taking off

7/7/2010 10:06:03 PM

the plane will not

7/7/2010 10:06:39 PM

while on a runway

7/7/2010 10:07:45 PM

remember clap on clap off?

do people still have those?

did anyone ever have those?

i'm being fat and lazy and eating pretzels in bed but i want to turn the light off. clap off would be so convenient right now.

7/7/2010 10:07:55 PM

^^while on a treadmill

7/7/2010 10:09:24 PM

me and ambrosia1231 used to walk/jog around Lake Johnson between 530 and 630 in the morning. she's gone now. i desperately want to get back into it and won't do it alone.

if anyone is legitimately interested (i'm more of a walker than a jogger) PLEASE let me know.

7/7/2010 10:09:59 PM

my neighbor told me her grandma had one. once, she ripped one so loud it turned the lights on. true 3rd hand story.

7/7/2010 10:10:51 PM

BITCH i'll walk with your ass.

7/7/2010 10:10:53 PM

if i lived near lake johnson i totally would!!!

(be interested that is)

^^ AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:11 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2010 10:11:27 PM

^^yeah but can you get to LKJ at 545am without child 2 or 3 mornings a week?

^ you're so much hotter IRL than you are online - which is kinda hard to believe

7/7/2010 10:11:39 PM

Actually, yes, I can. Although, I'd hate to get up that early.

7/7/2010 10:12:32 PM

My mind is completely blown. The main character in Mallrats is NOT the same as the main character in Out Cold... rather they are twin brothers.

I spent my entire adult life thinking they were the same person. Total mind effer.

7/7/2010 10:17:28 PM

^^^ ahahaha. thanks. AND I DINT EVEN SHOWER YESTERDAY. i'm so gross.

^^ yea. that is the thing about running i dislike immensely. early hours before the heat in the summer. i don't know what runners do in the winter. at least it isn't hot out but its like dark all the time.

^ that made me lol for some reason.

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2010 10:18:04 PM

Quote :

"ahahaha. thanks. AND I DINT EVEN SHOWER YESTERDAY. i'm so gross. "

dude, i wasn't worried about how you smelled

Quote :

"TOTAL MIND EFFER"

7/7/2010 10:19:01 PM

Hahahaha... and Roy and Todd Packer from The Office is in Out Cold. What the heck is going on here? I've seen this a few times but don't remember much from it.

7/7/2010 10:21:22 PM

Fuck United Airlines. $150 change fee to move a flight for a month from now back a day?

7/7/2010 10:21:52 PM

This movie is terribad

7/7/2010 10:23:21 PM

ugh i freaking hate united

7/7/2010 10:26:37 PM

^^^wow dude, thats some horse shit

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:27 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2010 10:27:03 PM

I HATE UNITED TOO



[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 10:28 PM. Reason : no hotlinx]

7/7/2010 10:27:51 PM

7/7/2010 10:27:58 PM

In hindsight it should've dawned on me that I was leaving the day before my girlfriend's birthday after moving her to Michigan, but somehow it didn't dawn on either of us.

But yeah... fuck

7/7/2010 10:34:02 PM

guava!

7/7/2010 10:35:25 PM

pretty boy swag

7/7/2010 10:45:32 PM

pretty boy fag

7/7/2010 10:51:50 PM

I'm going between that and OMG. Both have been stuck in my head for DAYS

7/7/2010 10:53:59 PM

Cutie da bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin' for the one
have you seen her?

7/7/2010 11:01:43 PM

Annnnd after telling them not to change my flight, United went ahead and did it anyway and is trying to charge me $175 to do it.

7/7/2010 11:08:06 PM

free $$$$


and



need a good woman

7/7/2010 11:09:30 PM

if you fuckin with this girl then you better be paid

7/7/2010 11:10:24 PM

18 years
18 years
she got one of your kids she got you for 18 years

7/7/2010 11:11:27 PM

From what I heard she got a baby by Busta

7/7/2010 11:13:26 PM

hummmm...

7/7/2010 11:16:02 PM

There's mud in the water,
Roach in the cellar,
Bugs in the sugar,
Mortgage on the home,

7/7/2010 11:16:21 PM

going to sleep so I can hope for an email that might not come tomorrow.


also, I need a hug

7/7/2010 11:18:05 PM

>------------<

7/7/2010 11:19:02 PM

hug double-team

>------<

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 11:20 PM. Reason : oh god I am deformed]

7/7/2010 11:20:13 PM

hahahahahahahahaa SPOTTINGS

7/7/2010 11:20:53 PM

I MADE A DOODY...
IN MY PANTS!

7/7/2010 11:40:30 PM

I have been instructed to goto bed and get some rest... so I am retiring to my bed... and switching over to my phone instead

7/7/2010 11:43:42 PM

I MADE A DOODY...
IN MY PANTS!

7/7/2010 11:45:31 PM

bedtime for the old geezer...

7/7/2010 11:47:26 PM

I MADE A DOODY...
IN MY PANTS!

7/7/2010 11:48:48 PM

I have returned! Thank you iPhone

7/7/2010 11:55:50 PM

I have iPhone, thank you returned!

7/7/2010 11:56:21 PM

I need to fucking go to bed!

7/8/2010 12:31:53 AM

go to bed fucking?

7/8/2010 12:34:07 AM

yes plz!

7/8/2010 12:43:13 AM

I'm thinking it's time to call it a night and eat my home-made blueberry muffin

7/8/2010 12:48:51 AM

surrounded by people but all alone

7/8/2010 12:58:40 AM