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6/25/2009 9:30:48 PM

^^lol ok...it's not a horrible name, better than mine(unity )

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ]

6/25/2009 9:31:56 PM

hurry up and dry you stupid shirt

6/25/2009 10:02:59 PM

you know that feeling where you've got a beer, and think it's full, then go to pick it up and it's empty...that's a weird feeling

6/25/2009 10:04:05 PM

who is Kanye West going to constantly reference in his songs now that Jackson is dead

6/25/2009 10:08:14 PM

Jermaine?

6/25/2009 10:08:35 PM

Jesse Jackson?

oh wait

6/25/2009 10:08:55 PM

walk around lookin like Jermaine wit ya money

6/25/2009 10:09:25 PM

He's the king of pop!

Remember in the thriller video, where he looks like a zombie, then looks normal, then looks like a zombie again? I guess he's reghoul

6/25/2009 10:16:57 PM

I hope I don't have lyme disease.

6/25/2009 10:59:33 PM

without reading this page or subsequent pages, i'm gonna say women are fucking stupid

6/25/2009 11:52:37 PM

NIGGERS

6/25/2009 11:53:26 PM

god i am so pissed...i wish i could make ppl feel houw i feel right now

6/26/2009 12:04:19 AM

peoples' reaction and response to death are ______

6/26/2009 12:21:01 AM

stupid feet

6/26/2009 12:22:13 AM

ok really leaving now...and i forgot to close out my stupid fucking tab with my stupid fucking neighbor got beers on but gave me stupid fucking 30 dollars to cover it

6/26/2009 12:24:54 AM

And it is wayyyyyy past my bedtime

6/26/2009 12:38:37 AM

it is fucking ridiculous to want sex this much....i cant believe there is not one whore out there i can have sex with

6/26/2009 12:43:36 AM

thinking about getting my hair cut like this but red and blonde instead of black

6/26/2009 12:48:54 AM

green jay...seriously wtf man...i like gave you an open invite...where the fuck are you...i want to talk to SOMEONE right now

6/26/2009 12:53:58 AM

7300

6/26/2009 12:58:02 AM

i swear to fucking god she better come back...if she doesnt or shes fucked someone shes fucking DONE

6/26/2009 1:00:21 AM

SEND IN THE CLOWNS!

It's time for me to go to bed, as I'm quite intoxicated right now. Zzzzzzzzz...

6/26/2009 1:37:36 AM

Jesus Christ I can't believe you'll leave me on the couch!

6/26/2009 1:52:44 AM

Jesse I would NEVER do that to you

6/26/2009 2:00:43 AM

like 1 day ago, i was like, where the fuck is DivaBaby19

YOU GOT DUCKS? LEMME GET ONE

6/26/2009 2:03:05 AM

Quote :

"there was a slice of pizza on my winshield this morning when i went to my car. i cannot explain this slice of pizza."

LOL

my kitty better go to bed tonight at a normal hour and not stay up playing with boxes and crap.

6/26/2009 2:04:02 AM

have the day off tomorrow
gonna run errands and do housework during the day

going on a date tomorrow night

sweet

6/26/2009 2:04:30 AM

I used to have ducks before my family moved. I hope they're still alive and swimming around the pond.

My ducks used to talk to me.

6/26/2009 2:08:35 AM

i want a milkshake

6/26/2009 2:18:20 AM

billie jean in not my lover

6/26/2009 2:20:52 AM

I have to be up tomorrow morning @ 7am for my first day of work at the new job.....why the fuck am I still awake?

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 2:23 AM. Reason : in bed...lights off]

6/26/2009 2:21:03 AM

I WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER PARROT HOME WITH ME IN AUGUST BUT GAWD MY HUSBADN WILL KILL ME

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 2:22 AM. Reason : ^PROBABLY BECUASE YOU ARE ON YOUR COMPUTER INSTEAD OF IN YOUR BED WITH THE LIGHTS OFF SON ]

6/26/2009 2:21:09 AM

damnit why can't i remember tina's old tdub name? argh my memory is nonexistent.

6/26/2009 2:22:04 AM

ICE

ON

ROADS

6/26/2009 2:23:34 AM

fuck

I've been lazy all summer... then the week I manage to pick my stupid ass up and become productive, I get so distracted with important life-related things that I completely overlook a couple MAJOR academic-related things... like an exam, and the class-drop/credit-only date for 10-week summer session.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

6/26/2009 2:25:25 AM

^^

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 2:26 AM. Reason : I really need to be asleep]

6/26/2009 2:25:47 AM

chilly in here

6/26/2009 2:26:47 AM

You can come sleep on with me.

6/26/2009 2:28:07 AM

o dag

6/26/2009 2:31:10 AM

Hi H8R

You never need an invite for my bed.

6/26/2009 2:38:02 AM

too bad im 2 hours away

6/26/2009 2:40:00 AM

I normally hate Facebook quizzes, but just found one that is actually decently accurate. Weird.

Also, I wish I could fall asleep.

6/26/2009 2:40:10 AM

bedtime I suppose

almost pointless since I'm getting up at 6 AM oh well

6/26/2009 4:35:28 AM

2 hours of sleep ftw

6/26/2009 4:43:02 AM

4 hours of sleep ftw

6/26/2009 7:07:17 AM

YAY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

6/26/2009 7:31:17 AM

A GIRL

6/26/2009 7:40:04 AM

lol last night i fell asleep in the recliner and woke up about midnight laying in the middle of the living room floor. guess i got uncomfortable in the chair. i'm glad i woke up and went to bed or my back would be killing me.

6/26/2009 7:48:02 AM

DAMMIT I LEFT MY DAMN LEFTOVER BURGER FROM LAST NIGHT IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE AT HOME

FUCK

6/26/2009 8:28:57 AM