wonder what it means when you randomly cough and it taste like blood?

6/18/2010 11:05:37 AM

DON'T COME NEAR ME YOU VAMPIRE!

6/18/2010 11:06:45 AM

you been coughin too much and your throat is sore and fucked up

6/18/2010 11:09:28 AM

^

6/18/2010 11:09:45 AM

I've coughed once today and my throat is fine thank you

6/18/2010 11:10:27 AM

it sure is

6/18/2010 11:17:21 AM

6/18/2010 11:18:49 AM

This is a development with with I am NOT pleased or okay!

6/18/2010 11:37:47 AM

I probably should not have taken those shots last night

6/18/2010 11:38:18 AM

I'm guessing my tummy did not like the food from The Diner at midnight. ugh

6/18/2010 11:39:17 AM

tied up

6/18/2010 11:39:39 AM

8 years and we fell right back into step. Awessssssssssssome.

6/18/2010 11:40:19 AM

why do I keep getting a crick in just one side of my neck?

I assure you, I am otherwise a well-balanced person

6/18/2010 11:47:27 AM

I need a job. Badly. SOOO BOORRREEDD

6/18/2010 11:54:09 AM

I should cook breakfast.

6/18/2010 11:59:12 AM

what bull shit!

Man that fucking sucks.

There was no fucking foul!

6/18/2010 11:59:22 AM

ugh why cant it be four already

6/18/2010 12:00:18 PM

I think facebook and twitter are getting overloaded right now.

6/18/2010 12:01:55 PM

pussy

6/18/2010 12:04:39 PM

great

i'm gonna go out to my car one day and find chipmunks living in or around it, or else run over one of those furry bastards.

6/18/2010 12:10:22 PM

Gah I can't get over that. A disallowed goal when all the fouls that I saw was on Slovania...wtf

6/18/2010 12:13:17 PM

why is there a 1999 Porsche 911 for sale in Columbia for only $19,990...?

Do want............

6/18/2010 12:38:18 PM

Waiting for the right time to drive the point home.

6/18/2010 12:43:28 PM

early morning drinking leads to afternoon drinking which leads to an inevitably poor performance in my tournament tonight... oh well- at least I'll be having fun!

6/18/2010 12:50:37 PM

i am full of tomato juice, Busch Light and egg tortilla

6/18/2010 12:56:36 PM

i'm going back for more in about 30-45 minutes

6/18/2010 12:57:17 PM

A pack of ramen has 400 calories!!! Holy shit!

6/18/2010 12:58:14 PM

Quote :

"A pack of ramen has 400 calories!!! Holy shit!"

AND 1580MG OF SODIUM!!! HOLY SHIT!

6/18/2010 1:03:51 PM

dog just headbutted the shit out of my eye, ow

6/18/2010 1:08:07 PM

but srsly
who the fuck washes that shit down a fucking sink drain?
I'm so glad I'm not living in a house with these chicks.

6/18/2010 1:19:06 PM

hmmm what to eat for lunch

6/18/2010 1:28:21 PM

i guess negative attention is better than no attention

*shrug*

6/18/2010 1:30:18 PM

blowjobs

6/18/2010 1:35:59 PM

I have missed cooking, or any semblance thereof
I'm so glad he has a kitchen, and will not object to me getting barefoot in it.

6/18/2010 1:43:39 PM

i've been watching the spanish channel soccer stuff for like....well way too long (several hours)

the spanish channel is insane. even the soccer coverage.

6/18/2010 1:50:57 PM

things to do today:

workout
shower
clean kitchen
clean living room
laundry
grocery
clean bathroom
lay out
look for jobs - applied for 2.... that's decent i suppose
pay bills

hmm funny feeling not everything is going to get done today.....

6/18/2010 1:56:38 PM

omg this is tasty
and it's almost like home. It's a taste of home, to be sure.

6/18/2010 1:57:16 PM

I have a big bumb outchie on my forehead where I whacked into a shelf last night

it hurts!

6/18/2010 1:58:54 PM

13 days till I'm up on Long Island for the 4th

6/18/2010 2:00:34 PM

3200 sqft of awesomeness


What is the opposite of FML?

6/18/2010 2:01:01 PM

I so enjoy it when she takes these long naps.
I get my nap in, can wake up at my own pace and still have time to sit and just be!

No way in hell am I waking her up just to take some medicine. It can wait until she wakes up on her own!

6/18/2010 2:32:49 PM

just bought the engagement ad

6/18/2010 3:02:32 PM

Quote :

"What is the opposite of FML?"

LMF
Life Made Fun

6/18/2010 3:04:24 PM

how the hell have I gotten pine sap in my hair?

6/18/2010 3:05:23 PM

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING CALLS FROM UNKNOWN NUMBERS THAT JUST HANG UP

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 3:12 PM. Reason : ]

6/18/2010 3:12:04 PM

Yay! I passed CCNA Mod. 1!!!!!!!

6/18/2010 3:18:26 PM

lulz

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 3:39 PM. Reason : damn i need to go ahead and take the ccna]

6/18/2010 3:27:53 PM

pool time!

6/18/2010 3:35:39 PM

Why are my web browsers redirecting me to Google when I try to go to Facebook?

6/18/2010 3:39:12 PM

Quote :

"ALL FOUR NAMES!!"

6/18/2010 3:41:37 PM