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10/19/2010 11:43:32 PM

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"I think it's really gross but he's been asking me for a while and I know that I am the only one he feels comfortable enough with to ask. So I'm thinking of going there. I told him I would break his ass cherry for him. I'm just going to have to be drunk to do it without chickening out"

I am so fucking jealous of you.

10/19/2010 11:45:10 PM

10/19/2010 11:45:54 PM

Quote :

"I have an old high school friend who I've always kept in the back of my mind as far as a love interest. I always find myself fantasizing about what it'd be like if we dated every time we talk. A kind of "the one who got away" scenario. "

10/19/2010 11:46:17 PM

^I know that feeling all too well.

10/19/2010 11:46:57 PM

Quote :

"I'm a little sad that I don't get talked about nearly as much as I used to on here. Anytime I vanity search I don't find things as interesting anymore. "

10/19/2010 11:52:40 PM

confessions i will take

10/19/2010 11:57:08 PM

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"Last Thursday night I hooked up with a guy I didn't know. We didn't use a condom. He was married. I feel like an adulterous whore now. "

10/20/2010 7:28:14 AM

Probably because those words adequately describe you.

10/20/2010 9:12:32 AM

yep - enjoy herpes

10/20/2010 9:38:49 AM

from a confession on page 140:

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""I have a friend who died from complications due to anorexia a year after graduating from high school. When we went on a spring break trip with her during our senior year, her mom sent all this food & told us to make sure she ate. We didn't take her mom very seriously, ate the food (more for us! ), and were amazed that all she ate was lettuce when we went out to eat. None of us ever thought she could possibly be anorexic. At that point, she wasn't abnormally skinny. I feel guilty sometimes though, like I should have done something. Paid more attention. Tried to get her to talk about it. Tried to talk to her mom about it. I don't know what my other friend thinks about it now; she moved to Chicago and I haven't talked to her in forever. Neither one of us kept in contact with her after graduation (I didn't keep in contact with anybody from high school). I feel horrible.""

that really sucks to hear that but i think it's kind of shitty that the girl's mom was asking for you and your friend to have so much responsibility on her daughter. i don't know the whole story but did the mom ever get the girl into some sort of treatment or was she being treated at all? for the mom to have you guys kind of "watch" the girl is sad. and it's really sad that the girl couldn't get the proper help before this horrible disease took her life. i'm sorry friend.

10/20/2010 9:42:49 AM

^It was Spring Break in high school. I'm thinking either (a) it was just beginning and either the mom didn't know how serious it was or it hadn't gotten that bad at that point and/or (b) it's high school spring break...she knows if she prevents her daughter from going it will have the opposite effect and make it even worse. She can't go with her on the Spring Break...so she does the best she can and asks her daughter's friends to look after her. At that point, what else are you going to do??

I would think (or at least hope) that she got more help and support from her family after that point. But there's not much you can do in that one situation other than keep your daughter from going on Spring Break.

10/20/2010 9:48:15 AM

Quote :

"I think it's really gross but he's been asking me for a while and I know that I am the only one he feels comfortable enough with to ask. So I'm thinking of going there. I told him I would break his ass cherry for him. I'm just going to have to be drunk to do it without chickening out"

Oh yeah...so is she going to let him stick it in her butt...or is she going to strap one on and stick it in his pooper....

10/20/2010 9:49:22 AM

Quote :

"^It was Spring Break in high school. I'm thinking either (a) it was just beginning and either the mom didn't know how serious it was or it hadn't gotten that bad at that point and/or (b) it's high school spring break...she knows if she prevents her daughter from going it will have the opposite effect and make it even worse. She can't go with her on the Spring Break...so she does the best she can and asks her daughter's friends to look after her. At that point, what else are you going to do?? I would think (or at least hope) that she got more help and support from her family after that point. But there's not much you can do in that one situation other than keep your daughter from going on Spring Break."

i 100% agree.

i had a sorority sister in college who had an eating disorder. friends tried to talk to her family asking them to please get her help but the family felt like there were little they could do but just ask us to watch her. it puts a lot of responsibility on someone and just like this person who posted the confession, a feeling of guilt that you couldn't help your friend is horrible.

when you're dealing with a 17 year old girl who wants to go on spring break, stopping her from going (like you mentioned) would have a negative affect. and i agree, i really hope the mother tried to help the daughter get treatment afterwards.

10/20/2010 10:06:55 AM

send me your confessions

10/20/2010 10:15:47 AM

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"I hooked up with a good friend of mine years ago, and although she's really happy with her boyfriend and I'm happy with my girlfriend, the sexual tension between us is absolutely insane "

Oh man!

10/20/2010 10:36:28 PM

I'll take one

10/20/2010 10:55:08 PM

If you give me a confession. I will find a youtube video that is somehow related to it.

10/20/2010 11:22:21 PM

If you give me a confession. I will find a idiotic meme picture that is somehow related to it.

10/20/2010 11:24:43 PM

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"I'm talking with a girl online who just put worms up her pussy because I told her to Whether she is just talking or really doing it, who knows."

OMG!
a mixture of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M&ob=av3e

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnlBosvhN1I

10/21/2010 8:00:03 AM

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"I once sent a blank word document to a professor in place of an assignment (that was counted as our final exam) in hopes of getting an email back saying he couldn't open it, buying me a few more hours to work on paper. Two days later I got an email from the professor commending me on my awesome paper. I got an A for sending in a blank document."

