yeah, I don't think i'm gonna make it through the day without falling asleep

2/4/2009 9:50:02 AM

zonk'ddddddddddddddd

2/4/2009 9:50:39 AM

2/4/2009 10:11:23 AM

why so ?

2/4/2009 10:13:30 AM

hmm

perhaps i should do something productive

2/4/2009 10:20:13 AM

I need attention.

2/4/2009 10:21:19 AM

I got naked pics of this person and I'm trying to decide whether to distribute them or not

I told said person I wouldn't

but I lie alllllll the time

2/4/2009 10:22:05 AM

when you say person i immediately think you're tyring to mask the fact it's a dude

ya chocolate twink

2/4/2009 10:23:15 AM

oh its a dude all right

but even dudes don't want their noods floating all over the web

otherwise you would have seen my cock from every possible angle

2/4/2009 10:25:02 AM

chocolate would be yummy right now

not slave chocolate though

I'm talking about a hazelnut oyster shell from godiva

2/4/2009 10:25:21 AM

i just found some philosophy hot cocoa body wash, shampoo stuff on clearance at the apex target


sniffed it and immediately wanted to drink the bottle!!!


i settled for purchasing it and then ordering a hot cocoa at whorebucks instead

2/4/2009 11:04:31 AM

they sell philosophy at target now?

WAT?!?!?!?!

I love the "Falling in Love" bodywash

[Edited on February 4, 2009 at 11:05 AM. Reason : a]

2/4/2009 11:05:25 AM

http://www.last.fm/music/Ryan+Adams/_/English+Girls+Approximately

2/4/2009 11:33:13 AM

Oh nice...I was literally about to open up my last.fm!

2/4/2009 11:35:22 AM

straight into dilbert land this morning ladies.

2/5/2009 9:31:26 AM

oh what's that mean?

2/5/2009 9:32:13 AM

do you not know what dilbert is

2/5/2009 9:33:30 AM

yes

I even had dilbert checks when I got my first bank account

yet I still have no clue what you mean by "it's dilbert time"

2/5/2009 9:34:17 AM

diblert is a cartoon

I read it right after Cathy and right before Hagar the Horrible

2/5/2009 9:34:54 AM

Quote :

"(9:17:55 AM) my work name: yesterday, there went out an email to a few thousand people, everyone who has access to this certain system (9:18:21 AM) my work name: currently, im at 306 people who "replied to all" including the distrobution list with nothing more than "please remove me from this list" (9:18:23 AM) my work name: DURRRRRRRRRRR"

2/5/2009 9:35:30 AM

^^I KNOW THIS MANNNNNNNNNNNNN

fuck

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 9:36 AM. Reason : and I HATE REPLY ALL]

2/5/2009 9:35:38 AM

haha. it's funny when people would do that shit on the nc state mailing lists.

lol. the receptionist calls me to ask if I could set up the new postage machine for her. I walk up there and she's on facebook. She's old enough to be my mom. I'm waiting for a friend request now.

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 9:40 AM. Reason : ]

2/5/2009 9:37:44 AM

I always reply to all

I don't want people to miss out on my wit

Besides, only 14 people work here

2/5/2009 9:39:19 AM

well,

i guess we'll find out the reprocussions of this

2/5/2009 4:40:02 PM

what ha-happen

2/5/2009 4:46:38 PM

a potential career altering incident

WILL REPORT LATER WHEN NOT AT WORK

2/5/2009 4:47:48 PM

OK I WILL AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MATTER

2/5/2009 4:54:46 PM

YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE, I GOT A BUSY CALENDAR

2/5/2009 4:55:35 PM

i bet its something like pilgrim cut off a superior at the vendring machine and the superior said he would rue the day

2/5/2009 4:59:03 PM

ERICA
what are you wearing to the valentines fundraiser?

2/5/2009 5:09:21 PM

me

2/5/2009 5:10:40 PM

Good question.

I wanted to wear this one black dress...but I wore it to the event at Solas last weekend. I may have to recycle it if I wanna pull in some bids.

I'll hit up the mall next week though. How about you?

2/5/2009 5:10:53 PM

i mean i know a lot of people are coming from work so i could always do a pants & blouse or sweater type deal BUT if you're gonna be lookin hot i might have to get a dress

2/5/2009 5:12:17 PM

Let's be real...

would you expect anything less from me?


We can hit up the mall together next week if you'd like!

2/5/2009 5:13:06 PM

yeaaah maybe monday after work? let me know

2/5/2009 5:13:43 PM

i got a potential people treatment issue in the pipes

i kinda blew up on a guy last week while on a conference call

not quite christian bale level though, so we'll see how it plays out

2/5/2009 5:49:46 PM

bahah

[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 6:03 PM. Reason : i usually try to save those moments to use towards shitty suppliers ]

2/5/2009 6:00:10 PM

did you call him an en expletive or just use expletives generally ?

because according to my sessions, there is a distinct difference there

and I'm allowed to use the latter, but the former is a big no no

2/5/2009 6:05:47 PM

Quote :

"Sagittarius Horoscope Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21) If you are involved in financial dealings with others, you could be drawn into a struggle for control today. Luckily, this conflict won't necessarily grow into a serious problem, but you'll need to face the issues head-on as they surface. If you don't, negativity could fester beneath the surface and then erupt later on. Remember, it's better to get things out into the open now, rather than in the future."

that's about 5 days late

2/6/2009 8:53:40 AM

ha, now about that not turning into a serious problem

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 8:57 AM. Reason : ]

2/6/2009 8:56:13 AM

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

and my butt is sore but I didn't really dance much

2/6/2009 9:00:29 AM

hmm...dancing...is that what it's called these days?

2/6/2009 9:02:11 AM

don't act like you know anything about dancing

2/6/2009 9:03:47 AM

2/6/2009 9:04:25 AM

This company sucks so bad.

They talk about keeping lines of communication open, but they can't even do it. Friday, the announce they are planning a merger...sign the papers 2 hours later...now all hell is breaking loose. People be gettin canned yo.

2/9/2009 10:40:39 AM

2/9/2009 10:42:48 AM

apparently you havent seen the at&t commercial with the

DONT EVEN MENTION THE WORD MERGER TED

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason : you never talk about a merger till it's a lock]

2/9/2009 10:49:23 AM

Well they've been on this mission to be straight forward with us. I knew about the merger because I'm a sneaky bitch.

They have told us about every other dealing....but I guess you're right.

Now I have people stopping at my desk non-stop like ZOMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!?!

I wonder if this is why my anxiety has been through the roof the past 24 hours? My chest is killing me.

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 10:54 AM. Reason : and yes I love that commercial ]

2/9/2009 10:51:09 AM

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2/9/2009 11:16:48 AM