is that better or worse than holes in your jeans?

1/14/2009 8:26:41 AM

woohoo. survived my adventure yesterday. almost got killed twice though and came about 2 feet from plowing bambi on the way back last night. Did I mention that I hate Greensboro?

1/14/2009 8:27:55 AM

right now it's better because i have on a pullover so they are covered


but it i want to take the pullover off then i just have on a holy sweater

1/14/2009 8:28:35 AM

haha. the "administrative assistant to the president" here got her sweater caught on the door and it ripped a hole. she was in her office sewing it when I went by there.

1/14/2009 8:30:06 AM

i'm not sure the folks here would approve of me mending it at my desk

1/14/2009 8:34:57 AM

holy fucking shit it's cold

18 and windy as balls

i dont like where this is going, it's onlys upposed to get colder this week

1/14/2009 9:07:49 AM

cold as fuck in charlotte too and only pose to get colder

I need Dennis Quaid to come save the day

1/14/2009 9:11:25 AM

I loooove the cold.

I also love when we have an audit for a client. Everyone is running around all stressed out. I'm sitting here like WHATEVA.

I still have lots o stress in my neck and shoulders though I got a massage offer last night but I had already taken sleeping pills

1/14/2009 9:17:30 AM

haha. I have a friend that is working in Waterloo, Iowa. It was -3 last night. http://www.weather.com/weather/local/USIA0894?lswe=waterloo,%20ia&from=searchbox_localwx

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 9:20 AM. Reason : ]

1/14/2009 9:18:29 AM

the high where i live friday is 15

fucking 15

and i dont even really live that far north or above sea level

1/14/2009 9:19:41 AM

Dude you're north of here so shut up.

1/14/2009 9:25:09 AM

^

1/14/2009 9:30:56 AM

i'm still below the mason dixon line

oddly enough

I've heard people try to use that arguement here that they're actually living in the south



[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 9:37 AM. Reason : lolLOL=707]

1/14/2009 9:36:54 AM

it's because they say water like me

1/14/2009 9:54:49 AM

actually that's a weird south philly thing

with packets here and there in de

goodl ord i just pulled one of those boogs with a tailt hat goes up into your brain and makes you do a pee shiver

1/14/2009 9:56:57 AM

i keep getting the ones on the outer rim of my nostrils that feel like you're removing a skin graft once you can finally pick them

1/14/2009 9:59:53 AM

If I leave my jacket on, I get hot. If I take it off, I get cold. Problems, I haz them.

1/14/2009 10:35:09 AM

Get a lighter jacket?

1/14/2009 10:36:49 AM

That would make too much sense.

1/14/2009 10:38:59 AM

but then I'll get cold when I go outside. and screw layering. and fuck. now I got a papercut.

1/14/2009 10:39:35 AM

Layering is key, duh!

That's why I wear cardigans all the damn time.

1/14/2009 10:40:26 AM

oh damn....we just got a 20% discount on the our new insurance plan at work


that means we can get the better plan for about $30/month more than the mid grade plan which was already several hundred dollars cheaper than the shitty plan we have with our current company

1/14/2009 11:38:44 AM

that just confused the hell outta me

I can't wake up!!!!!!

1/14/2009 11:39:49 AM

sweet $30 for doing a survery

not bad

1/14/2009 11:40:32 AM

haha....ok...here it is without being in run on sentence form


- we currently have shitty plan A with shitty company A
- we are switching to company B
- with company B, plan B is tons better (and cheaper) than plan A with company A
- company B is offering us a 20% discount on our new plan (regardless of which plan we get)
- this means we can now get plan C (an even better plan) with company B for about $30/month more than plan B was originally going to cost

1/14/2009 11:45:08 AM

I say go with Plan D. That's the "show your tits" plan.

1/14/2009 11:46:03 AM

lolwut

1/14/2009 11:46:13 AM

^^i don't think deductible on that one will help me out much

1/14/2009 11:46:46 AM

Quote :

"plan B"

hehe

1/14/2009 11:46:59 AM

that shit will make you sick

1/14/2009 11:47:35 AM

now I'm singing my ABCs

wtf man

I need a massage bad.

1/14/2009 11:48:04 AM

Sooo I was just eating a sammich from Bear Rock and I dropped some mayo on my skirt.

It looks like skeet residue now. I wish it were the case

1/14/2009 1:54:55 PM

1/14/2009 1:57:04 PM

(minus pinkie)

1/14/2009 1:58:09 PM

i just started feeling not too peachy

1/14/2009 2:09:45 PM

ya probably ate too fast.

1/14/2009 2:11:30 PM

1/14/2009 2:31:47 PM

it's not my tummy


it's just me in general....


i just had a sneezing fit and breathing is hard right now

1/14/2009 2:52:12 PM

it's called old balls disease

1/14/2009 2:53:36 PM

MY LORD the pain in my neck and shoulders is ridiculous!!! My damn back even hurts.

1/14/2009 2:53:38 PM

my neck, my back ...

we see where you're going and are going to have to ask you to stop

1/14/2009 2:54:16 PM

you old granny

1/14/2009 2:54:16 PM

well at least i don't have rotten balls disease

1/14/2009 2:54:25 PM

FIRST YOU GOTTA PUT YO NECK INTO IT

UH

DON'T STOP JUST DO IT DO IT

1/14/2009 2:54:53 PM

they smell of bread and one fell off last week

1/14/2009 2:54:58 PM

i don't doubt it

1/14/2009 2:55:33 PM

damn son. gotta watch where you put it.

1/14/2009 2:55:44 PM

My bress are pretty epic today.

1/14/2009 2:55:58 PM

my balls are sour

seriously like Warheads

1/14/2009 2:56:06 PM

bress are only epic if there are pictures

1/14/2009 2:57:18 PM