In Soviet Russia, earrings fit you.

6/30/2010 10:24:33 PM

I have you beat Kiwi! Went to mom's house this week, and she gave me some of my clothes I wore in high school. The bitchin' Smith and Wesson overalls fit! wooo! I am sooooooo stylin' and profilin'!

6/30/2010 10:27:32 PM

lol

YOU DON'T GET IT

6/30/2010 10:30:21 PM

no, i do, because my overalls were like a million times too big in high school. like...ridiculously over sized. now, they fit.

6/30/2010 10:31:40 PM

2 girls 1 dude on this page...

6/30/2010 10:34:11 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

6/30/2010 10:34:12 PM

wow, they are shipping it already. sweet!!
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no "surprise" packages today I guess

but I've started on Peter's care package today

6/30/2010 10:35:30 PM

it's DivaBaby19

where you been??

6/30/2010 10:55:32 PM

DivaBaby19's facebook status updates make me lol like every day!!

6/30/2010 10:57:19 PM

I want one of those bull terriers that dude in the classifieds is trying to find a home for.

DO WANT GODDAMMIT

6/30/2010 10:59:15 PM

me, too!

[Edited on June 30, 2010 at 11:02 PM. Reason : i want the tri color]

6/30/2010 11:01:50 PM

Quote :

"i just get if off the hook"

we had flounder caught by my FIL monday night...going back to the beach tomorrow so we're hopeful to bring more back

Quote :

"we normally get our fish for tacos from the meat department at harris teeter or whole foods/earth fare. I havent tried frozen fish"

unless it was caught by someone we know or purchased at a fish house at the beach, we'll just get frozen...we've found that most of the time it's better than "fresh wild whatever from wherever" that you get in the store

6/30/2010 11:12:06 PM

Damn, I didn't know I was pregnant made me bawl! She had the baby and the dad runs out to get the boyfriend and bring him to the hospital, not telling him what's going on. He's handed a baby and told it's his.

INSTEAD OF FREAKING OUT HE KISSES HIS GF ON THE FOREHEAD AND PROMISES IT'LL BE OKAY. Now they're engaged.

OMFG

6/30/2010 11:15:54 PM

oh snap!

do new episodes of that show still come on?

i def haven't seen that one anyway. most of the ones i've seen are with the toilet babies.

[Edited on June 30, 2010 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/30/2010 11:18:18 PM

Ok

That makes me want to watch an episode of that BS.

6/30/2010 11:18:47 PM

haha it was a toilet baby, dunno if it is new because I don't catch them all the time. I was watching toddlers & tiaras because I like stupid tv.

That was so freaking adorable.

6/30/2010 11:21:07 PM

I am SO not used to all the "omg you're CUTE"/"you're PRETTY"/"hay baby..." comments and flirting.

good god.

6/30/2010 11:23:03 PM

^^ omg they're like all toilet babies!!!!!!!!

it seriously makes me wonder what it feels like when these people normally go to the bathroom

6/30/2010 11:24:03 PM

haha I know right? She freaking ripped the umbilical cord apart too. I was all

you're looking great brosia BTW

Also, I have yet to shower and sleep. hmmm

6/30/2010 11:25:25 PM

yikesss!

people have tried to explain the toilet baby phenomenon to me before by citing that women usually shit when they give birth.

i get that.

but it still doesn't explain the fact that they are mistaking a watermelon sized entity coming out of their vagina as a normal run of the mill shit.

*SHRUG* motherhood. i guess everyone has to start somewhere.

6/30/2010 11:29:33 PM

She also tried to put the mucus plug back in. hahahaha

[Edited on June 30, 2010 at 11:32 PM. Reason : thinking it was a tumor... logic of a woman]

6/30/2010 11:30:39 PM

hahahaha. i was about to ask whyyyyy?? but the edit cleared it up. well kinda.

gross

childbirth is disgusting.

6/30/2010 11:35:08 PM

Yeah it is, fuck that shit. This lady is on a boat dropping a baby all alone in the dark. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. She thinks she's dying lol

6/30/2010 11:39:55 PM

I WANT A BLOW JOB GOD DAMMIT

6/30/2010 11:43:41 PM

k

6/30/2010 11:48:59 PM

Awesome.

6/30/2010 11:50:15 PM

Itts fun to be on my stomach when I have to burp.

7/1/2010 12:03:03 AM

Quote :

"I WANT A BLOW JOB GOD DAMMIT"

There's a horny thread for that... If you give me $350, I'm sure I could work an anus of a deal with one of my "people."


You must refer to the PM confessions thread to completely understand this. I am in no way offering my anus to you petrolheads.

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 12:15 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2010 12:15:32 AM

Again, I couldn't quite bring myself to go to sleep on time. I don't think I'll feel at ease living here ever again. I need to get back to Raleigh and start my new life, and I hope it's everything it seems like it could be.

7/1/2010 1:43:03 AM

hahaha, WTF Aaron.

Nooooooo my iPod touch are dying

Experiment still had 45 minutes to go

God damn it science, WORK

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 6:46 AM. Reason : jjj]

7/1/2010 6:34:08 AM

Why does the air conditioning on this subway smell so funk?

7/1/2010 7:06:20 AM

Well that's one good email reply

7/1/2010 8:05:12 AM

all my friends are leaving

but i gotta say, i did not expect that one to be leaving to go to harvard business school for an mba

7/1/2010 8:36:09 AM

gonna have a grill feast tonight

grilled pork chops
grilled corn
cabbage on the grill
stuffed nanner peppers on the grill

7/1/2010 8:40:42 AM

expound on this grilled cabbage sir

7/1/2010 8:41:43 AM

get a small pointed-head cabbage out of the garden
quarter or half the cabbage, depending on size
wrap in bacon
salt
pepper
little garlic if you like
onions
little bit of butter
put everything in an aluminum foil pocket
grill it til the cabbage is tender

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 8:45 AM. Reason : my favorite way to eat cabbage]

7/1/2010 8:44:37 AM

you've never had grilled cabbage??? oh my! you're missing out

we cut it in half, put some butter on it and wrap w/ foil. really tasty





I am going to try to not think about it and enjoy the weekend...but damn if my stomach isn't still all fluttery and upset over this :/

7/1/2010 8:47:08 AM

oh ok

i've done that with a white onion before but not cabbage

sounds good

7/1/2010 8:47:59 AM

3 hour meeting starting at 9am. i might just go home afterward, because my brain is going to start leaking out of my ears after the second hour.

7/1/2010 8:52:12 AM

best part of eating a bunch of that cabbage is the fragrant farts that follow

7/1/2010 8:53:24 AM

goodbye $4,000.

7/1/2010 8:53:30 AM

^ i said the same thing when i went in for lasik. was worth it, tho.

7/1/2010 8:54:07 AM

this was mortgage + medical bills + cc payment

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 8:57 AM. Reason : not as much return]

7/1/2010 8:56:37 AM

mortgage good
medical bills meh
cc ugh

7/1/2010 8:57:48 AM

actually i put the like 2k+ in medical bills on the cc for the 2% cashback.



[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 8:59 AM. Reason : they posted yesterday, paid off today]

7/1/2010 8:59:17 AM

nothing wrong with using a cc if you pay it off every month and don't carry a balance

7/1/2010 8:59:59 AM

^^ I did the same thing! haha.

7/1/2010 9:13:57 AM

I'm jealous of those who can get LASIK surgery

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 9:14 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2010 9:14:37 AM

sooo cold

7/1/2010 9:16:04 AM

7/1/2010 9:16:24 AM