Quote :

"I'm scheduling a gynecologist appoint to talk about what I should to be doing to get ready to have kids "

So neato!! BABIES!!

10/18/2010 1:34:17 PM

Step 1 - Sex.

10/18/2010 1:42:03 PM

Quote :

"The5thsoth and th3oretecht have been intriguing me lately. "

who dat?

10/18/2010 2:18:36 PM

I would like to get a confession plz

10/18/2010 2:22:14 PM

o.O

10/18/2010 2:29:24 PM

Quote :

"I was watching a porn clip with a fat chick (it looked interesting) and as I was doing so I realized that I am much more unattractive then I believed myself to be. The chick in this video is undeniably fat and nude I look very similar to the girl in the cli"

10/19/2010 7:03:02 AM

Quote :

"add me to the list that thinks Samwise16 is the prettiest girl on TWW"

10/19/2010 1:03:45 PM

Step 1 - Sex. Make the poon presentable for sex.
Step 2 - Sex.
Step 3 - Don't let him pull out by putting him in a leg vice when he reaches.
Step 4 - Stay away from wire hangers and stairs.

10/19/2010 1:19:20 PM

Quote :

"So another confession involving a small girl: About six months ago I was talking with a girl who I was quite in to cause she was small. We fooled around but I never fucked her. She was pretty sure I wasn't going to fit but I damn sure wanted to try. She moved 12 hours away though and I kinda gave up the thought. Lately though we've been doing a lot of sexting and she even finished me off on the phone last night. We are now planning a trip to meet halfway very soon. I've been working out a lot lately too and have gotten much stronger. The thought of just completely manhandling her (which she's completely into) and throwing her around is quite the turn on."

10/19/2010 3:49:03 PM

nm eggyeyes wants to ruin my fun

10/19/2010 3:55:33 PM

Small =/= young

10/19/2010 3:56:33 PM

^ she is a wicked cute smaller girl and she is legal.

10/19/2010 4:00:47 PM

^^

10/19/2010 4:03:53 PM

I'm due

10/19/2010 5:14:18 PM

Step 1 - Sex. Make the poon presentable for sex.
Step 2 - Sex.
Step 3 - Don't let him pull out by putting him in a leg vice when he reaches.
Step 4 - Stay away from wire hangers and stairs.

Some wolfwebber mentioned this happened to him with some mexican chick. If I recall correctly, she leg-locked him and essentially forced him to impregnate her (dur hur don't have sex with it argument) and in doing so made herself an anchor baby plus a good source of income in him.

10/19/2010 5:41:07 PM

damn. hopefully he got that 190% paternity test just to be sure it was him. sounds like a psycho bitch.

in addition, will take confessions.

10/19/2010 5:46:28 PM

30K incoming... just a reminder

10/19/2010 5:50:32 PM

Quote :

"When I had sex last week one of my balls went up inside me. It was uncomfortable and hurt and freaked me out and I had to stop and pull it back out and it ruined it for me. I've been too scared to masturbate or have sex again...but my partner will want it soon. Guess I'll find out if it was a one-time thing or what..."

10/19/2010 7:53:03 PM

^^^^ I shouldn't have laughed. but I so did.

[Edited on October 19, 2010 at 7:57 PM. Reason : oh and i'll take confessions ]

10/19/2010 7:57:20 PM

5^
ummmm condoms??

10/19/2010 8:36:09 PM

I'll take a confession!

10/19/2010 8:43:07 PM

GIVE ME SOME

10/19/2010 9:06:36 PM

Quote :

"I can't stop thinking about having sex with my best guy friend... and I'm a married woman. "

slippery slope!

kadwackle, quit sounding so desperate..sheesh!

[Edited on October 19, 2010 at 9:17 PM. Reason : f]

10/19/2010 9:14:09 PM

Quote :

"My college boyfriend (who I haven't talked to in months) called me out of the blue yesterday and asked me to move to Peru with him. It's absolutely ridiculous and I told him so. But today I'm thinking I should do it. Perhaps I'm getting desperate. "

you can finally try some guinea pig if you go!

10/19/2010 9:38:16 PM

Quote :

"I'm kinda "wtf mate" at some of the confessions that have mentioned me. I think I have ugly duckling syndrome. "

10/19/2010 10:01:48 PM

I'd take a confession or two.

