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Quote :

"YES!"

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ]

7/6/2010 9:50:02 PM

hehehehe

i did it

and peeled the label off too so i won't get caught

its just ONE BEER that someone left there are lots more in there and i know the someone would let me have one were the someone here

7/6/2010 9:52:52 PM

Goonies is on WGN

7/6/2010 9:55:09 PM

beer is icky.

7/6/2010 9:55:28 PM

I think someone wants to molest my mouth with their dick.

7/6/2010 9:56:09 PM

it's not me

7/6/2010 9:56:43 PM

i love beer

i dislike sugary drinks

i'm a horrible female.

i do like wine though so that counts toward femininity right?

and i like vodka tonic which is almost girly. i used to be able to handle vodka cran but...that is just too sweet for my tastes!

7/6/2010 9:56:43 PM

no shit sherlock^^

7/6/2010 9:57:04 PM

molesting mouths ITT

7/6/2010 9:57:54 PM

IT AIN'T MEEEE

IT AIN'T MEEE!

7/6/2010 9:57:59 PM

my name's not sherlock, holmes

7/6/2010 9:58:15 PM

crackerjack motherfuckers ITT

7/6/2010 9:59:10 PM

Quote :

"i do like wine though so that counts toward femininity right?"

False.

7/6/2010 9:59:43 PM

oh

i am a man

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2010 10:00:44 PM

kadwackle is a man?

7/6/2010 10:01:33 PM

ahahahaha
open marriages are so FTW

I like seeing them from the outside, too.

7/6/2010 10:01:58 PM

Open marriages are all over this joint. How can I get in on one?

7/6/2010 10:02:30 PM

apparently, by getting out of another?

idk.

7/6/2010 10:03:25 PM

oh whatever. josh watched me molest elise friday night. he was ok with it.

7/6/2010 10:04:09 PM

oh my! whoever this elise girl is, well, she must be very naughty

7/6/2010 10:05:03 PM

You are such a dork.

7/6/2010 10:05:52 PM

You are such a dork.

7/6/2010 10:06:39 PM

who?

7/6/2010 10:06:48 PM

You all are such a dorks.

fixed it for you

7/6/2010 10:08:45 PM

you just got home, bring me presents, and now you are insulting me. our relationship is so abusive!

7/6/2010 10:09:41 PM

Since when is being a dork a bad thing?



And I'll make it abusive if it needs to be woman

7/6/2010 10:10:42 PM

Can I watch???

7/6/2010 10:10:47 PM

I NEED AN ADULT!

7/6/2010 10:11:40 PM

watch? you can join in

7/6/2010 10:12:11 PM

I am liking the sound of this.

7/6/2010 10:13:32 PM

YES!

*bounces*

7/6/2010 10:13:49 PM

ok, now i might need therapy. at least make it worth it guys?!

7/6/2010 10:14:31 PM

7/6/2010 10:15:18 PM

i have been fired

7/6/2010 10:15:22 PM

between bb and I, we have most toys and thoughts covered.... it'll be worth it


^ thats no good

[Edited on July 6, 2010 at 10:15 PM. Reason : ^]

7/6/2010 10:15:30 PM

sex

on MY wolf web?

7/6/2010 10:16:00 PM

this is cracked out

7/6/2010 10:17:30 PM

Oh whatever, you claimed to need therapy after Friday night's molesting, but you were in my lap again on Sunday and now you're planning to spend the night tomorrow. You know you like it.

7/6/2010 10:17:30 PM

I feel dumb. Not because I am, but because I keep being told things that I have already said. So I must be dumb, retarded, or invisible.

7/6/2010 10:17:37 PM

doesnt mean i dont need therapy

7/6/2010 10:18:09 PM

I'm being sent so many naughty things that I can't keep up.

7/6/2010 10:20:02 PM

going downhill fairly quickly

7/6/2010 10:39:22 PM

if i see the burger king eclipse commerical one more time i will fucking stab myself in my own damn throat

7/6/2010 10:43:25 PM

i am l'hungry

7/6/2010 10:44:37 PM

I am very thirsty but I am afraid to walk into the kitchen in fears of waking up Tyson and I don't want him to start crying and barking again.

7/6/2010 10:47:27 PM

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7/6/2010 10:58:45 PM

7/6/2010 11:01:45 PM

7/6/2010 11:01:56 PM

I want to confess innocently shocking things, but it would totally ruin my image.

7/6/2010 11:02:31 PM