4 tabling, watching the game, and a cam whores site at the same time is getitng a bit too much

and i ust tiled my tables and it completely reorderd my shit and now im lost as fuck

1/2/2007 9:11:59 PM

at least your up $43 now

if it wasn't for pilgram's hand, i'd be almost even

1/2/2007 9:13:31 PM

You cut back playing any?

[Edited on January 2, 2007 at 9:14 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/2/2007 9:13:54 PM

pilgram is killing it right now

1/2/2007 9:16:32 PM

david,

last night was the first time i had played online since august.

palyed drunk and titty bar happy the other night, got bored and high carded NoidRoid for my stack.

that was the first cards of any type i had played since before thanksgiving.

1/2/2007 9:30:57 PM

ok resident tightie negriods.

saw this guy play all of 3 hands, none to showdown over the past hour and half.

should i have folded preflop? i was very close, you cant see that i actually went into the timebank

have i developed a vag?

what do the stack sizes mean to you?

PokerStars Game #7736616577: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/02 - 21:25:19 (ET)
Table 'Chromios' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Wiyada ($68.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Grass_Hoppa1 ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 3: powderday365 ($59.10 in chips)
Seat 4: pilgrimshoes ($279.40 in chips)
Seat 5: A1141 ($257.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Monarch44 ($212.10 in chips)
Seat 7: AmpedRL ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 8: henrywoo_22 ($60 in chips)
Seat 9: switch3d ($122.55 in chips)
Wiyada: posts small blind $0.50
Grass_Hoppa1: posts big blind $1
henrywoo_22: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pilgrimshoes [Kc Ad]
powderday365: folds
pilgrimshoes: raises $3 to $4
A1141: raises $10 to $14
Monarch44: folds
AmpedRL: folds
henrywoo_22: folds
switch3d: folds
Wiyada: folds
Grass_Hoppa1: folds
pilgrimshoes: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [8d 2d Kh]
pilgrimshoes: checks
A1141: checks
*** TURN *** [8d 2d Kh] [Js]
pilgrimshoes: checks
A1141: checks
*** RIVER *** [8d 2d Kh Js] [8h]
pilgrimshoes: bets $12
A1141: raises $28 to $40
pilgrimshoes: calls $28
*** SHOW DOWN ***
A1141: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
pilgrimshoes: mucks hand
A1141 collected $107.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $110.50 | Rake $3
Board [8d 2d Kh Js 8h]
Seat 1: Wiyada (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Grass_Hoppa1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: powderday365 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pilgrimshoes mucked [Kc Ad]
Seat 5: A1141 showed [Ah Ac] and won ($107.50) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 6: Monarch44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AmpedRL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: henrywoo_22 folded before Flop
Seat 9: switch3d (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)



man, i havent played nlhe in forevvver

1/2/2007 9:56:57 PM

and heres one of the reasons why

Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/02 - 21:59:01 (ET)
Table 'Chromios' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Wiyada ($67.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Grass_Hoppa1 ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: powderday365 ($49 in chips)
Seat 4: pilgrimshoes ($245.20 in chips)
Seat 5: A1141 ($315.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Monarch44 ($225.55 in chips)
Seat 7: AmpedRL ($165.50 in chips)
Seat 8: henrywoo_22 ($130.25 in chips)
Seat 9: switch3d ($135.90 in chips)
pilgrimshoes: posts small blind $0.50
A1141: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pilgrimshoes [As Kc]
Monarch44: raises $3 to $4
AmpedRL: calls $4
henrywoo_22: folds
switch3d: folds
Wiyada: folds
Grass_Hoppa1: folds
powderday365: folds
pilgrimshoes: calls $3.50
A1141: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 4h 3c]
pilgrimshoes: checks
Monarch44: bets $7
AmpedRL: calls $7
pilgrimshoes: raises $21 to $28
Monarch44: folds
AmpedRL: calls $21
*** TURN *** [7s 4h 3c] [8h]
pilgrimshoes: bets $65
AmpedRL: calls $65
*** RIVER *** [7s 4h 3c 8h] [2c]
pilgrimshoes: bets $70
AmpedRL: calls $68.50 and is all-in



excuse me while i go smoke and punch my testicles.

