kiwi, go to bed

6/27/2010 11:22:06 PM

lol no

and ive cleaned up 2 tons of dog shit if not more in my lifetime. see i used to work at a kennel that held 300 dogs at any time. that's a lot of shit

6/27/2010 11:23:41 PM

Quote :

"^you're a stupid stupid man "

Quote :

"lol @Ragged"

gang up on will tonight i see.

welp. fuck it. im going to have some beer and some string cheese

6/27/2010 11:23:57 PM

yeah, I've cleaned up shit and blood plenty of times in that restaurant but explosive diarrhea on the walls is where I reach my limit. I just don't see how someone could completely miss the toilet by that much.

6/27/2010 11:24:01 PM

^ paging that kid that pooped on his car

6/27/2010 11:24:39 PM

im thinking it was on purpose

6/27/2010 11:24:41 PM

^^^ That's gross

6/27/2010 11:25:38 PM

unfortunately several of the jobs in my life have dealt with shit

babysitter
working at a vet
working at another vet
working at a bar
working at a baby store (i didn't ever have to CLEAN anyone's shit but i smelled it frequently. and had to take out the trash which included diapers. dirty ones.)
camp counselor - though i didn't really deal with shit. only pee.

office job was shit free
campaign work was shit free
general assembly was shit free

but i did clean offices, too. that was shit free but still cleaning bathrooms.

hmmmmm. i think that is about it. lots of shittay jobs for sheezy.

[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 11:27 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2010 11:26:27 PM

to play mario or not to play mario

6/27/2010 11:28:39 PM

.38 special makes me think of my mom.

6/27/2010 11:28:59 PM

did she get shot ?

6/27/2010 11:29:33 PM

hahaha raged made me laff

6/27/2010 11:29:57 PM

@khadwalcackle and now you're gonna be a lawlyer that deals with shit

6/27/2010 11:33:45 PM

wtf, this isn't twitter....we use carrots around here

6/27/2010 11:34:32 PM

6/27/2010 11:34:33 PM

well most jobs deal with shit! but at least it isn't REAL shit.

i'm tired of real shit. it is g-ross.

anyway i still haven't decided what i wanna be when i grow up. i might try being a lawyer for a little, though.

6/27/2010 11:35:47 PM

do you seriously not know how to spell lawyer cause youve spelled it wrong twice now niglet

6/27/2010 11:36:25 PM

fucking twittery bullshit


THIS IS THE ONLY TWITTER[pated] I WILL ALLOW!!!

6/27/2010 11:36:50 PM

my bad

[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 11:37 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2010 11:37:02 PM

he thinks it is funny to spell it lawlyer

lawl

yer

6/27/2010 11:37:12 PM

I might just go to bed early so this day is over, and Z is one night closer.

6/27/2010 11:37:29 PM

^^much better

6/27/2010 11:37:42 PM

except lawyers dont really lawl very often

so serious

6/27/2010 11:37:44 PM

lawlyer on purpose. one day i'm gonna be an attorney at lawl and i'll be happy

6/27/2010 11:38:28 PM

in the short time i played lawyer i lawled a lot

i just did it behind people's backs

but now i don't lawl very much anymore cause i have to take a test and find a jerb

[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2010 11:39:17 PM

I don't want to work on my resume right now

but I really should.

6/27/2010 11:39:46 PM

Post it here and we'll review

6/27/2010 11:40:37 PM

haha see kaddywack

lawyers lose their sense of lawling

6/27/2010 11:41:03 PM

work @ 8 = out of here by 750
15 minutes for breakfast = 735
10 minutes for hair = 7...oh fuck it

I'll just get up at 6.

6/27/2010 11:44:47 PM

hey brosia lets be friends

6/27/2010 11:45:28 PM

So a month after we broke up, the ex writes me and says she wants to be friends again and sends me a request. As we were breaking up she kept doing the defriend and then send me a friend request again thing. She did that about a few times and on the third I told her that was it, I wasn't accepting another friend request from her if she defriended me again. She defriended me and I hadnt spoke to her until this most recent message. I respond saying that I can be friends but I'm not playing this friend/defriend game anymore. So I accepted her request earlier this morning. Just checked and she's defriended me again Just wrote her to tell her to never contact me again, that's just being retarded.

[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2010 11:45:34 PM

trying to check up on you

6/27/2010 11:46:16 PM

facebook.....serious business

also, whatup saps

6/27/2010 11:46:29 PM

id give a lot right now to just get 8 hrs of sleep...

6/27/2010 11:46:57 PM

man, i guess i can be grateful i never had to deal with relationship drama via interwebs

6/27/2010 11:47:11 PM

id give everything just to be brosias friend

6/27/2010 11:47:22 PM

I can see that, my initial thought is she's just trying to be annoying as shit, but she could just be nosy.

6/27/2010 11:47:31 PM

she's being nosy

i know this because im a crazy female

dont accept her friend request


holy fuck this is third grade

6/27/2010 11:48:40 PM

i find it funny that people are all cuppycake gumpdrops and then just like that BAM PSYCHO

6/27/2010 11:49:40 PM

wassup billy

ken: in all honesty it really wanst that bad, dramawise. Both real life and internet. It was a pretty clean and quick break. I mean some people post that shit all over facebook but she didn't mention one thing. Just changed status and called it a day. The only thing has been the whole "I cant be friends with you"..."ok, lets be friends"..."nvm, i cant be friends with you"..."wait yes we can"

its kind of annoying, I mean I don't care one way or another but make up your damn mind

6/27/2010 11:50:31 PM

LOL

yummy

6/27/2010 11:50:32 PM

WE CAN JUST CUDDLE

6/27/2010 11:50:38 PM

if she wants to be nosy why does she keep defriending and refriending? is she stupid? she doesn't seem like she understands the term inconspicuous.

bitch is crazy.

6/27/2010 11:50:57 PM

lol saps that's funny cause me and Fermat were talking about you the other day...he thought you were still dating sawahash and I said "no he's dating some chick that keeps unfriending and refriending him on facebook" cause it told me like 20 times on my newsfeed that you were friends with her.

6/27/2010 11:51:35 PM

Quote :

"WE CAN JUST CUDDLE"

DID SOMEONE SAY CUDDLE?

6/27/2010 11:51:55 PM

cool story bro

6/27/2010 11:52:10 PM

ikr

6/27/2010 11:52:55 PM

someone carry me upstairs to my bed k, thx.

6/27/2010 11:53:45 PM

kiwi: ya i told her a month ago that I wouldnt accept another friend request from her. I figured after a month maybe she'd be done playing her stupid little games. guess I was wrong. FOOL ME ONCE

6/27/2010 11:54:06 PM

i always thought she was just crazy

6/27/2010 11:55:07 PM