Quote :

"Wow, I don't even know how to explain this one. Our driveway is very steep. I park my car at the end of it at the flattest point. I always put the car in gear and have the e-brake on (it's flat where I park mostly so I usually leave it in first). Well today as I'm preparing dinner I hear a very large noise. Somehow my car managed to roll down the driveway (only about 15 feet) in gear and hit the garage door/support of the house. I'm not sure how this is even possible as it was still in gear at the bottom of the driveway. Completely fucked up car and house. FML in a major, major way. Jesus christ."

holy shit!

[Edited on June 22, 2010 at 5:57 PM. Reason : b/c it was at the bottom...]

6/22/2010 5:56:38 PM

my car has done that, but only hit a wall.

hope the insurance it and makes it all better.

6/22/2010 5:58:13 PM

Here is the suck that the last half hour was in pictures:





Please to help, Geico... Oh and don't evict me, landlord.

[Edited on June 22, 2010 at 6:00 PM. Reason : x]

6/22/2010 5:59:37 PM

yeesh, that sucks. Trying to cock block and now running into the house

Quote :

"WORST ROOMMATE EVER"

6/22/2010 6:20:57 PM

It appears like it's only going to cost my $500 total and is already being towed to the shop. Phew.

Still no fun having no car with AC for the next few days.

6/22/2010 6:54:08 PM

you people need to quit adding new pages to this epic thread. the cookie monster needs to be a constant reminder in the thinking thread.

6/22/2010 7:00:26 PM

dude that sucks NyM410. i'd be right pissed if i were you

6/22/2010 7:02:35 PM

plz to not talk about cookies, thx

6/22/2010 7:02:37 PM

Fuck you and fuck your cookie fetish.

6/22/2010 7:03:11 PM

Quote :

"dude that sucks NyM410. i'd be right pissed if i were you"

I am a little because it wasn't my fault. If I left the e-brake down or didn't have it in gear then I'd just be saying that I'm an idiot and probably deserved it.

Oh well, can't do anything about it now. Would also like this to have happened while I had a job to offset the $500 I will have to pay but oh well.

Time to make dinner and watch baseball. I'm going to be good and not drink even though I feel like getting fucked up now...

6/22/2010 7:14:04 PM

I'm bored.

6/22/2010 7:19:13 PM

I see NyM is still a dumbass. I guess not much has changed around here.

6/22/2010 7:26:49 PM

what is it with me and dead birds?

first there was the dead bird over my back deck
then there was the dead bird that killed itself w/ my kitchen window
now there's the mystery dead bird on our back deck which seemingly has just died of natural causes

I gave it a water burial at the creek

6/22/2010 7:32:37 PM

There is really no place online that I can watch True Blood? I'm tired of having to wait for each DVD in the mail and once I'm done with season two I'm going to have to wait forever to see season three. I'm so sad

6/22/2010 7:46:31 PM

still in gear....hmm...put it in fifth next time

6/22/2010 7:51:15 PM

guess I'll go exercise now and then reward myself with alcohol later.

6/22/2010 8:59:24 PM

guess I'll go exercise masturbate now and then reward myself with alcohol later.

6/22/2010 9:00:16 PM

hahahaahah....Samwise16 killing me...hahahahahhahaa

6/22/2010 9:01:36 PM

^that is amazing.

I am also thinking about how good a glade plugin would have to be to make someone post to FB about it.

6/22/2010 9:03:27 PM

its hawaiian, bitch!

[Edited on June 22, 2010 at 9:05 PM. Reason : a]

6/22/2010 9:04:12 PM

Quote :

"still in gear....hmm...put it in fifth next time"

sounds like a worse idea

6/22/2010 9:04:59 PM

I could go for a Hawaiian plug-in right now

6/22/2010 9:06:09 PM

^^^,^^^^,^ haha

[Edited on June 22, 2010 at 9:08 PM. Reason : arrows and bmel]

6/22/2010 9:06:53 PM

I just have this song I heard on the walk to my office replaying in my head over and over.

this particular electric guitar section...and the end of one of the verses


my brain does that all the time. It's like when I'm not particularly thinking about something, my brain replays songs, or pieces of songs, all the time.

6/22/2010 9:18:22 PM

God this dog has some awful gas. Someone bring me a glade plugin.

6/22/2010 9:21:12 PM

i think i still want cookies

6/22/2010 9:21:20 PM

this new house is going to be so much fucking fun

6/22/2010 9:21:43 PM

I was just very close to paying my good friend's girlfriend to ask him to marry him.

6/22/2010 9:23:08 PM

do not want to wake up at 5:15 tomorrow

6/22/2010 9:33:51 PM

Where can I print some things in COLOR for cheap in Raleigh?

6/22/2010 9:52:24 PM

I'm reading a long erotic novel about a poly-amorous relationship between two bisexual men and their young female lover. I am enthralled. I am a sucker for love in all its combinations.

6/22/2010 9:58:26 PM

wheezing after a workout is not fun

6/22/2010 9:59:42 PM

What's the name of the novel?

I want to be sure

NEVER

6/22/2010 9:59:43 PM

ugggggg

6/22/2010 10:03:58 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Love-Slave-Two-Book/dp/1606012975/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277258531&sr=8-1

Love Slave for Two by Tymber Dalton

6/22/2010 10:05:30 PM

^^^^......what....the....heck....must have picked that sort of awful out of the romance section at target.

6/22/2010 10:05:40 PM

Oh no. Target doesn't carry erotica. I purchased this on my Kindle. It takes all the shame out of buying.

6/22/2010 10:18:22 PM

oh great busted water heater at 1020 at night

6/22/2010 10:24:55 PM

Someone PM me.

6/22/2010 10:29:05 PM

Quote :

"Please to help, Geico"

haha let me know if you want an estimate

6/22/2010 10:36:40 PM

I itch all over like I walked through a field full of chiggers today.

What the hell is going on?

6/22/2010 10:46:30 PM

its da crack, mang

6/22/2010 10:48:56 PM

What a fucking day.

Sleep needed.

6/22/2010 10:55:36 PM

boooo
no one pays me nearly enuff attention

6/22/2010 11:25:03 PM

ill leave the cookie monster off this page me thinks.

but tomorrow...? you better be ready for the return.

OH AND GO USA TOMORROW!!

6/22/2010 11:26:07 PM

ugh
rabble
I can't wait til Z is here.

I think tonight will be an early night.

6/23/2010 12:02:13 AM

I cannot wait until Thursday morning's playgroup. This morning I stayed in the waiting room and talked with the other moms and it was WONDERFUL to talk to other mommies with special needs kiddos. I desperately need to make friends.

6/23/2010 12:09:28 AM

I am fucking HONGRY!!!!

6/23/2010 12:15:51 AM

still in gear....hmm...put it in fifth reverse next time

6/23/2010 12:16:50 AM

i have an unattractive picture of myself that i want to post in said thread, but i have no desire to actually upload it. not to mention the picture is like minutes old and i'm squinting because i can't see jack sprat w/o my glasses.

6/23/2010 12:25:41 AM