oh yeah

scabbed over and healing!

still digging pebbles out of my hand though

2/2/2009 9:15:27 AM

whats the matter

you fall and bust your ass

theres a girl around here that always has scabbed up knees and elbows

likes she a rollerblading 12 year old

it singlehandedly takes her down from an 8 to a 6.5

2/2/2009 9:17:10 AM

(11:06:39 PM) rowdychowdah: ooookk so i started out at grotto with the state/unc game, had a sub and 5 25oz beers there, from like 330->530
(11:07:05 PM) rowdychowdah: i get home get a message that we're gonig out to trolley, near my place for the night, so the plan was to pregame here
(11:07:22 PM) rowdychowdah: so i go into instant cleaning mode, people show up at like 7, i have ~5 more beers
(11:07:47 PM) rowdychowdah: so at this point, im about 15 12oz beers deep, prior to even going to the bar
(11:08:02 PM) rowdychowdah: so im already pretty squirlley
(11:08:22 PM) rowdychowdah: well, three girls all had birthdays like friday/sat/sun so it was a joint affair for all of them
(11:08:37 PM) rowdychowdah: and we know how it goes when girls have a birthday party, they want to go dance and take a bunch of shots
(11:08:57 PM) rowdychowdah: so, contrary to everything inside me, we went to a bar with a dj for the girls to dance
(11:09:20 PM) rowdychowdah: 5 or so beers at the bar, 4 patron shots, 3 red headed slut shots, 2 more shots i dont know what they were
(11:09:34 PM) rowdychowdah: im all dancin with this one girl who's married but seperated
(11:09:39 PM) girl: AHAHA
(11:09:46 PM) rowdychowdah: sendin out tons of crazy texts to all the people that werent there
(11:09:54 PM) rowdychowdah: being generally ridiculous
(11:10:19 PM) rowdychowdah: next thing i remember, we're back at my place, drinking more after the bars closed
(11:10:57 PM) rowdychowdah: and tom handed me a glass with ~3 shots of 105 proof bourbon, i downed it, threw up in my mouth immediately, apparently ate it, then barfed again, decided to go to the bathroom, and had a blow out
(11:11:11 PM) rowdychowdah: then came back to the couch with puke breff
(11:11:33 PM) rowdychowdah: drank a few more beers, they left, i got the blankets off the bed, and slept on the couch, but didnt get a pillow
(11:12:43 PM) rowdychowdah: anyways, i woke up this morning hurting all over
(11:13:03 PM) rowdychowdah: back hurt, left hand has pebbles embedded under my skin, bloody
(11:13:16 PM) rowdychowdah: both knees are scabbed and bloodied, right elbow bloody
(11:13:17 PM) girl: wtf did you do to your hand??
(11:13:19 PM) girl: what
(11:13:23 PM) girl: did
(11:13:24 PM) girl: you
(11:13:24 PM) girl: do
(11:13:25 PM) rowdychowdah: ahaha
(11:13:32 PM) rowdychowdah: so i sent out facebook messages to find out what happened
(11:13:43 PM) rowdychowdah: apparently i pulled one of those "hey guys watch this" moments
(11:13:58 PM) rowdychowdah: tried to slide down a stair rail, that's really really long flight of stairs
(11:13:58 PM) girl: LOL
(11:14:20 PM) rowdychowdah: hit the end of the rail, got launched, rolled through the sidewalk, into a parking lot, and into a car
(11:14:25 PM) rowdychowdah: ahaha
(11:14:30 PM) girl: ............
(11:15:01 PM) rowdychowdah: so, my left palm is fucked up, 2 cuts on fingers on my right hand, jeans leg covered in blood, scabbed up knees, scabbed up elbow, and i totally didnt remember it
(11:15:02 PM) rowdychowdah: ahah
(11:15:33 PM) rowdychowdah: when i got off the phone after hearing the story i stripped downa nd tried to find if there was any other damage, nope.. got all my teeth, etc
(11:15:42 PM) rowdychowdah: it's a real shame no one had a video camer
(11:15:43 PM) rowdychowdah: a
(11:15:43 PM) rowdychowdah: haha
(11:15:52 PM) rowdychowdah: so yeah, that was my saturday

2/2/2009 9:22:24 AM

u silly goose

what is rowdychowdah all about

manhattan or new england

2/2/2009 9:23:58 AM

i used to live with nothing22 in the dorms and afterwards

when he got drunk he'd make new england clam chowder all the time, late at night

one night, walking by, i stood at the stove and started eating his clam chowder with nacho cheese doritos, the chowder as a dip

it became a favorite, and given the name "rowdy chowder"

some time ~2002 i decided my jr. high aim name was lame, and migrated to an even lamer one.