[Edited on January 2, 2007 at 10:06 PM. Reason : AmpedRL: shows [5c 5d]]

AmpedRL collected $340 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $343 | Rake $3

[Edited on January 2, 2007 at 10:13 PM. Reason : e]

1/2/2007 10:04:55 PM

and before anyone posts the obvious, i know that was dumb

1/2/2007 10:12:42 PM

woops

1/2/2007 10:32:25 PM

I think him calling with 55 was more idiotic.

1/2/2007 10:35:09 PM

hands like that are like the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded

1/2/2007 11:30:39 PM

yeah i really shat the bed on that one, i know.

1/2/2007 11:41:07 PM

Yea that was almost as bad as that time you fucked your cousin.

Hahaha

1/3/2007 12:22:51 AM

ahahahaha

1/3/2007 12:31:34 AM

in before the "it wasn't my cousin!"

1/3/2007 12:32:44 AM

at least someone got laid!

1/3/2007 12:33:08 AM

i dont know what you guys are talking about but I'll laugh


haha

1/3/2007 12:33:40 AM

well it obv. wasnt my cousin.

but at least someone got laid that night, even if it was on a treadmill.

who'd have known my little sisters friends could be termendous whores?


jon, you missed it buddy for NYE... the 17 year old step sister had 19 friends over, all drunk and crazy.

it was right up your alley

1/3/2007 12:35:26 AM

and by up your alley I believe he means you could have had sexual intercourse with young girls

1/3/2007 12:41:51 AM

bing!

1/3/2007 1:08:32 AM

I can only cum if they are crying

1/3/2007 10:49:07 PM

Anyone play poker at bodog? What port does the bodog poker client use? I've searched google and the bodog site but can't find it.. I need to port # so I can bypass the proxy while at work

1/3/2007 11:36:59 PM

Im starting a heads up sit n go experiment. I will try to play 100 $110+$5 turbo HU tournies by the end of the month and aim to win ~60 of them. I figured out how to import them into poker tracker and I will post the results if anyone cares.

gl me

1/4/2007 4:12:55 PM

turbo heads up, wtf have you become???

1/4/2007 4:16:30 PM

An action junkie.




[Edited on January 4, 2007 at 4:29 PM. Reason : eieio]

1/4/2007 4:28:40 PM

You sure you didn't mean coke junky?

1/4/2007 4:29:07 PM

Coffee and cigarettes man, all day every day.

1/4/2007 4:30:31 PM

thats pretty adventerous justin...

if it starts rough, gonna hold course?

a bad run could be a quick 2k

1/4/2007 4:30:35 PM

gl to you sir, try not to have a stroke in the process

1/4/2007 4:32:14 PM

spice it up with some turbo plo hu sngs

boongggg

1/4/2007 4:34:23 PM

I'm like Ricky Bobby, I don't know how to count past #1





But yeah, I'll probably put a stop-loss of around 2500 on this endeavour

1/4/2007 4:43:53 PM

POST YER CHARTS

1/4/2007 4:45:02 PM

Quote :

" I figured out how to import them into poker tracker "

Mind explaining please?

1/4/2007 4:45:02 PM

I'm not sure if you're asking what pokertracker is or how to specifically import HU sitngos so I'll answer both.

1) I can use pokertracker to keep track of every hand I'm dealt and every action I make in these 100 sitngos. Points of interest that I will post at the end include total profit/loss, ROI, hourly rate, VPIP, PFR%, % of hands I'm winning and/or showing down, my aggression factor, what blind levels I'm winning/losing chips, and what hands I'm winning/losing chips with etc.

2) I'm used to just using PT for my cash games, so I had to do a little research on how to work it with tournies. You have to like request a tournament summary via email and manually import it in addition to a standard import of the tournament hand histories.






