Quote :

"I'm 33 years old. I was hoping to have accomplished a lot with my life by now. I feel like if I try to show people who I really am, I'll get crucified for being honest. But I can't pretend to be something I'm not."

11/23/2010 11:59:24 PM

Quote :

"I like fish sticks in my mouth"

11/24/2010 12:43:42 AM

I will take confessions.

11/24/2010 4:19:34 PM

These are my confessions.......

11/24/2010 4:41:52 PM

Quote :

"We just had a new guy start at my job. He reminds me of the douchebags from the jersey shore. I'm totally gonna try and hit that "

Quote :

"I constantly browse CL "Missed Connections" even though I am happily married."

11/24/2010 5:19:31 PM

Quote :

"I have a secret crush on Minkagrl01 but I only know her from post stalking her."

11/24/2010 5:24:31 PM

Quote :

"I, too, have a crush on Minkagrl01 but only know her from her posts on TWW."

11/24/2010 5:42:52 PM

Quote :

"I, too, have a crush on a TWW girl but only know her from her posts on TWW"

11/24/2010 5:51:16 PM

Quote :

"I have nothing to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Fuck all of you who are happy. "

11/24/2010 7:53:44 PM

you don't have to be happy to have something to be thankful for.

would you rather be dead? then be thankful you're not.

do you have a pet? surely you can be thankful for your pet.

11/24/2010 10:59:11 PM

someone else just told me they were interested in minkagirl

11/24/2010 11:00:11 PM

Quote :

"I have a crush on my friend's girlfriend."

and it's from a lady

11/25/2010 11:34:26 AM

I'll take confessions on this holiday.

11/25/2010 11:45:18 AM

Quote :

"I like my women hairy"

11/25/2010 5:12:31 PM

Confessions while I wait for dinner

Quote :

" I lie to people often. Not because I'm trying to avoid the truth or protect feelings. No, I lie because it amuses me. "

[Edited on November 25, 2010 at 5:23 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2010 5:14:07 PM

Quote :

"I thoroughly enjoy manipulating a woman's emotions"

11/25/2010 5:33:10 PM

Quote :

"I am sad that this is the time of year when everyone is trying to get together to hang out with friends because I just want to go off the radar for awhile. I've had a few friends arrange some things that I've bowed out of, people are already starting to worry and I haven't even dropped off tww/facebook/whatever yet."

11/25/2010 5:33:38 PM

Quote :

"even though I really didn't want to, I am seeing a really close friend of mine in a completely different light after I had a sex dream about her"

Friends make the best lovers, imo.

11/26/2010 9:45:12 AM

I'll take some confessions on this black friday.

11/26/2010 11:09:37 AM

^^ only if more women thought that...

11/26/2010 11:22:09 AM

hit a brother up

11/26/2010 2:18:00 PM

Quote :

"Friends make the best lovers, imo. "

omg. incase you can't tell i have food on the brain, i SERIOUSLY read this (like 3 times) as "friends make the best leftovers"

i was like....??? /

but now i get it.

11/26/2010 2:19:53 PM

Quote :

"I've eaten a friend before. He did, in fact, make good leftovers. "

11/26/2010 6:40:12 PM

your confessions... send me them...

11/26/2010 6:41:37 PM

i, too would enjoy receiving some confessions tonight!

Quote :

"I once had anonymous sex with a Senator from Idaho in the bathroom of the St. Paul international airport in Minnesota "

[Edited on November 26, 2010 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ...]

11/26/2010 7:26:24 PM

Quote :

"I'm wearing assless chaps "

I always get lame ones :-/

11/26/2010 7:35:47 PM

^^ and with that this thread has officially jumped the shark.

Time to close it on out?

[Edited on November 26, 2010 at 7:39 PM. Reason : larry craig in the house?]

11/26/2010 7:39:14 PM

pretty positive it's a specific user. i've gotten a lot of crap confessions from him. i think from now on i'll just not post his.

11/26/2010 7:45:03 PM

Send me your dark secrets...

11/26/2010 9:36:23 PM

Quote :

"As much as I should be caring about finances now with the end of the year and Christmas coming up, I don't. I may end up putting myself in an extra 3-4k of debut because of my apathy. "

Moderation my friend... Moderation.

11/27/2010 3:12:14 AM

Quote :

"After eating Thanksgiving dinner (today) at my boyfriend's parent's house, I was feeling a little randy. There were tons of people at the house so we had zero privacy. We decided to tell everyone that we were going to see if any places were still having sales... but we were really going to drive somewhere and have sex. After driving around for a few minutes, we parked and tried to get busy. We're both tall so it was a challenge. He ended up getting a leg cramp that would not go away, so I just gave him a bj and we drove back. When we returned with no bags, I told his family that we looked around but it's impossible to find long enough khaki pants."

11/27/2010 3:25:58 AM

Confess to me, bitches.

11/27/2010 8:37:14 PM

Quote :

"I'm really really happy that this herpes blood test came back negative. That still doesn't tell me what these bumps are though. In all likelihood it's jock itch (based off what I read), but I'm going to have to see the doctor soon if this over the counter stuff doesn't do the trick."

11/28/2010 12:34:31 AM

i'll take a confession if anyone has any

And a confession:

Quote :

"I have a friend who struggles finding reasons to why he's still worth living, but at the same time finds trouble justifying death. I don't know how to help him but he's a pretty chill dude to hang out with. I hope that's more than enough to keep him going."

[Edited on November 28, 2010 at 12:45 AM. Reason : confession]

11/28/2010 12:37:29 AM

will take sunday afternoon confessions

11/28/2010 12:45:35 PM

me toooooooo!

11/28/2010 12:51:03 PM

Quote :

"I motorboated a nice pair of boobies in the club last night...only to find out later the reason why she wouldn't come home with me was because she was married. its all good though, they were a nice big pair of boobies, so I count it as a win."

11/28/2010 12:57:35 PM

confess to me, too!!

11/28/2010 1:14:28 PM

Quote :

"i don't think i can see myself marrying the person i am currently dating (and have been dating for awhile)."

11/28/2010 1:21:42 PM

Somber confessions. ITT.

11/28/2010 1:35:40 PM

confess to me, svp

11/28/2010 1:48:42 PM

UGH! i still haven't gotten any. booooring.

11/28/2010 1:51:11 PM

Quote :

"I am using plentyoffish.com and match.com and still haven't gotten any real possibilities out of them. sometimes I wonder if it is something on my profile that turns them away... "

11/28/2010 1:55:48 PM

i'll take some confessions this slow lazy sunday

11/28/2010 3:52:52 PM

I can haz green inbox?

11/28/2010 4:26:12 PM

I would like some confessions from chicks or confessions about chicks.

11/28/2010 4:29:46 PM

OK

I'll take some confessions. But make them juicy, and dirty.

11/28/2010 5:42:28 PM

my nap is over, let's do this!

11/28/2010 5:43:48 PM

im still waitin

11/28/2010 6:52:33 PM

Quote :

"i feel slightly responsible for my roommate's death 2 months ago. he asked me not to come home that weekend so i stayed at my bfs. after he didnt show up for work on monday, i had to let our boss in the house and he found him. maybe if i had come home he would still be here... "

11/28/2010 7:03:31 PM