And the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbPnqyvItk
p.s. i am going to watch this movie

10/21/2010 8:01:38 AM

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"One of the things that's really important to me is gratitude, and appreciation for what one has; I like doing what most or my peers consider "going without". I've been so worse off before that I've never had a problem taking things for granted. I just realized I've started taking a couple things for granted. Within the past 24 hours, I've had a couple reminders. I've been helped out by someone who spends more in a time period on their dog's food than they are able to for themself. I take 1) money for the food I want 2) a bed 3) a well-functioning car for granted. I'm actually really proud and glad this person considers me a friend and (their words) "another version of myself". I wish I were half as awesome as they are. I'm glad I have such meaningful routes for repayment and showing gratitude. I do not have to worry about paying for gas for my car, through a combination of factors. I had managed to forget/not realize how the cost of gas plays into lifestyle decisions. It's this one that REALLY horrifies me. How the fuck have I managed to take GASOLINE for granted???? "

10/22/2010 6:21:20 PM

confessions??

10/22/2010 10:22:03 PM

I confess.. I'm pretty awesome

10/22/2010 10:24:02 PM

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"This recent development with RachelMarie/mdbncsu has me rolling. Guess he finally gave up on his other tdub love. "

10/22/2010 10:42:34 PM

^wait, what?

10/22/2010 11:04:22 PM

apparently they are dating

10/22/2010 11:11:59 PM

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"I'm finding out that I'm a bit of an exhibitionist "

[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 8:18 PM. Reason : You'd be fun to meet in a grocery store ]

10/23/2010 8:16:37 PM

I'm available for confessions.

10/23/2010 8:18:34 PM

Please send me a confession tonight.

10/23/2010 11:38:39 PM

Woops had this one sitting for the weekend. Sent on Friday.

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"Last night I went out with some colleagues from work who were in town and we ended up going to a bar after going to the fair. One of my co-workers played wingman without my knowing, talking me up to a pretty hot girl (out of my league really). After some convincing I went over and talked with her and we hit it off pretty fast and well sharing a bunch in common and talked for quite awhile considering I left a group of about 10 friends (I'm the only one from the area so they wouldn't know where to go afterward). However at the end of the night, I kind of just walked away from her at the end of the night when we had to head home instead of attempting to pursue anything (even phone number). Why I did this I don't know, I mean, we were pretty into each other (so it seemed to me and my colleagues), but I at the time was not interested in pursuing something. Part of me wonders if this is because a friend was trying to set me up without any of my input (and had never wing manned for me before) and I took that as a shot or I'm just an idiot. I'm going with just an idiot for now. After we left the bar, I was given a bunch of shit from my colleagues about not closing the deal in any form, and that was quite deserving the more I think about it. This morning I woke up hating myself as I really wish I would've gotten her number if nothing else. Now I'll probably never see her again and that sucks when I think about how much we shared in common. I know there are other fish in the sea, but when you've had several failed relationships in the past 3 years that have all had various levels of sucking in addition to traveling about 80% of the time, you try to not get your hopes up anymore. But last night they were for the duration of our conversation, before I froze for some unknown reason, but I guess live and learn. "

10/24/2010 1:49:34 PM

taking

10/24/2010 11:13:44 PM

...cock.

10/24/2010 11:22:23 PM

Just wanted to say that SpongeBob pic made me lol.

^bizzurn

10/24/2010 11:27:57 PM

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"I felt like an asshole before I even got confirmation of the stereotype. I was heading out to my car, and I see a chick in a big SUV trying to parallel park. I snickered. Then I noticed she was asian. I offered to help her...since it would have been my car she'd hit."

10/24/2010 11:45:04 PM

i want some

10/24/2010 11:54:15 PM

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"I just had a dream that: I ran an ironman with Skwinkle, Fareako, and Joie Obama was NCSU's chancellor, and part of the administrative end of this triathlon. Sugarush4u was lying and saying that people were skipping some parts of the running route. Instead of a swim, you hit a baseball your furthest. With a metal dildo, instead of a baseball bat. This all took place on NCSU campus...that was in alaska. "

10/25/2010 10:06:03 AM

I hate swimming and I really want to visit Alaska. Sign me up!

10/25/2010 10:11:58 AM

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" I had a dream last night I was pregnant and now I am thoroughly freaked out. It's highly highly unlikely I am seeing as I've been on birth control for years and years at this point and didn't miss a pill or anything, but still... I just have this bad bad feeling about it. I'll be buying a test later today just to make sure. Here's to hoping I'm just getting fat "

update:

Quote :

"I really need to stop watching those shows. I'm totally overly paranoid. no baby "

10/25/2010 10:21:39 PM

I will take a confession

10/25/2010 10:48:29 PM

i will take the confession you were going to send to sawahash

10/25/2010 10:52:17 PM

Quote :

"I had to betray her trust to let her go and move on. She will never understand that."

10/25/2010 10:52:59 PM

I want a confession. my day has be shite... make it better with something interesting.

10/25/2010 10:54:00 PM

^You have no clue how bad of a day I've had. I had to post an ad to sell my banjo today.

10/25/2010 10:56:49 PM

confessions please??

10/25/2010 11:00:59 PM

we having a bad day battle?

10/25/2010 11:07:44 PM

Nothing can beat the fact that I have to sell my banjo. My bad day wins them all!

10/25/2010 11:08:29 PM

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"So me and my gf are on a break... But I have recently started hanging out with this other girl quite a bit. I feel kindof guilty, but I shouldn't... right? "

break == break up imho

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason : d]

10/25/2010 11:11:33 PM

I fucking hate it when people say "we're on a break"

It's just the stepping stone to breaking up -- and I think people who say they want to go on a break instead of just ending things need to man up and get it over with

/rant

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 11:12 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 11:12:30 PM

i've seen people who have gone on breaks and then got back together and worked things out. sometimes it depends on the dynamics of the relationship.

10/25/2010 11:14:01 PM