2/2/2009 9:25:39 AM

great story

I could hear it everyday and it not get old

I want pancakes

2/2/2009 9:31:17 AM

I had a similar mystery wound a few weeks ago

turns out we were having shopping cart races at the harris teeter a few blocks from my place

each cart had a driver and a passenger, kinda like a chariot

well apparently I got carried away and took my belt off and started whipping my driver to make him speed up

Which he didn't care for, so he kinda drove me into the side of CVS

Bruised sternums make it hard to breathe for like 5 days afterward

2/2/2009 9:34:44 AM

1. How is that similar?

2. How did you forget what happened to make it a mystery wound?

3. Did you retaliate?

2/2/2009 9:36:16 AM

similar in that I woke up gasping for air and was only able to piece together the source of the injury after multiple texts and calls

and no I didn't...he had welt marks on his back...apparently I used the buckle

2/2/2009 9:37:20 AM

Back in high school I jumped up on the back of someone's car to catch a ride back to a party down the street. Well the driver thought I was secure and took off I went flying onto the road and hurt my ankle and scraped my leg up.

BUT I DIDN'T SPILL MY ZIMA!!!!

2/2/2009 9:46:27 AM

did you have a jolly rancher in your zima

all the girls did that in high school

2/2/2009 9:47:27 AM

nah I wasn't THAT girl

I drank it straight up homie

2/2/2009 9:48:01 AM

haha. is it bad that I pictured that in my head and laughed?

2/2/2009 9:48:44 AM

nah it was funny when it happened

laugh away!

I even did some sort of backwards roll and jumped back up to my feet.

2/2/2009 9:50:55 AM

2/2/2009 12:12:39 PM

no one has rambled.

2/2/2009 2:58:50 PM

blah blah blah ramble ramble ramble

2/2/2009 3:00:27 PM

PSHOES

WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!

2/2/2009 3:01:00 PM

what. I'm not good enough to ramble now?

2/2/2009 3:03:14 PM

sorry I didn't see you.

HAY PTITTY!!!

I wanted to tell pshoes something though.

2/2/2009 3:05:20 PM

holler!

2/2/2009 3:05:28 PM

So do you remember saying you thought I was white this weekend? hahahaha

I just remembered that I talked to your ass.

2/2/2009 3:06:28 PM

yeah that was weird

it confused me

2/2/2009 3:07:28 PM

YAY!!!

I haven't turned on my last.fm for the afternoon. I shall jam out to this.

Sorry for confusing I just had bits and pieces of my weekend come into clarity.

2/2/2009 3:08:17 PM

were you guys at western lanes friday night?

2/2/2009 3:51:14 PM

They were....I showed up at the end when I left my event.

2/2/2009 3:53:17 PM

I figured you two would want to know that I shaved the beard off. I left a goatee for now, mainly as a joke. But i'll be smooth-faced by the end of the week.

2/3/2009 8:00:03 AM

I really liked the beard

But smooth face works too

2/3/2009 8:41:16 AM

the beard wasn't so bad in real life

but i still like clean shaven better

2/3/2009 8:47:03 AM

ooo

2/3/2009 10:28:57 AM

RAY RAYYYYY

2/3/2009 11:39:58 AM

2/3/2009 9:23:05 PM

wanna cuddle?

2/3/2009 9:24:15 PM

!

2/3/2009 9:25:22 PM

a 3:30 am call from the boss because he isn't getting emails on his blackberry just isn't cool

2/4/2009 8:49:47 AM

i just got this email from a 38 year old white man...

"Hey Girl. Whats up wit u?"

2/4/2009 8:50:18 AM

YAY now you get to deal with creepy old men

2/4/2009 8:52:54 AM

haha...i've already dealt with this one before...years ago


and trust me, he was FAR from creepy

2/4/2009 8:55:02 AM

OH hay!

Tell him to holler at me.

2/4/2009 9:12:26 AM

haha. E trying to get sloppy seconds.

2/4/2009 9:14:12 AM

^^he used to be really hot...i haven't seen him in a few years


and he's a lot of "fun"


but he's essentially a loser...and has very small "assets"

[Edited on February 4, 2009 at 9:15 AM. Reason : ^honestly it would be like sloppy 2903409230947239047902309ths]

2/4/2009 9:14:45 AM

luls

[Edited on February 4, 2009 at 9:15 AM. Reason : osnap she went thar]

2/4/2009 9:14:59 AM

tmi

2/4/2009 9:24:55 AM

[Edited on February 4, 2009 at 9:26 AM. Reason : I can't even get sloppy firsts]

2/4/2009 9:26:13 AM

2/4/2009 9:29:29 AM

i read that as


I can't even get sloppy farts


and was all

2/4/2009 9:29:51 AM

sadly if a sloppy fart would get me off right now I'd take it

2/4/2009 9:33:52 AM

haha...i didn't mean MY sloppy 29834789237472394823798479ths

i just mean...the dude gets around

2/4/2009 9:37:28 AM

gross

2/4/2009 9:40:56 AM

2/4/2009 9:41:58 AM