I think I'm going to sign up for this in Charlotte in October http://www.skirtsports.com/skirtchaser5k/

7/8/2010 10:02:57 AM

pale bitches are where it's at

7/8/2010 10:04:20 AM

well come see me October-March....

7/8/2010 10:05:14 AM

^^ yes I do like the fair-skinned ladies


I'm thinking about how I wish I had breakfast

7/8/2010 10:07:58 AM

you tan naturally?

7/8/2010 10:08:36 AM

^^^^, ^^I've got the pale-ness covered in a relationship. Course I have it covered naturally.

Thanks to Skwinkle and bmel don't think I didn't see those hugs.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:09 AM. Reason : mo carrots]

7/8/2010 10:09:35 AM

really happy that i've been formally recommended for hire but bummed because the uppers are taking their sweet ass time in approving the position now making this an 8 week process *sigh*

7/8/2010 10:12:48 AM

^^^nope...i've been faking and baking since '96

and i don't care what tww says...it's a guilty pleasure


i work 2 jobs so i don't often get out in the daylight hours...

it's 20 minutes of pure relaxation a couple of times a week

7/8/2010 10:14:18 AM

so you fake tan in the summer months and quit in the fall?

7/8/2010 10:15:15 AM

yes..girls with tans in the winter look a little odd to me

it's appropriate to have a tan in the summer

7/8/2010 10:16:18 AM

do you maintain a swim suit tan line as well?

sorry i'm intrigued by this concept!!!!

7/8/2010 10:20:00 AM

nope...

no tan lines here

7/8/2010 10:20:49 AM

hahaha

Quote :

"its true"

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:21 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2010 10:20:57 AM

don't even act like you know

7/8/2010 10:22:35 AM

no tan lines are odd!!!!! loop hole in logic!!!

7/8/2010 10:24:24 AM

bunch of posers itt

7/8/2010 10:24:40 AM

but i'm the only one that sees i don't have tan lines...

nobody else is privy to this information unless i tell them

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:26 AM. Reason : ^shut it Indian boy ]

7/8/2010 10:25:52 AM

the people who watch the secret video cameras at the tanning salon know...

7/8/2010 10:26:35 AM

^^ don't hate cause you have to work to get a tan and can't keep it.

7/8/2010 10:27:23 AM

so that's why all those asian ladies look at me so strangely when i walk in...

it all makes sense now

7/8/2010 10:27:30 AM

i got cameras set up to see. $5 a pic

7/8/2010 10:30:08 AM

omggggg. i have like the world's largest pimple of all time on my chin. it is the under the skin kind and it hurtsssssssss.

darn you hot sticky weather DARN YOU

7/8/2010 10:52:13 AM

well things would be a lot easier if i could do these drawings myself

trying to mark these bitches up to be sent to india to be made is turning into a pain

plus i dont really know what im doing at all

7/8/2010 10:55:15 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfTowwhddBQ

at least you aren''t this guy. In more ways than one.

7/8/2010 10:58:46 AM

Now I really want some alfalfa sprouts.

I am so strange.

7/8/2010 11:00:44 AM

I need something good and tasty for lunch.

then gotta get dressed for this damn thing.

7/8/2010 11:15:18 AM

^ hm that makes me want jimmy johns for lunch

7/8/2010 11:15:38 AM

People need to start dancing to the beat of MY drum. Just saying.

7/8/2010 11:15:43 AM

i look like the biggest les of all time right now

7/8/2010 11:16:45 AM

its "lez"

and its not just right now

7/8/2010 11:19:13 AM

you dressed up like ellen?

7/8/2010 11:19:24 AM

Bout to enjoy tha single life even moree now

7/8/2010 11:36:00 AM

my best friend just really pissed me the fuck off

7/8/2010 11:47:50 AM

^^

I thought you were married bro

7/8/2010 11:49:32 AM

are you talking about me or katie

7/8/2010 11:49:46 AM

haha, no darling. I'm rather fond of you. It was Kate

7/8/2010 11:51:08 AM

Quote :

"its "lez" and its not just right now "

so you're saying i look like a lesbian all the time? hmmmm.

Quote :

"you dressed up like ellen? "

and no i'm just gross from running this morning and i thought the cleaning man was coming so i didn't shower yet but he isn't coming until 1 so i'm about to shower. but i'm sitting around in underarmour shorts. very lesbianish.

7/8/2010 11:51:20 AM

7/8/2010 11:52:07 AM

my head hasnt stopped pounding since last night

7/8/2010 11:52:20 AM

i call them dyke pants

7/8/2010 11:52:37 AM

haha.

plus i have a pimple

i and i feel fat

i just feel gross today. hopefully the shower will help.

edit: not that lesbians are fat and gross. wow that came out wrong. its just the shorts that are making me feel manly.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 11:54:03 AM

hahahahahaha, your edit was a better post

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 11:54:45 AM

Haha quinn. Hell no. Far from it boe

7/8/2010 11:55:18 AM

my face is peeling

7/8/2010 12:03:12 PM

what am i gonna do? i have to get out of this dreadful job

7/8/2010 12:04:20 PM

^ i know the feeling

7/8/2010 12:09:42 PM

I'll take it.

Either one.

7/8/2010 12:10:07 PM

i feel SO MUCH BETTER

now i can finish laundry, make pasta salad and get back to learning NC distinctions aka confusing the shit out of myself. i've definitely gotten 2 or 3 MBE questions wrong because they've totally had the NC law on there and i've just almost reflexively chosen that (when the NC law has been contrary to the MBE rule, obviously. otherwise it wouldn't be a problem)

BAD GIRL

i need someone to slap me on the wrist with a ruler when i do that because that is just a dumb mistake.

7/8/2010 12:11:30 PM

I'll take the other.

7/8/2010 12:11:52 PM

alrighty...had lunch

now to get ready and watch the clock tick until I need to go

7/8/2010 12:14:42 PM