Three things you shouldn't talk about at a dinner party:
1. politics
2. religion
3. the death of Michael Jackson

6/26/2009 9:14:09 AM

yeah baltimore tonight

6/26/2009 9:19:55 AM

A GIRL

6/26/2009 9:20:10 AM

fuck

I don't want to eat, but I need to.

6/26/2009 9:20:16 AM

i'm tempted to go get BOGO sushi rolls at this place next to my office for lunch today. i'm not sure my tummy can handle sushi, but i sooooo wanna go :drool:

6/26/2009 9:21:05 AM

tell that bitch what's up and slam down some sushi

6/26/2009 9:24:47 AM

cussing at my tummy will not make it listen

6/26/2009 9:27:02 AM

probably drank too much last night....

6/26/2009 9:28:57 AM

i should not have skipped supper...

too much caffeine has made me really shaky

6/26/2009 9:38:35 AM

2 hours of sleep

6/26/2009 9:47:53 AM

finally had to break down and get internet for the apartment.... only lasted a month


but it was nice while i was stealing someone elses

6/26/2009 9:48:16 AM

The ability to share emails from gmail and have them show up in friends' google reader lists would be cool

6/26/2009 10:07:35 AM

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"finally had to break down and get internet for the apartment.... only lasted a month but it was nice while i was stealing someone elses"

You're lucky you were able to steal internet. I wish I could son.

6/26/2009 10:08:30 AM

I bet the MJ tribute bands are doing cartwheels

6/26/2009 10:17:39 AM

i just remembered i have a macy's gift card...

i may buy a swim suit with that...


or some shoes

6/26/2009 10:34:31 AM

Going to be an interesting day.

6/26/2009 10:35:43 AM

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"You're lucky you were able to steal internet."

yea, it randomly went away two nights ago

6/26/2009 10:37:26 AM

Oh yeah, I wonder who called this morning before my alarm went off.

6/26/2009 10:40:40 AM

I am so excited about hanging out with Dani tonight!!

6/26/2009 10:40:45 AM

Quote :

"yea, it randomly went away two nights ago"

6/26/2009 10:41:39 AM

somebody needs to turn the damn beat down

6/26/2009 10:44:21 AM

i want this shirt

6/26/2009 10:58:24 AM

Looks like I was mistaken son. I wasn't leaving just yet, I have like 2 minutes son.

So, I have to go pick up a fax from this other location because this lady wants to give her husband a small anniversary gift. It's a picture of them or something, although I can't imagine it's going to look that great. The fact that I'm doing this for free is interesting son, because I don't offer this kind of service. I guess I could have said no, but I didn't feel like being an asshole.

6/26/2009 11:00:26 AM

^^OMg I want that shirt too!

6/26/2009 11:04:00 AM

boobs are fantastic

6/26/2009 11:10:10 AM

breakfast has become a very important part of my day...i didn't have any today and i'm frickin' STARVING

also...the lack of caffeine in my diet after 10 am was also apparent last night. i had a Dr Pepper with dinner and couldn't fall asleep til 2:30...

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ]

6/26/2009 11:13:01 AM

NAP TIME

6/26/2009 11:13:46 AM

so my cats new thing is to put his paw in a glass of water and just knock it over and look at it. then he looks at you like, you fucking idiot why did you let me knock that over.

6/26/2009 11:40:57 AM

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"So, I have to go pick up a fax from this other location because this lady wants to give her husband a small anniversary gift. It's a picture of them or something, although I can't imagine it's going to look that great. The fact that I'm doing this for free is interesting son, because I don't offer this kind of service. I guess I could have said no, but I didn't feel like being an asshole."

So, this fax ended up being so nice that it was hard to not and I took it to the son.

Quote :

"so my cats new thing is to put his paw in a glass of water and just knock it over and look at it. then he looks at you like, you fucking idiot why did you let me knock that over."

My cat does this with all drinks. Cans, bottles, cups, whatever son.

6/26/2009 12:11:00 PM

omg, coworker just left out of here crying cuz her daughter is at the hospital about to get a spinal tap cuz they think she has meningitis

is that shit contagious? what is it? wiki will know.

6/26/2009 12:15:00 PM

Yeah, it's not something you want to get.

6/26/2009 12:15:44 PM

oh snap, her daughter is only 13yo

i hope she's OK!

6/26/2009 12:18:47 PM

good night sweet............

6/26/2009 12:29:20 PM

Please to have someone come in?

6/26/2009 12:32:49 PM

are you fucking kidding me

6/26/2009 12:35:27 PM

i just ordered a salad for lunch, but i'm not so sure i want it now.

fuck. oh well.

6/26/2009 12:37:29 PM

6/26/2009 1:07:08 PM

6/26/2009 1:12:38 PM

nvm found it

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 1:19 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/26/2009 1:17:47 PM

^

NAKED

6/26/2009 1:21:29 PM

lost phone, lost laptop....damn these people are on a roll this week

6/26/2009 2:25:00 PM

Stitches in your mouth are great.

6/26/2009 2:27:39 PM

STITCH YO MOUF F00!

6/26/2009 2:28:11 PM

If you're trying to act tuff on the internet so you can be enshrined in the other thread, you are doing a poor job, friend.

6/26/2009 2:32:43 PM

New car smell.

Also, who was suspended and who is this instaaled character?

6/26/2009 2:41:19 PM

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"If you're trying to act tuff on the internet so you can be enshrined in the other thread, you are doing a poor job, friend."

Wow, you got me there son. I was looking for my moment to be immortalized and I let it slip away son.

6/26/2009 2:42:55 PM

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" Wow, you got me there son. I was looking for my moment to be immortalized and I let it slip away son."

It's ok, man. We all just want our moment in the limelight. Now if you'll excuse me, I have posts to make.

6/26/2009 2:45:18 PM

Actually, naw son. I can't allow that.

6/26/2009 2:46:18 PM

Oh.. ok, then.

I'll just be goin*posts*

6/26/2009 2:48:02 PM

You sure about that son? Cause it seems like I did a pretty good job.

6/26/2009 2:49:16 PM