10/19/2010 10:07:11 PM

Quote :

"The only reason why I initially joined this site was for free drugs and alcohol. It worked amazingly well! That's a bad thing, in hindsight. "

10/19/2010 10:20:14 PM

taking confessions.

10/19/2010 10:22:08 PM

<-- also now accepting confessions

10/19/2010 10:32:58 PM

Quote :

"i've been talking to a girl who wants to get me drunk...so i'm thinking that this could be a good weekend to quote jimmy buffett and say, "why don't we get drunk and screw." and considering how she's not a gambler, i think that some strip poker could also be a fun way to start! "

10/19/2010 10:38:19 PM

Quote :

"I hate everything about myself. Most days, I feel trapped in a body I hate with a brain and a face and a personality that I hate as well. This can't be normal. "

i think a lot of people feel this way at some point, but if it continues for a long time maybe talking to someone would help. plain old exercise can help a lot too if you don't want to talk. *hug*

10/19/2010 10:39:17 PM

I'll take confessions

10/19/2010 10:40:29 PM

Quote :

"I hate when I send out a confession and it doesn't get posted right away. I am always worried about what that person is doing with my confession. I know this isn't much of a confession, but I don't want to post this right now because if my confession does get posted soon I don't want people to guess it's me. "

10/19/2010 10:42:22 PM

I'm accepting confessions.

10/19/2010 10:45:53 PM

Alias.

10/19/2010 10:46:55 PM

Quote :

"I think j_sun is one of the most awesome guys I've ever met. He's smart, fun to be around, super creative AND he's just smokin hot sexy. and he's just not that into me. mostly because we have next to nothing in common. not much either of us can do about that, but I'm still a little bummed all the same."

10/19/2010 10:52:04 PM

Quote :

"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE snickers ice cream bars. I've been indulging a little freely lately "

word

10/19/2010 10:56:45 PM

^^ i bet he is a cool guy to hang out with. He is good looking.

10/19/2010 11:00:50 PM

Quote :

"I have a friend who died from complications due to anorexia a year after graduating from high school. When we went on a spring break trip with her during our senior year, her mom sent all this food & told us to make sure she ate. We didn't take her mom very seriously, ate the food (more for us! ), and were amazed that all she ate was lettuce when we went out to eat. None of us ever thought she could possibly be anorexic. At that point, she wasn't abnormally skinny. I feel guilty sometimes though, like I should have done something. Paid more attention. Tried to get her to talk about it. Tried to talk to her mom about it. I don't know what my other friend thinks about it now; she moved to Chicago and I haven't talked to her in forever. Neither one of us kept in contact with her after graduation (I didn't keep in contact with anybody from high school). I feel horrible."

10/19/2010 11:01:00 PM

Quote :

"I gained 5 lbs this month and it's really been making me feel depressed and adding a lot to the overwhelming amount of stress I'm already experiencing. "

10/19/2010 11:13:51 PM

Quote :

"I don't like kissing because I can't breathe out of my nose half the time. I don't want to mouth breathe in someone else's mouth while we make out. "

10/19/2010 11:23:32 PM

i know a guy that wont kiss anyone because he is afraid of tongues. true story.

10/19/2010 11:24:55 PM

How the fuck can someone be afraid of tongues? QTF.

10/19/2010 11:26:46 PM

the human mouth is a dank, dirty, disgusting place

10/19/2010 11:28:33 PM

his story was some girl in high school shoved her tongue down his throat and he simply refuses to kiss anyone ever now

he is kind of special

10/19/2010 11:29:01 PM

Guess he'll never know the joys of getting his salad tossed.

10/19/2010 11:31:06 PM

i do not even want to think about you getting your ass tongue fucked even a little bit

10/19/2010 11:32:41 PM

we've been doing a lot of sexting and she even finished me off on the phone last night


What in the hell does that even mean?

10/19/2010 11:37:17 PM

Quote :

"This is totally gross and I'm sorry for confessing this to you but I really do need to tell someone before my brain explodes. Homeboy that I've been hooking up with since high school asked me one night if I'd venture near his ass next time we're together. I think it's really gross but he's been asking me for a while and I know that I am the only one he feels comfortable enough with to ask. So I'm thinking of going there. I told him I would break his ass cherry for him. I'm just going to have to be drunk to do it without chickening out"

High five!!!!

10/19/2010 11:39:53 PM

Sounds like some pegging in the works.

10/19/2010 11:40:49 PM