*ehug* for bottombaby

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 7:48 PM. Reason : 1478]

7/6/2010 7:47:54 PM

no worries.
i still got game.

7/6/2010 7:49:37 PM

bottombaby on a mission!

7/6/2010 7:50:42 PM

I just realized I set my account up here at least 5 years ago because my age was 29 until I just changed it.

7/6/2010 7:52:40 PM

I am not having sex. I am sitting in my bed, all warmed up and nowhere to go.

7/6/2010 7:55:17 PM

I run dis.

7/6/2010 7:56:00 PM

I'm not having sex either

7/6/2010 7:56:09 PM

more things change the more they stay the same...

7/6/2010 7:56:54 PM

Don't listen to PackPrincess. She's had PLENTY of opportunity to bang it out.

7/6/2010 7:59:00 PM

haha, they be knockin the door down?

7/6/2010 7:59:23 PM

i just got like 8 mosquito bites (at least) while taking the dog out to pee

and it is still deathly hot out

sick

7/6/2010 8:06:17 PM

alright, its far too late. bedtime

7/6/2010 8:06:58 PM

ok, so i just looked outside, and much to my dismay...no penises banging my door down!

7/6/2010 8:08:00 PM

and i just gave her a bath (totally awesome when she sneakily jumped out of the tub while i had my guard down and soaked me/the entire bathroom) and now she is cleaning herself like a cat.

DUMB DOG

7/6/2010 8:08:34 PM

I, too, am not having sex at the moment.

7/6/2010 8:09:54 PM

there really is an inordinate amount of shitty music on my computer.

7/6/2010 8:12:51 PM

cheesecake would be awesome right now

7/6/2010 8:18:34 PM

oops i just found out how drunk i was on sunday

7/6/2010 8:19:24 PM

I can't stop rubbing my face. I haven't gone longer than 3 days without shaving in a very long time. Now it has been 4. Hmmm... to shave, or not?

7/6/2010 8:20:48 PM

Is there nothing that the Smashing Pumpkins can't fix?

7/6/2010 8:22:37 PM

Quote :

"oops i just found out how drunk i was on sunday "

LOL this happened to me recently, but the worst part was it was a party at my parents house....... not too often that i have drunkenly acted a fool in front of them.

Quote :

"I can't stop rubbing my face. I haven't gone longer than 3 days without shaving in a very long time. Now it has been 4. Hmmm... to shave, or not?"

don't do it!

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 8:23 PM. Reason : s]

7/6/2010 8:22:49 PM

That reminds me I need to break out the razor. 2 days and already itchy. I'm going to nair my face.

7/6/2010 8:24:20 PM

my hand is cramping

7/6/2010 8:24:53 PM

sucks having to do it yourself, eh?

7/6/2010 8:25:23 PM

From all of the typing. I had no idea that fat boobies would make my inbox blow up.

7/6/2010 8:26:15 PM

inboxes blowing up are always nice

7/6/2010 8:27:03 PM

Quote :

"don't do it!"

I would just grow it out, but I have to shave for work, and I go back on Monday. I dunno if it's worth looking so ragged while putting up with the itch for just a few days.

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : fucking work ]

7/6/2010 8:28:22 PM

inbox? empty...

7/6/2010 8:28:46 PM

my inbox isn't empty, but it is red

7/6/2010 8:29:28 PM

same here

7/6/2010 8:29:54 PM

alright, not empty. simply devoid of new and excited information.

7/6/2010 8:30:23 PM

pbr and boobies

7/6/2010 8:31:34 PM

mmm alcohol is wonderful

7/6/2010 8:32:54 PM

so are tits

7/6/2010 8:33:14 PM

i keep thinking i hear someone knocking on my door. but i'm not that lucky to have visitors

7/6/2010 8:34:00 PM

While we're naming stuff for the loves. . .

pantlessness.

7/6/2010 8:34:06 PM

i have neither at the moment, but I love both

7/6/2010 8:34:12 PM

^4 so this is how you spend your time off work??

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 8:34 PM. Reason : ]

7/6/2010 8:34:18 PM

toplessness is wonderful too

7/6/2010 8:35:00 PM

^^LOL today I've been very lazy

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 8:36 PM. Reason : that needs to change by tomorrow]

7/6/2010 8:35:42 PM

I'm shamelessly enjoying 'Name' by the Goo Goo Dolls

7/6/2010 8:35:52 PM

Quote :

"so this is how you spend your time off work??"

pipe down, ginger

7/6/2010 8:54:35 PM

i love that when i'm about to eat my dog runs and gets her bone so she isn't left out of the nomming.

7/6/2010 9:12:44 PM

matt is home

7/6/2010 9:17:07 PM

7/6/2010 9:21:38 PM

I feel so bad for Tyson. My brother came and took Duke home with him today and Tyson is now crying and barking because he and his brother haven't been apart since they were born. I'm sure Duke is doing the same thing with my brother. It's so hard too cause all I wanna do is go in there and sit with him until he goes to sleep but I can't because I don't want him to think this will happen every night.

7/6/2010 9:24:26 PM

FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNTFACE COCKSUCKING HERMAPHRODITE!!!! FUCKING DIE!

7/6/2010 9:35:11 PM

my body hurts

7/6/2010 9:42:50 PM

a friend left brooklyn summer ale at eric's house

i know said friend would let me have one

and eric has never cared about beer being left in the fridge before (i guess cause this is "nice" beer)

but he keeps telling me no

should i run in the kitchen, open one and put my mouth on it before he knows what has happened??!?!

7/6/2010 9:47:28 PM

YES!

7/6/2010 9:48:04 PM