[Edited on January 4, 2007 at 5:06 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2007 5:01:05 PM

Night owls should tune into NBC's poker after dark. Not nearly as good as High Stakes Poker on GSN, but mildly entertaining. Helmuth and Sheiky have some good confrontations. And there are some good stories from Annie Duke and the old guy (can't remember his name).

It is a tournament style winner take all, Gus Hansen vs Huck Seed are the final 2 in the one I am watching right now, that started with Duke Helmuth Hansen Seed Sheikien and some old dude.


PS Helmuth really sucks at a table composed of pros.

1/5/2007 2:56:46 AM

Played 20 tournies today, 16 110+5's and 4 100+5's(b/c ub is gay). Won 11 of them for $120, which is a fine result considering I lost 4 of my first 5.

I was taking it pretty easy, I could play 40+ of these bad boys a day if I felt so inclined.

1/5/2007 3:08:45 AM

online poker sucks

1/5/2007 8:12:51 AM

Quote :

"2) I'm used to just using PT for my cash games, so I had to do a little research on how to work it with tournies. You have to like request a tournament summary via email and manually import it in addition to a standard import of the tournament hand histories. "

ty...my sngs are all messed up in my PT.

1/5/2007 8:26:08 AM

^^^ you're a fuckin monster

I'd love to come to your place and watch you play sometime.. or Ben or anyone that plays a more aggressive style...

I play nothing but NLHE tournies so I really don't play too aggressive.

Reading books only does so much

[Edited on January 5, 2007 at 8:29 AM. Reason : ^]

1/5/2007 8:28:52 AM

Justin, record some sessions and them comment on them, like that one guy multi tabling who kept 3 betting low pockets pairs preflop, then he would start cursing and get all pissed when he lost.

1/5/2007 8:31:02 AM

^6x

I've been DVRing that, and it's alright

I really wish I had GSN so I could watch high stakes poker

1/5/2007 11:15:03 AM

^^ yea.. dude sounded like Williamson.. but that would be awesome if anyone would do that.. just to see how you guys play

i'll never be at the limits you people play, but i just want to change my game up some

1/5/2007 11:19:49 AM

hows about for like 50 or 100plo8?

i'd be embarassed to show my nlhe


also, figure out what program it is that does the recording.

[Edited on January 5, 2007 at 11:21 AM. Reason : e]

1/5/2007 11:21:03 AM

I just got that WSOP: TOC 2007 Edition game for PS2. It's frustrating at times because you have the best hand, and then the CPU catches a card almost all the time on either the turn, the river, or both. Makes me want to slam the controller.

1/5/2007 11:26:29 AM

I could never see myself playing AI in poker

they can do whatever they want whenever they want



http://www.recordscreen.com/

[Edited on January 5, 2007 at 11:36 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2007 11:33:38 AM

^^^ The program is called Camtasia, it retails for like $250 but you can get a 30 day free trial. I can't make videos right now because I don't have a microphone on this computer. I've been planning on getting a new computer for months now, hopefully I'll actually get the ball rolling soon. I would be willing to make as many videos as people want to see for those 30 days.

1/5/2007 3:39:52 PM

nice.

i wonder what my neighbors would think if i made videos.

the walls in the room i have my computer in are paper thin, and common conversation is easily audible through them.

i'd have to find my old counter strike mic

if there is any interest in plo8 lo8 or something of the like, id do it. i doubt there is.

i'd be really interested in seeing justin's however.

1/5/2007 3:51:17 PM

I'd definately watch any plo or lhe videos you made. I'd even watch any nlhe videos you made and comment on your game.




[Edited on January 5, 2007 at 4:07 PM. Reason : oh, balls]

1/5/2007 4:03:42 PM

i think we should all make videos and then give out oscars.

1/5/2007 4:14:57 PM

I had a performance on wednesday night that would have won the Best Meltdown award. Managed to piss away 600 in about 20 minutes, culminating with in an all-in call on the turn with Q7s(no hand/no draw.. was drawing dead by a lot) and a mouse throw.

1/5/2007 4:29:12 PM