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7/6/2010 5:28:59 PM

yesterday? yesterday you said you'd call sears

i'll call tomorrow

YOU'LL CALL NOW!!!

i'll call now

7/6/2010 5:29:44 PM

Why is it so hard to find leather collars for cats? I mean cats fucking scratch up those damn nylon collars like no other and they look awful after a week.

7/6/2010 5:31:29 PM

7/6/2010 5:47:51 PM

Balls!

I just spent a shit load of time filling out this huge long application to work on base and I get to the end and it says I have to pass a drug test.

7/6/2010 5:55:23 PM

7/6/2010 6:02:48 PM

I need to find a [new to me] dubstep or house mix to listen to while I clean.

7/6/2010 6:18:56 PM

20 minute conversation with the plant manager for a new position....

flying down for an interview in two weeks

would be a three level promotion.....

7/6/2010 6:19:18 PM

zombies

7/6/2010 6:20:28 PM

need a new job where shit like ^^ is even possible

bad part about a small company like where i'm at now is that there's no way to go up.. because everyone above me owns the damn place and aren't going anywhere

7/6/2010 6:22:59 PM

the job's in alabama though

but for a business that's making money hand over fist

i'd be site automation and process control leader

boss pilgrimshoes huzzah

7/6/2010 6:25:16 PM

zombies and a tomato sandwich actually


mmm

7/6/2010 6:26:26 PM

I just steam cleaned the high traffic areas in my living room.
GO ME!
I'm so fucking productive!

7/6/2010 6:30:56 PM

I need a steam cleaner with an attachment for stairs

7/6/2010 6:32:19 PM

Most steam cleaners have like a hand held attachment that you can use for stairs. But man, that would be the suck.

7/6/2010 6:35:06 PM

my dog just dropped a nice little 6 inch gash on the inside of my leg

7/6/2010 6:35:11 PM

and make it better?

7/6/2010 6:35:31 PM

i'm hungry as hell, despite the decent sized dinner i ate

there's a pack of dutch cookies on my desk that i'm supposed to take home

I don't go home till August....

....................................................................................................................................fuck

7/6/2010 6:40:21 PM

wish the wifey would get off deez nuts cause i am tired of hearing it......its like someone put her on repeat for the last few weeks

7/6/2010 6:46:31 PM

*rotflmao* ^

Why don't you just do whatever the hell she's nagging you about. Fuck the power play and man up.

7/6/2010 6:49:02 PM

perhaps the choice of phrase "man up" wasn't the best for use around a couple of feminist lesbians

haha

7/6/2010 6:51:35 PM

oh man these cookies are delicious

2 sleeves left...can they last??? STAY TUNED

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 6:58 PM. Reason : when we h0ngry we eat]

7/6/2010 6:52:55 PM

oh snap! wolf web friend request on facebook.

7/6/2010 6:56:01 PM

disgusting.

7/6/2010 7:00:31 PM

About to head to trivia to see just how stupid I am haha

7/6/2010 7:01:03 PM

2^that's what my mom said last night after you...



wait...


this isn't going as well as i had planned


i'll stop now

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 7:01 PM. Reason : ..]

7/6/2010 7:01:31 PM

^damn you, i was so close

7/6/2010 7:02:20 PM

I really wish I had some extra money so I could fly up to NY and go to Camp Bisco next week

7/6/2010 7:06:14 PM

heartburn all day long

7/6/2010 7:07:11 PM

A GIRL

7/6/2010 7:07:48 PM

45 minute nap seriously helped my outlook on life

7/6/2010 7:09:08 PM

*lol*

Should I play confession match maker?

7/6/2010 7:23:10 PM

7/6/2010 7:23:15 PM

7/6/2010 7:24:12 PM

I ate some nasty ass food from Jerrys Deli that was nasty as fuck.

7/6/2010 7:26:15 PM

I really should've listened to more RATM way back in the day

7/6/2010 7:26:56 PM

Does anyone know what government or university office approves the public demonstration permits for the various campus preachers?

7/6/2010 7:27:45 PM

my husband is upstairs singing show tunes and playing WoW.



SERIOUSLY.

7/6/2010 7:28:18 PM

i had something to say, but now i'm imaginging people i play games with playing WoW and singing show tunes

7/6/2010 7:29:40 PM

why didn't I get called back/emailed today?

7/6/2010 7:37:59 PM

^^^ Your hubby is the shit. Lay off!

7/6/2010 7:38:30 PM

Aww. I love my husband. I think he's awesome too.
But I like to ride his ass because he doesn't ride mine nearly often enough.

7/6/2010 7:40:35 PM

2 job interviews on Friday!!!!!

I should know about job #1 by the end of the day on Friday so I'm going to rock out on both and hope that I have to choose

7/6/2010 7:41:12 PM

Shame on him.

7/6/2010 7:41:24 PM

listening to the talk about wow makes me glad i have since quit

7/6/2010 7:42:23 PM

Everyone is having sex or planning on having sex, but me.

7/6/2010 7:43:53 PM

that can't be true

7/6/2010 7:44:25 PM

^^ you're married. Didn't you know it stopped then.

7/6/2010 7:45:11 PM

I've spent every sex night for the past month at someone else's house. NOT bwning them.

7/6/2010 7:46:09 PM

sry

7/6/2010 7:46:43 PM