2011 1:47:09 PM

Quote :

"YOU ARE LOGIC"

5/2/2011 1:48:10 PM

Quote :

"Yeah its not our fault we fucked up the middle east like 900 years ago or some shit"

5/2/2011 1:48:19 PM

What happened 900 years ago in the year 1111?


[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 1:53 PM. Reason : there]

5/2/2011 1:49:02 PM

Quote :

"IN THERE YEAR"

5/2/2011 1:50:33 PM

His timeline is a little off (or he was being sarcastic)

5/2/2011 1:50:51 PM

Did TWW implement a grammar bot?!?!?! It's working really well!

5/2/2011 1:51:33 PM

lol, i debated the second one, but the thought of two back-to-back like that was too good to pass up

5/2/2011 1:53:03 PM

Actually, no, because plenty of people end the original eye for an eye sequence at the beginning with a really hurtful blow to the opponent making them not want to come back for your second eye.

5/2/2011 1:55:41 PM

Oh Sam haha you jumped in when I posted a kissey face and so my arrows were all messed up.

I just deleted my kissey face instead

5/2/2011 1:56:21 PM

there will be a press briefing in 2 minutes, check your favorite news site for a live feed

5/2/2011 1:57:00 PM

5/2/2011 1:57:40 PM

Quote :

"Actually, no, because plenty of people end the original eye for an eye sequence at the beginning with a really hurtful blow to the opponent making them not want to come back for your second eye."

Wat? I don't think you understand what you're saying.

5/2/2011 1:57:55 PM

Here's a stream: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12307698

5/2/2011 2:01:06 PM

Briefing on now, just started

5/2/2011 2:01:24 PM

Interesting, so it was a capture option mission.

THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT

5/2/2011 2:04:27 PM

Boom headshot

5/2/2011 2:07:07 PM

Pakistan was informed after US aircraft were out of Pakistan air space.

5/2/2011 2:12:04 PM

^Should have told them that we were about to launch the mission (after we already concluded it) then monitor all their outgoing phone calls to identify persons of interest.

5/2/2011 2:15:53 PM

Apparently they have a clear leak to bin laden. glad we told no one and just did it.

5/2/2011 2:17:07 PM

he used a woman as a human shield.

5/2/2011 2:19:07 PM

Quote :

"Then they need to say "eye for an eye for an eye for an eye""

maybe we need a :hammurabi: tag?? is just not good enough

5/2/2011 2:19:12 PM

Quote :

"Apparently they have a clear leak to bin laden. glad we told no one and just did it."

yeah, fuck the pakistani government

we do what we want and get shit done

Quote :

"he used a woman as a human shield."

well, he's nothing if not a gentleman

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2011 2:19:18 PM

My feed is choppy as shit

5/2/2011 2:22:12 PM

Quote :

"he used a woman as a human shield."

Pretty much all elites use regular citizens as shields

5/2/2011 2:23:34 PM

Quote :

"he used a woman as a human shield"

So did that last guy to ask a question in the presser. Talked right over that broad.

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:24 PM. Reason : -]

5/2/2011 2:24:32 PM

didn't even think about what kinda intelligence might've been in that compound. if they thought they were safe enough to have osama there, i'd imagine there's quite a bit of useful intelligence lying around the place, if it didn't get destroyed in the fire fight

5/2/2011 2:25:42 PM

^they've said that the ground forces got plenty of intel from the house, insinuated as being computers and hard drives

Its also why they aren't revealing much of how the op went down, since with the intel they got they could get the location of many other leaders and so could launch similar strikes against them as well.

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:27 PM. Reason : lkj]

"How confident are you that the body buried at sea was secure?" What a stupid question.

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:29 PM. Reason : lkj]

Jesus christ enough questions about the burial

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:31 PM. Reason : jkl]

5/2/2011 2:26:54 PM

Quote :

"So did that last guy to ask a question in the presser. Talked right over that broad."

Bahaha. I noticed that too.

Lol at the young female reporter trying to romanticize it like Osama's wife threw herself in front of the bullets


[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:41 PM. Reason : oh jeez I'm doing it too now, I didn't even notice]

5/2/2011 2:32:14 PM

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:39 PM. Reason : lol suspenders dbl post]

5/2/2011 2:38:15 PM

haha damn, used his own wife as a human shield

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:39 PM. Reason : i think I'm a few minutes behind ]

5/2/2011 2:38:48 PM

^^^ *Osama

"we're still getting reports of exactly what happened"

i thought they had helmet cams, etc

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2011 2:40:53 PM

That chick is fine as hell though, i said cot damn

RAWR RAWR RAWR 99.9% ISNT 100% NYAA

press conference goons always piss me off

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:43 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2011 2:41:00 PM

Quote :

"Lol at the young female reporter trying to romanticize it like Osama's wife threw herself in front of the bullets"

that's what I read that some islamic news outlets are reporting...

5/2/2011 2:44:34 PM

Islamic news agencies romanticizing Osama's demise? Surely you can't be serious.

5/2/2011 2:45:57 PM

lol holy shit, China is making up its own story and says Pakistani forces killed bin Laden.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2011-05/02/c_13854920.htm

Quote :

"At about 1:20 a.m. local time a Pakistani helicopter was shot down by unknown people in the Sikandarabad area of Abbotabad. The Pakistani forces launched a search operation in the nearby area and encountered with a group of unknown armed people. A fire exchange followed between the two sides. When the fire exchange ended, the Pakistani forces arrested some Arab women and kids as well some other armed people who later confessed to the Pakistani forces they were with Osama Bin laden when the fire was exchanged and Bin Laden was killed in the firing. Local media reported that after the dead body of Bin Laden was recovered, two U.S. helicopter flew to the site and carried away the dead body of Bin Laden."

Fuck China.

This spokesperson sucks. Get the NC State alumnus back, he at least had some balls from what I remember

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:50 PM. Reason : lkj]

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 2:50 PM. Reason : adfs]

5/2/2011 2:48:13 PM

"you could say that"

5/2/2011 2:49:49 PM

On a related note, http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/ is getting some hilarious Bin Laden submissions, I hope she posts some more lol

5/2/2011 3:06:59 PM

LOL SO FUNNY - its like you people are sad Osama was shot.

5/2/2011 3:12:42 PM

they are. but they're glad they can take credit for the teams put in place by bush.

for them its like watching your mother in law drive off a cliff in your bmw

5/2/2011 3:17:53 PM

china is probably saying.

Stupid Americans are making up a story saying they killed Bin Laden.

5/2/2011 3:35:26 PM

WVU had a "party"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovydbzbwKrg

how did YOU celebrate?

(make sure to watch the whole thing)

5/2/2011 3:44:33 PM

http://www.nationaljournal.com/whitehouse/the-secret-team-that-killed-bin-laden-20110502

5/2/2011 3:55:40 PM