i want to be laying out by the pool

6/28/2010 10:44:24 AM

Oh yeah, this is why I don't drink.

6/28/2010 10:46:37 AM

FUCK! What was I thinking? God, I am a fucktard.

6/28/2010 10:46:45 AM

my nephew is pretty damned cute

6/28/2010 10:48:21 AM

has anyone here ever lived in memphis and would like to share something about your experience?

[Edited on June 28, 2010 at 10:50 AM. Reason : e]

6/28/2010 10:49:43 AM

lol I just did a vanity search

6/28/2010 10:49:47 AM

pshoes, you moving to memphis? or visiting?

6/28/2010 10:50:31 AM

contemplating applying for a transfer to a position there.

6/28/2010 10:52:05 AM

ewwww memphis

i've only been there not lived there

but it seemed kinda ghetto

6/28/2010 10:54:56 AM

yeah my only knowledge is about bbq, music, and shit i see on the first 48.

LOL

6/28/2010 10:56:01 AM

hahaha. same here. and that is after visiting

in other news my towel smells gross

i think my brother used it

how is it that boys manage to make a towel smell AFTER showering? i really don't understand.

6/28/2010 10:58:06 AM

Ball Lint...its a strictly male phenomenon.

Memphis is cool, I'd imagine more so than Delaware.

6/28/2010 10:59:33 AM

i'm going to take a nap at my desk with the door closed and locked

6/28/2010 11:01:11 AM

okay nephew is cute when he's not screaming

6/28/2010 11:08:42 AM

He looks delicious

6/28/2010 11:10:08 AM

This week cant be over fast enough

6/28/2010 11:12:13 AM

hmmmm


what to do today

6/28/2010 11:15:20 AM

i totally agree...

even though i'm not doing anything over the weekend...

but 4 days off is nice

6/28/2010 11:16:28 AM

someone is trying to talk me into going and doing stuff outside...



i'm having trouble finding motivation

6/28/2010 11:21:20 AM

i'm pretty sure my new pick up line is going to be "im gonna poke you on facebook"


it seems to work well

6/28/2010 11:25:33 AM

omg. a rogue piece of sleep was in my eye and i couldn't get my contact back in for like 10 minutes.

OUCH

6/28/2010 11:26:03 AM

^i just read that and instinctively wiped my eye as though there were sleep crusties in there

6/28/2010 11:26:34 AM

haha. that is what i did but i guess i wiped one in or one was already there? i don't know. it felt like a rock. ok not a rock. but a big grain of sand.

ouchy eye. i thought i was gonna have to rock my glasses today. but instead now it just looks like i got really high. in one eye.

6/28/2010 11:28:28 AM

I need a job. Or at least something to fill my time. Maybe I should tackle this massive pile of clothing to be sewn...

6/28/2010 11:36:57 AM

A.I should not have shaved my balls
B.I should not have worn pants today.

Its like a river runs through it over here

6/28/2010 11:48:07 AM

lunch time...what i'll eat i'm not entirely sure

6/28/2010 12:13:06 PM

ok so according to the state of NY my tags shouldn't be suspended as long as I get my NC registration done by the end of next month. No biggie. Just waiting on NC to send me my drivers license. crazy stuff for real

6/28/2010 12:13:18 PM

this dude is retarded

6/28/2010 12:19:05 PM

between getting married, rent a new house, renting my house out, and finding a job, and moving to a new city, all in the next month or two. I think I might start freaking out.

6/28/2010 12:27:51 PM

I hate nights where I'm exhausted but can't actually fall asleep.

6/28/2010 12:29:49 PM

oooooooooooooooooo thunderstorm!

6/28/2010 12:32:06 PM

cat hugs

6/28/2010 12:45:43 PM

i have entirely too much love for trader joe's vacuum fried bananas

6/28/2010 12:48:02 PM

My first video on youtube to get over 1000 views...lol

6/28/2010 12:55:20 PM

ive got one that i think is over 20K now, w00t

6/28/2010 12:56:09 PM

Quote :

"i have entirely too much love for trader joe's vacuum fried bananas"

Their honey plantain strips are incredible.

6/28/2010 1:10:59 PM

i can't even describe how motherfucking nuts this is

6/28/2010 1:24:13 PM

My puppies are cuter than yours

6/28/2010 2:08:11 PM

fuck

i hope this thing restores everything he had open
or that he at least saved

6/28/2010 2:11:09 PM

I didn't realize Josie and the Pussycats had so much product placement throughout the movie. I think it has I, Robot beat. Jeez.

6/28/2010 2:14:55 PM

aint got nothingon demolition man though

6/28/2010 2:17:11 PM

^^ That's on purpose, though. It's the game of the film.

6/28/2010 2:22:00 PM

yeah, I know about the subliminal messages. I just forgot they were physically present.

6/28/2010 2:23:06 PM

What I mean is that there's so much product placement that the joke turns in on itself.

6/28/2010 2:24:49 PM

oh, right...gotcha.

6/28/2010 2:25:31 PM

fuck this dns

6/28/2010 2:26:08 PM

i bet my stupid softball game is going to be canceled

6/28/2010 2:33:58 PM

hot as balls in my room. doesn't help I'm sweaty from the gym, 20 minute detour to the closed grocery store, and finally home.

I did have a great workout though Need to bring my mp3 player all the time now

6/28/2010 2:39:30 PM

Parker Posey is so hilarious. She always plays some wacked out person.



hahahaha

6/28/2010 2:42:08 PM

Doesn''t she play lex luthors squeeze in the Superman Returns?

such a terrible movie...

6/28/2010 2:44:11 PM